Went into Home Bargains to grab some drugs today and noticed a huge stack of Femfresh 250ml bottles at 99p a throw.
Perfect for those with a stench trench.
You're welcome.
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Gaminggirl
19 Apr 167#12
All jokes aside. If you've got a problem with stench, or your Mrs has. That needs a Dr and antibiotics and is an infection.
No ones trench should have a stench.
Oh and stuff like this actually washes away 'good' bacteria, makes all the ph all messed up. Which then allows all the nasty bacteria to breed. Then before you know it; you could smell like Morrisons fish counter.
Any woman should know this. This stuff would actually end up giving you a really nasty smell. Everyone knows not to use this stuff. Those that don't have smelly trenches covered up by musky soap. A bit like trying to cover yourself in perfume after having a fag. We all know; the smell is still there.
If you really smell bad or fishy then actually you need to stop putting soap around there, shower more and go to the GP.
Gollywood
19 Apr 163#9
That was a massive anticlimax!!
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937666
19 Apr 162#1
seaniboy
19 Apr 16#2
Good for men too
zx636r
19 Apr 16#3
Keeps the flies off I suppose..
zx636r
19 Apr 16#4
Didn't you hang around to see who bought a few tins of the old flange freshener?
Groovii D
19 Apr 16#5
come on girls, give it a go :man:
amzzzzyyyy
19 Apr 161#6
Why wouldnt you use water instead :confused:
vivi_ssj3 to amzzzzyyyy
19 Apr 161#7
water doesn't kill bacteria. not unless you want a boiling bath. bacteria = stench
zx636r to amzzzzyyyy
19 Apr 161#8
Imagine working on a deep sea trawler, you've got 24 tons of fish in the hold...... the engine dies and your're bobbing around for three days waiting for repairs, while your catch starts to decay. As you walk past the opening to the hold, there is a massive swell on the sea and you plunge head first into the rotting mass of fish, thrashing around for an hour while your fellow crewman fight to get you out.
Three days later you get home honking of fishy decay...... is a quick wash down with a bucket of water and a flannel really gonna be enough?
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Opening post
Perfect for those with a stench trench.
You're welcome.
Top comments
No ones trench should have a stench.
Oh and stuff like this actually washes away 'good' bacteria, makes all the ph all messed up. Which then allows all the nasty bacteria to breed. Then before you know it; you could smell like Morrisons fish counter.
Any woman should know this. This stuff would actually end up giving you a really nasty smell. Everyone knows not to use this stuff. Those that don't have smelly trenches covered up by musky soap. A bit like trying to cover yourself in perfume after having a fag. We all know; the smell is still there.
If you really smell bad or fishy then actually you need to stop putting soap around there, shower more and go to the GP.
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Three days later you get home honking of fishy decay...... is a quick wash down with a bucket of water and a flannel really gonna be enough?