Might come in handy for that awkward moment when you find yourself face to face with a wolf.
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Astec123
27 Dec 168#20
Except this has been entirely designed from the ground up to be an offensive weapon with a torch in it. It would be completely illegal and carrying it even for use as a torch would not pass the muster to avoid getting lifted by any police officer.
Yes a multi C/D battery torch can be used as a weapon but it's not got a grab handle built in to make it as such. Almost anything can be used as a weapon in the right hands. A piece of paper can be a deadly weapon if used correctly.
Emphasis mine, this item falls under the guidance of made for this purpose, there being 3 areas of offensive weapons, made, adapted or intended. This part being the relevant section.
- any article made to causing injury to the person
Your other generic large torch falls under the other heading of intended, but the police have to prove that intent if you're carrying the torch with you. If you're out for a walk and have it with you I'd be willing to guarantee they could say nothing to you unless you start doing something with it.
Furthermore how this is still up I will never know as it's patently obvious to anyone with any sense that this item would be illegal to own, possess or carry in public.
OdhranC
27 Dec 167#1
Liam Neeson could have done with that.
sshooie
27 Dec 166#34
Ive wrapped mine in glitter, it's fabulous!
Darthballs
27 Dec 164#23
Neegan needs an upgrade
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OdhranC
27 Dec 167#1
Liam Neeson could have done with that.
paolo
27 Dec 164#2
louloul to paolo
27 Dec 16#22
ordered but gonna be dissapointed if it doesn't arrive with the two models
r3dhotukdeals
27 Dec 162#3
Reminds me of The Simpsons with Lisa's anti tiger rock!
I still think the police would class this as a weapon despite the "torch" function.
Oneday77 to daBluone
27 Dec 162#12
No different from an 6 D cell lag light that's been legal for years.
allginger
27 Dec 161#7
Ordered
Maskarova
27 Dec 161#8
I'm sure someone could fit a capacitor in that frame...
Sharpharp
27 Dec 164#9
I don't think i'd need a stick to beat this old codger :laughing:
oliverreed to Sharpharp
27 Dec 161#36
Thought that was Putin for a moment...
lucyferror
27 Dec 161#10
Baseball bat with a torch. I'm in :smile:
aurora
27 Dec 162#11
I have no idea what that is, but I want one.
kevsoth
27 Dec 16#13
Ordered. Thanks.
trojan34
27 Dec 161#14
ordered a 100 to start an army. lol
Sharpharp
27 Dec 16#15
Anyone know how the authorities would take to you having this in ur car?
dmartins13 to Sharpharp
27 Dec 161#16
I'd say it's got all the attributes of a made offensive weapon and likely to get you nicked.
Tyranicus66 to Sharpharp
27 Dec 16#17
Offensive weapon. No justification for having it. Just keep a tire iron under the seat like the rest of us!
Sharpharp
27 Dec 16#18
Excellent, can these be modified for stunning effect?
mfactor
27 Dec 163#19
The Maglite is legal because is a torch, trying to explain a baseball bat with a torch is gonna be a tuff one :smiley:
Saying that ordered one a few weeks back :stuck_out_tongue:
Not going to go into the weapons law in the UK right now as its a minefield, but basically nothing is classed as a offensive weapon and everything is classed as a offensive weapon :confused:
ie....
Plod: whats that 6D maglite for ?
You: Hitting people ............= Your done
You: Shining light .................= Your fine
But anything that looks like a offensive weapon will get you done ............ie: a baseball bat with flashlight :laughing:
Ok behind the back door at home tho :confused:
Astec123
27 Dec 168#20
Except this has been entirely designed from the ground up to be an offensive weapon with a torch in it. It would be completely illegal and carrying it even for use as a torch would not pass the muster to avoid getting lifted by any police officer.
Yes a multi C/D battery torch can be used as a weapon but it's not got a grab handle built in to make it as such. Almost anything can be used as a weapon in the right hands. A piece of paper can be a deadly weapon if used correctly.
Emphasis mine, this item falls under the guidance of made for this purpose, there being 3 areas of offensive weapons, made, adapted or intended. This part being the relevant section.
- any article made to causing injury to the person
Your other generic large torch falls under the other heading of intended, but the police have to prove that intent if you're carrying the torch with you. If you're out for a walk and have it with you I'd be willing to guarantee they could say nothing to you unless you start doing something with it.
Furthermore how this is still up I will never know as it's patently obvious to anyone with any sense that this item would be illegal to own, possess or carry in public.
superflyguy
27 Dec 161#21
The video is hilarious.
I'm buying a load of water melons, gonna have me some fun stress relief.... :sunglasses:
Save the Pound to superflyguy
27 Dec 161#26
Agreed, it was like a scene from step brothers :smile:
Darthballs
27 Dec 164#23
Neegan needs an upgrade
Lucky88 to Darthballs
27 Dec 16#24
Thanks for reminding me i need to start watching that again.
Dragon32
27 Dec 16#25
Sshhh.... That's what I've got next to my bed. :smile:
TheDobbus
27 Dec 162#27
I think that's your fleshlight mate
joecope
27 Dec 16#28
my mate got pulled and searched as his car "matched" the description of a wanted car. He had one of these in the back of his seat and they seized it with no further action taken.
Godspeed
27 Dec 161#29
Was that a Freudian slip? :smile:
japes
27 Dec 16#30
it's not even a decent torch...
Lumen: 200-240
samkiani to japes
27 Dec 16#31
It's not a torch :smiley:
Sambat
27 Dec 16#32
Won't get through customs
allginger to Sambat
27 Dec 16#33
Do they open every parcel?
sshooie
27 Dec 166#34
Ive wrapped mine in glitter, it's fabulous!
Tyranicus66
27 Dec 161#35
Police - Ello, Ello, Ello What's that contraption for?
Me - It's an anti-wolf defense tool officer. I purchased it on the tinterweb....
Police - Wolves are extinct in the UK....
Me - It also has a light. That's what its for honest.
Police - Your nicked sunshine.
Think ill give it a miss....
ToneC to Tyranicus66
27 Dec 164#49
Wolves are extinct in the UK
See, it works !
Dreddz to Tyranicus66
28 Dec 16#67
Did the police ever locate his nicked sunshine?
Mulva42
27 Dec 16#37
From BangGood. :confused:
can't say I have ever heard of it
garygdicker
27 Dec 16#38
at least you can see the person with the torch on.
badgerbrush
27 Dec 16#39
Granddaughter is in a rounders team . I carry her spare bat under my drivers seat !
VDisillusioned to badgerbrush
27 Dec 16#45
Well then, if you are stopped by the police, and they decide to search your car, and you are not provably driving your granddaughter to a rounders match, then you might, if your lucky, get the chance to explain to a magistrate what lawful authority or reasonable excuse you had for having what is considered, outside of a rounders pitch, an offensive weapon under the seat of your car. Forgetting it is there is not a reasonable excuse.
te721
27 Dec 16#40
check shipping, one up from the cheapest / slowest is also free!
matthewnunn1986
27 Dec 16#41
A wolf
rvcshart
27 Dec 161#42
Have one of these. Feels too cheap to use as a weapon, not enough weight ufn the end.
Could genuinely use it to break glass in an emergency etc, but realistically it's designed as a weapon so y buggered
stave84
27 Dec 161#43
I have an Led Lenser FAR brighter than a car headlight on full beam. Good luck to anybody who can see to attack me with that in their face.
I often wonder how that would go in court.... I don't think the law prohibits a "weapon" which discharges photons in such a way as to cause discomfort... yet anything which discharges a noxious gas or liquid is illegal.
Which then raises the question of a laser (In Dr Evil voice of course)
SCOUSEKEVIN
27 Dec 161#44
Thanks OP but I agree with some of the other comments this is a weapon with a torch.
We have a few old Maglites updated with a LED insert, 6 D cells, each of my children have one in their homes, comforter, pacifier.
