Satnav by Pam Ayres....

I have a little Satnav, it sits there in my car.
A Satnav is a driver's friend it tells you where you are.
I have a little Satnav, I’ve had it all my life.
It's better than the normal ones, my Satnav is my wife.
It gives me full instructions, especially how to drive
"It's sixty miles an hour", it says, "You're doing sixty five".
It tells me when to stop and start, and when to use the brake
And tells me that it's never ever, safe to overtake.
It tells me when a light is red, and when it goes to green
It seems to know instinctively, just when to intervene.
It lists the vehicles just in front, and all those to the rear.
And taking this into account, it specifies my gear.
I'm sure no other driver, has so helpful a device.
For when we leave and lock the car, it still gives its advice.
It fills me up with counselling, each journey's pretty fraught.
So why don't I exchange it, and get a quieter sort?
Ah well, you see, it cleans the house, makes sure I'm properly fed.
It washes all my shirts and things, and keeps me warm in bed!
Despite all these advantages, and my tendency to scoff,
I only wish that now and then, I could turn the **** off.

will come in handy, ta

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Like buying a set of encyclopedias.

When and where has Home Bargains ever had these on sale at £7.99 ???? :confused:

The basic handbook for old time ditherers, If you're up to speed with technology this would be useless even at 49p

Try google maps


dither
verb UK /ˈdɪð.ər/ US /-ɚ/ disapproving
› to be ​unable to make a ​decision about doing something:
Stop dithering and ​choose which one you ​want!
She's still dithering over whether to ​accept the ​job she's just been ​offered.

[i]Edited By: myghost on Jan 03, 2016 15:08

Pretty sure it must be in-store only.

Might this be available in Quality Save too? I know they're owned by the same company..

sad that ppl spam the threads with silly memes

Good for keeping kids entertained playing "find the town" like it did when i was young.

I can't find in their website, can someone post a link please?

What voice options come with it?

To be fair paper maps do have their place,

normally on the floor behind the passanger seat.

In the year 2016, how are there still functioning human beings who don't know about the existence of smartphones, GPS, google maps, TomToms, satnavs, etc?

What the generation who also likes to travel the wrong way down the motorway :confused:

And to you maccy :innocent:

Good spot maccy - heat added

It's 2016, the roads will be all wrong.

Are you saying that constantly changing roads are an improvement? Or do you fancy a few more, but useless roundabouts?

I'd rather have roads stay the same if they are fit for purpose.

Cant go wrong with that as British roads never seem to change very much as our NON British loving governments find places overseas to spend our money waging wars Etc. instead of improving this Disunited Kingdom.

Well actually I think this one was funnier. In fact, I think it was the first time I ever laughed (clicky).

will come in handy, ta

:laughing:

Yeah. I any ways paid via PayPal cos deal seemed dodge. Any ways still got 363 days to go

That's not good news vassy :disappointed: I suppose the only thing good about it is you got a refund with no hassle (hopefully) roll on misprices for 2016 :laughing:

:laughing:

Well your links are always so different summer :laughing:

Happy new year to you too pal. My first three orders of this year got cancelled. The seller agreed it's a misprice and refunded. Didn't honour. :disappointed:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jgotrjc-Psc So i can find my way home :laughing:

thanks - could have done with this earlier

...and the absolute best to you as well :smile: