2015 AA Atlas - only 49p at Home Bargains down from £7.99
For those of you who don't want to drive into a river using a Sat Nav...enjoy :D
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cutthroat_jake
2 Jan 1619#2
Satnav by Pam Ayres....
I have a little Satnav, it sits there in my car.
A Satnav is a driver's friend it tells you where you are.
I have a little Satnav, I’ve had it all my life.
It's better than the normal ones, my Satnav is my wife.
It gives me full instructions, especially how to drive
"It's sixty miles an hour", it says, "You're doing sixty five".
It tells me when to stop and start, and when to use the brake
And tells me that it's never ever, safe to overtake.
It tells me when a light is red, and when it goes to green
It seems to know instinctively, just when to intervene.
It lists the vehicles just in front, and all those to the rear.
And taking this into account, it specifies my gear.
I'm sure no other driver, has so helpful a device.
For when we leave and lock the car, it still gives its advice.
It fills me up with counselling, each journey's pretty fraught.
So why don't I exchange it, and get a quieter sort?
Ah well, you see, it cleans the house, makes sure I'm properly fed.
It washes all my shirts and things, and keeps me warm in bed!
Despite all these advantages, and my tendency to scoff,
I only wish that now and then, I could turn the **** off.
hotmik
2 Jan 1617#5
will come in handy, ta
hotmik to daffers
2 Jan 1612#13
maccy1
2 Jan 169#1
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
All comments (64)
maccy1
2 Jan 169#1
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
cutthroat_jake
2 Jan 1619#2
Satnav by Pam Ayres....
I have a little Satnav, it sits there in my car.
A Satnav is a driver's friend it tells you where you are.
I have a little Satnav, I’ve had it all my life.
It's better than the normal ones, my Satnav is my wife.
It gives me full instructions, especially how to drive
"It's sixty miles an hour", it says, "You're doing sixty five".
It tells me when to stop and start, and when to use the brake
And tells me that it's never ever, safe to overtake.
It tells me when a light is red, and when it goes to green
It seems to know instinctively, just when to intervene.
It lists the vehicles just in front, and all those to the rear.
And taking this into account, it specifies my gear.
I'm sure no other driver, has so helpful a device.
For when we leave and lock the car, it still gives its advice.
It fills me up with counselling, each journey's pretty fraught.
So why don't I exchange it, and get a quieter sort?
Ah well, you see, it cleans the house, makes sure I'm properly fed.
It washes all my shirts and things, and keeps me warm in bed!
Despite all these advantages, and my tendency to scoff,
I only wish that now and then, I could turn the **** off.
maccy1 to cutthroat_jake
2 Jan 162#9
About right thanks for that jake :laughing:
FantasyDeals
2 Jan 165#3
maccy1 to FantasyDeals
2 Jan 161#37
You only need a bar of chocolate to accompany that gif FD....at least I did when travelling :laughing:
mozzer99
2 Jan 165#4
For the greater overview you can't beat a map. Then use the sat nav.....
hotmik to mozzer99
2 Jan 166#8
I'm right behind you buddy
hotmik
2 Jan 1617#5
will come in handy, ta
maccy1 to hotmik
2 Jan 162#10
:laughing::laughing:
deeky to hotmik
2 Jan 163#44
That is one of the funniest scenes ever. In any film. And I don't usually laugh much. :neutral_face:
daffers
2 Jan 167#6
At last. I'll be able to find my way
maccy1 to daffers
2 Jan 162#12
You'll never lose your way daffers <3
hotmik to daffers
2 Jan 1612#13
OldEnglish to daffers
2 Jan 168#14
Don't you mean "Altas" I'll be able to find my way? :smiley:
dmcmsn
2 Jan 164#7
I love an atlas. Far better than a sat nav as mentioned above
maccy1 to dmcmsn
2 Jan 163#11
I couldn't agree more and I'm sure a lot of 'the older' generation would agree too :smile:
vassy201187
2 Jan 165#15
Cheers Maccy. Heated :smiley:
maccy1 to vassy201187
2 Jan 162#19
Cheers vassy :smile: Happy New Year btw, hope you've had a good start to the year :smiley:
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2015 AA Atlas - only 49p at Home Bargains down from £7.99
For those of you who don't want to drive into a river using a Sat Nav...enjoy :D
Top comments
I have a little Satnav, it sits there in my car.
A Satnav is a driver's friend it tells you where you are.
I have a little Satnav, I’ve had it all my life.
It's better than the normal ones, my Satnav is my wife.
It gives me full instructions, especially how to drive
"It's sixty miles an hour", it says, "You're doing sixty five".
It tells me when to stop and start, and when to use the brake
And tells me that it's never ever, safe to overtake.
It tells me when a light is red, and when it goes to green
It seems to know instinctively, just when to intervene.
It lists the vehicles just in front, and all those to the rear.
And taking this into account, it specifies my gear.
I'm sure no other driver, has so helpful a device.
For when we leave and lock the car, it still gives its advice.
It fills me up with counselling, each journey's pretty fraught.
So why don't I exchange it, and get a quieter sort?
Ah well, you see, it cleans the house, makes sure I'm properly fed.
It washes all my shirts and things, and keeps me warm in bed!
Despite all these advantages, and my tendency to scoff,
I only wish that now and then, I could turn the **** off.
All comments (64)
I have a little Satnav, it sits there in my car.
A Satnav is a driver's friend it tells you where you are.
I have a little Satnav, I’ve had it all my life.
It's better than the normal ones, my Satnav is my wife.
It gives me full instructions, especially how to drive
"It's sixty miles an hour", it says, "You're doing sixty five".
It tells me when to stop and start, and when to use the brake
And tells me that it's never ever, safe to overtake.
It tells me when a light is red, and when it goes to green
It seems to know instinctively, just when to intervene.
It lists the vehicles just in front, and all those to the rear.
And taking this into account, it specifies my gear.
I'm sure no other driver, has so helpful a device.
For when we leave and lock the car, it still gives its advice.
It fills me up with counselling, each journey's pretty fraught.
So why don't I exchange it, and get a quieter sort?
Ah well, you see, it cleans the house, makes sure I'm properly fed.
It washes all my shirts and things, and keeps me warm in bed!
Despite all these advantages, and my tendency to scoff,
I only wish that now and then, I could turn the **** off.