I have tried to impress upon them that if needed anything from the shoulders down is fine but not the head, might damage the torch.. lol
mfactor to SCOUSEKEVIN
27 Dec 16#48
Yep 6D maglite with a 1000 lumen conversion and a replacement window breaker on the butt end.............
bettyboo3
27 Dec 161#46
gonna need this for the school run!
nublets2k
27 Dec 161#47
Good too see it works great against Witches, Hunters, Cave trolls, the Green Lantern, the Green Giant and Mr Potato Head!
fouad172
27 Dec 16#50
Ordered thanks
cgillivercg
27 Dec 16#51
I reckon you could get one shaped as a giant cock! Now mr plod try and nick me.
badgerbrush
28 Dec 16#52
D N G A F ! G F A+ M ! Armchair Lawyer .
VDisillusioned
28 Dec 16#53
Lols, can I come and watch you try and defend yourself in court, I'll bring my own popcorn. :smiley:
badgerbrush
28 Dec 16#54
Not a problem as long as I get to rearrange your dentures first !
rourkey3
28 Dec 16#55
I can keep a crossbow so why not a big bobbly torch?
littlewhitebull456
28 Dec 16#56
What good would it do against a wolf anyhow.
nublets2k
28 Dec 161#57
No, sports equipment isn't an offensive weapon unless there's suspicion that it's in his possession with intent to cause injury.
Firstly they'd need evidence or reason to believe that he had it in his possession with the intent to injure someone.
They'd also need to prove possession. Having it in his car under the seat doesn't count as possession, as it was his granddaughter's and she left it in the car after a rounders game and he was not aware it was there.
As long as he doesn't drive around waving it out the window threatening people, he'll be fine.
villageidiotdan
28 Dec 16#58
Hmm, you guys intentionally carrying around weapons have got me thinking - I have a huntsman (like a beefier Swiss army knife) in my car with innocent intent. Should I take it out?
nublets2k to villageidiotdan
28 Dec 161#59
Does the blade lock?
VDisillusioned to villageidiotdan
28 Dec 161#65
Having something in your car is regarded as being in your possession. So if your car is in a public place then what is in it, is in your possession in a public place.
villageidiotdan
28 Dec 161#60
Yes, once it's extended a little piece of metal locks it in place.
W..w...why are there black helicopters circling my house?!? :smiley:
ToneC
28 Dec 161#61
Lock knives are illegal to carry in public without good reason...not sure how that fits in with having it in your car..
houston26 to ToneC
28 Dec 16#64
I have a lock knife in the my car and been told it's fine off a friend who is a traffic cop. (only cos he saw it in my car)
his quote, if you look like someone who would use the knife for a crime, they will take it off you, if you look like someone who HAD used it for a crime, they will prosecute you.
however, carry a lock knife in public and it's up to 10 year sentence. even if you don't use it for a crime. something police are getting much more strict on (with good reason)
mines there for breakdowns, no other reason. and anyone who carries weapons in their car is only gonna escalate any incident that happens.
not being a preach, but most people who carry a weapon in a fight end up having it taken off them and used against them.
wissychraddle
28 Dec 16#62
Definitely considered an offensive weapon in England and Wales.
villageidiotdan
28 Dec 16#63
Thanks guys, I'll take it out now. I hadn't really thought about the connotation and to be fair, there are more useful tools to carry in a car
ToneC
28 Dec 16#66
Cheers. I always carry a non locking knife on my multi tool.
Tyranicus66
28 Dec 16#68
Only thing worse than real pigs. Grammar police.
Chuck_Norris
28 Dec 16#69
Just ordered. This would make for a top home defence system when things go bump in the night. Heat added!
bern67
29 Dec 16#70
wish I had known about this before Christmas I could have got her indoors one instead of standing in line outside Pandora.
sugerhot90
30 Dec 16#71
Does it allow to take it into public place?
thebaron69
30 Dec 161#72
Not quite, they are struggling in the championship though, maybe some QPR fans could put them out of their misery tomorrow.
ToneC
30 Dec 16#73
:smile:
jozski
6 Jan 17#74
got mine today didn't come with battery but had one anyway
allginger
6 Jan 17#75
Me too, came with charger and plug, no hand strap though. Not sure how it would stand up against a wolf though, torch is quite good.
