2015 AA Atlas - only 49p at Home Bargains down from £7.99
For those of you who don't want to drive into a river using a Sat Nav...enjoy :D
Top comments
cutthroat_jake
2 Jan 1619#2
Satnav by Pam Ayres....
I have a little Satnav, it sits there in my car.
A Satnav is a driver's friend it tells you where you are.
I have a little Satnav, I’ve had it all my life.
It's better than the normal ones, my Satnav is my wife.
It gives me full instructions, especially how to drive
"It's sixty miles an hour", it says, "You're doing sixty five".
It tells me when to stop and start, and when to use the brake
And tells me that it's never ever, safe to overtake.
It tells me when a light is red, and when it goes to green
It seems to know instinctively, just when to intervene.
It lists the vehicles just in front, and all those to the rear.
And taking this into account, it specifies my gear.
I'm sure no other driver, has so helpful a device.
For when we leave and lock the car, it still gives its advice.
It fills me up with counselling, each journey's pretty fraught.
So why don't I exchange it, and get a quieter sort?
Ah well, you see, it cleans the house, makes sure I'm properly fed.
It washes all my shirts and things, and keeps me warm in bed!
Despite all these advantages, and my tendency to scoff,
I only wish that now and then, I could turn the **** off.
hotmik
2 Jan 1617#5
will come in handy, ta
hotmik to daffers
2 Jan 1612#13
maccy1
2 Jan 169#1
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
All comments (64)
maccy1
2 Jan 169#1
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
cutthroat_jake
2 Jan 1619#2
Satnav by Pam Ayres....
I have a little Satnav, it sits there in my car.
A Satnav is a driver's friend it tells you where you are.
I have a little Satnav, I’ve had it all my life.
It's better than the normal ones, my Satnav is my wife.
It gives me full instructions, especially how to drive
"It's sixty miles an hour", it says, "You're doing sixty five".
It tells me when to stop and start, and when to use the brake
And tells me that it's never ever, safe to overtake.
It tells me when a light is red, and when it goes to green
It seems to know instinctively, just when to intervene.
It lists the vehicles just in front, and all those to the rear.
And taking this into account, it specifies my gear.
I'm sure no other driver, has so helpful a device.
For when we leave and lock the car, it still gives its advice.
It fills me up with counselling, each journey's pretty fraught.
So why don't I exchange it, and get a quieter sort?
Ah well, you see, it cleans the house, makes sure I'm properly fed.
It washes all my shirts and things, and keeps me warm in bed!
Despite all these advantages, and my tendency to scoff,
I only wish that now and then, I could turn the **** off.
maccy1 to cutthroat_jake
2 Jan 162#9
About right thanks for that jake :laughing:
FantasyDeals
2 Jan 165#3
maccy1 to FantasyDeals
2 Jan 161#37
You only need a bar of chocolate to accompany that gif FD....at least I did when travelling :laughing:
mozzer99
2 Jan 165#4
For the greater overview you can't beat a map. Then use the sat nav.....
hotmik to mozzer99
2 Jan 166#8
I'm right behind you buddy
hotmik
2 Jan 1617#5
will come in handy, ta
maccy1 to hotmik
2 Jan 162#10
:laughing::laughing:
deeky to hotmik
2 Jan 163#44
That is one of the funniest scenes ever. In any film. And I don't usually laugh much. :neutral_face:
daffers
2 Jan 167#6
At last. I'll be able to find my way
maccy1 to daffers
2 Jan 162#12
You'll never lose your way daffers <3
hotmik to daffers
2 Jan 1612#13
OldEnglish to daffers
2 Jan 168#14
Don't you mean "Altas" I'll be able to find my way? :smiley:
dmcmsn
2 Jan 164#7
I love an atlas. Far better than a sat nav as mentioned above
maccy1 to dmcmsn
2 Jan 163#11
I couldn't agree more and I'm sure a lot of 'the older' generation would agree too :smile:
vassy201187
2 Jan 165#15
Cheers Maccy. Heated :smiley:
maccy1 to vassy201187
2 Jan 162#19
Cheers vassy :smile: Happy New Year btw, hope you've had a good start to the year :smiley:
daffers
2 Jan 163#16
:smile:
maccy1
2 Jan 165#17
Some just never know when to leave :man:
:laughing:
hotmik
2 Jan 164#18
burningmoney77
2 Jan 162#20
HOTTTTTTTT if only walter white used a map instead of GPS
maccy1 to burningmoney77
2 Jan 161#22
:laughing:
Hi BM, Happy New Year :smile:
sradmad
2 Jan 163#21
AA great deal maccy, hope your well ( recovered ) heat added :smiley:
maccy1 to sradmad
2 Jan 162#23
Thank you sradmmmmmad, just about :laughing: hope you're well and HNY, hope the 2016 is a fab one for you :smiley:
pennyfarthing88
2 Jan 165#24
Blimey 49p - at that price I'm going to buy 2 just in case I can't understand the first one :laughing:
Heated hot Maccy :smiley:
sradmad
2 Jan 162#25
Thank you maccy and a very HNY to you, all the best for 2016 :smile:
[email protected]/*
2 Jan 163#26
Nice.