Opening post
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Yes a multi C/D battery torch can be used as a weapon but it's not got a grab handle built in to make it as such. Almost anything can be used as a weapon in the right hands. A piece of paper can be a deadly weapon if used correctly.
Emphasis mine, this item falls under the guidance of made for this purpose, there being 3 areas of offensive weapons, made, adapted or intended. This part being the relevant section.
- any article made to causing injury to the person
Your other generic large torch falls under the other heading of intended, but the police have to prove that intent if you're carrying the torch with you. If you're out for a walk and have it with you I'd be willing to guarantee they could say nothing to you unless you start doing something with it.
Furthermore how this is still up I will never know as it's patently obvious to anyone with any sense that this item would be illegal to own, possess or carry in public.
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I don't think i'd need a stick to beat this old codger :laughing:
Saying that ordered one a few weeks back :stuck_out_tongue:
Not going to go into the weapons law in the UK right now as its a minefield, but basically nothing is classed as a offensive weapon and everything is classed as a offensive weapon :confused:
ie....
Plod: whats that 6D maglite for ?
You: Hitting people ............= Your done
You: Shining light .................= Your fine
But anything that looks like a offensive weapon will get you done ............ie: a baseball bat with flashlight :laughing:
Ok behind the back door at home tho :confused:
Yes a multi C/D battery torch can be used as a weapon but it's not got a grab handle built in to make it as such. Almost anything can be used as a weapon in the right hands. A piece of paper can be a deadly weapon if used correctly.
Emphasis mine, this item falls under the guidance of made for this purpose, there being 3 areas of offensive weapons, made, adapted or intended. This part being the relevant section.
- any article made to causing injury to the person
Your other generic large torch falls under the other heading of intended, but the police have to prove that intent if you're carrying the torch with you. If you're out for a walk and have it with you I'd be willing to guarantee they could say nothing to you unless you start doing something with it.
Furthermore how this is still up I will never know as it's patently obvious to anyone with any sense that this item would be illegal to own, possess or carry in public.
I'm buying a load of water melons, gonna have me some fun stress relief.... :sunglasses:
Lumen: 200-240
Me - It's an anti-wolf defense tool officer. I purchased it on the tinterweb....
Police - Wolves are extinct in the UK....
Me - It also has a light. That's what its for honest.
Police - Your nicked sunshine.
Think ill give it a miss....
See, it works !
can't say I have ever heard of it
Could genuinely use it to break glass in an emergency etc, but realistically it's designed as a weapon so y buggered
I often wonder how that would go in court.... I don't think the law prohibits a "weapon" which discharges photons in such a way as to cause discomfort... yet anything which discharges a noxious gas or liquid is illegal.
Which then raises the question of a laser (In Dr Evil voice of course)
We have a few old Maglites updated with a LED insert, 6 D cells, each of my children have one in their homes, comforter, pacifier.
I have tried to impress upon them that if needed anything from the shoulders down is fine but not the head, might damage the torch.. lol
Good too see it works great against Witches, Hunters, Cave trolls, the Green Lantern, the Green Giant and Mr Potato Head!
Firstly they'd need evidence or reason to believe that he had it in his possession with the intent to injure someone.
They'd also need to prove possession. Having it in his car under the seat doesn't count as possession, as it was his granddaughter's and she left it in the car after a rounders game and he was not aware it was there.
As long as he doesn't drive around waving it out the window threatening people, he'll be fine.
Having something in your car is regarded as being in your possession. So if your car is in a public place then what is in it, is in your possession in a public place.
W..w...why are there black helicopters circling my house?!? :smiley:
his quote, if you look like someone who would use the knife for a crime, they will take it off you, if you look like someone who HAD used it for a crime, they will prosecute you.
however, carry a lock knife in public and it's up to 10 year sentence. even if you don't use it for a crime. something police are getting much more strict on (with good reason)
mines there for breakdowns, no other reason. and anyone who carries weapons in their car is only gonna escalate any incident that happens.
not being a preach, but most people who carry a weapon in a fight end up having it taken off them and used against them.