maccy1 to [email protected]/*
2 Jan 162#32
You know you want one Andy :laughing:
Chanchi32
2 Jan 165#27
maccy1 to Chanchi32
2 Jan 162#33
Chichi, it's upside down... :laughing:
u0421793
2 Jan 16#28
[shrugged]
scotsmac
2 Jan 16#29
cold sorry but who uses paper maps
maccy1 to scotsmac
2 Jan 162#31
Englishmac :man:
maccy1
2 Jan 162#30
Me too, you never know if you might end up in a river when your sat nav...always better to have a spare :laughing:
maccy1
2 Jan 162#34
...and the absolute best to you as well :smile:
Chanchi32
2 Jan 164#35
thanks - could have done with this earlier
maccy1 to Chanchi32
2 Jan 162#36
:disappointed: you went around the roundabout too fast didn't you? :disappointed::laughing:
Happy new year to you too pal. My first three orders of this year got cancelled. The seller agreed it's a misprice and refunded. Didn't honour. :disappointed:
maccy1
2 Jan 16#40
:laughing:
Well your links are always so different summer :laughing:
maccy1
2 Jan 161#41
That's not good news vassy :disappointed: I suppose the only thing good about it is you got a refund with no hassle (hopefully) roll on misprices for 2016 :laughing:
vassy201187
2 Jan 162#42
Yeah. I any ways paid via PayPal cos deal seemed dodge. Any ways still got 363 days to go
maccy1
2 Jan 162#43
:laughing:
deeky
2 Jan 162#45
Well actually I think this one was funnier. In fact, I think it was the first time I ever laughed (clicky).
maccy1 to deeky
2 Jan 16#46
:laughing:
ratcatcher
3 Jan 16#47
Cant go wrong with that as British roads never seem to change very much as our NON British loving governments find places overseas to spend our money waging wars Etc. instead of improving this Disunited Kingdom.
jomay
3 Jan 16#48
Are you saying that constantly changing roads are an improvement? Or do you fancy a few more, but useless roundabouts?
I'd rather have roads stay the same if they are fit for purpose.
cazsilver
3 Jan 161#49
Good spot maccy - heat added
maccy1 to cazsilver
3 Jan 16#51
Thanks caz and a very Happy New Year :smile: x
Waspkiller86
3 Jan 16#50
It's 2016, the roads will be all wrong.
cazsilver
3 Jan 161#52
And to you maccy :innocent:
Biggunspaul
3 Jan 16#53
What the generation who also likes to travel the wrong way down the motorway :confused:
lehappymerchant
3 Jan 16#54
In the year 2016, how are there still functioning human beings who don't know about the existence of smartphones, GPS, google maps, TomToms, satnavs, etc?
Biggunspaul
3 Jan 16#55
To be fair paper maps do have their place,
normally on the floor behind the passanger seat.
0dd8a11
3 Jan 16#56
What voice options come with it?
sorina
3 Jan 16#57
I can't find in their website, can someone post a link please?
couragenh
3 Jan 16#58
Good for keeping kids entertained playing "find the town" like it did when i was young.
SPLE22
3 Jan 161#59
sad that ppl spam the threads with silly memes
anastazius
3 Jan 16#60
Might this be available in Quality Save too? I know they're owned by the same company..
anastazius
3 Jan 16#61
Pretty sure it must be in-store only.
myghost
3 Jan 16#62
The basic handbook for old time ditherers, If you're up to speed with technology this would be useless even at 49p
Try google maps
dither
verb UK /ˈdɪð.ər/ US /-ɚ/ disapproving
› to be unable to make a decision about doing something:
Stop dithering and choose which one you want!
She's still dithering over whether to accept the job she's just been offered.
[i]Edited By: myghost on Jan 03, 2016 15:08
EveshamLad
3 Jan 16#63
When and where has Home Bargains ever had these on sale at £7.99 ???? :confused:
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Opening post
2015 AA Atlas - only 49p at Home Bargains down from £7.99
For those of you who don't want to drive into a river using a Sat Nav...enjoy :D
Top comments
I have a little Satnav, it sits there in my car.
A Satnav is a driver's friend it tells you where you are.
I have a little Satnav, I’ve had it all my life.
It's better than the normal ones, my Satnav is my wife.
It gives me full instructions, especially how to drive
"It's sixty miles an hour", it says, "You're doing sixty five".
It tells me when to stop and start, and when to use the brake
And tells me that it's never ever, safe to overtake.
It tells me when a light is red, and when it goes to green
It seems to know instinctively, just when to intervene.
It lists the vehicles just in front, and all those to the rear.
And taking this into account, it specifies my gear.
I'm sure no other driver, has so helpful a device.
For when we leave and lock the car, it still gives its advice.
It fills me up with counselling, each journey's pretty fraught.
So why don't I exchange it, and get a quieter sort?
Ah well, you see, it cleans the house, makes sure I'm properly fed.
It washes all my shirts and things, and keeps me warm in bed!
Despite all these advantages, and my tendency to scoff,
I only wish that now and then, I could turn the **** off.
All comments (64)
I have a little Satnav, it sits there in my car.
A Satnav is a driver's friend it tells you where you are.
I have a little Satnav, I’ve had it all my life.
It's better than the normal ones, my Satnav is my wife.
It gives me full instructions, especially how to drive
"It's sixty miles an hour", it says, "You're doing sixty five".
It tells me when to stop and start, and when to use the brake
And tells me that it's never ever, safe to overtake.
It tells me when a light is red, and when it goes to green
It seems to know instinctively, just when to intervene.
It lists the vehicles just in front, and all those to the rear.
And taking this into account, it specifies my gear.
I'm sure no other driver, has so helpful a device.
For when we leave and lock the car, it still gives its advice.
It fills me up with counselling, each journey's pretty fraught.
So why don't I exchange it, and get a quieter sort?
Ah well, you see, it cleans the house, makes sure I'm properly fed.
It washes all my shirts and things, and keeps me warm in bed!
Despite all these advantages, and my tendency to scoff,
I only wish that now and then, I could turn the **** off.
:laughing:
Hi BM, Happy New Year :smile:
Heated hot Maccy :smiley: