Went into Home Bargains to grab some drugs today and noticed a huge stack of Femfresh 250ml bottles at 99p a throw.
Perfect for those with a stench trench.
You're welcome.
Top comments
Gaminggirl
19 Apr 167#12
All jokes aside. If you've got a problem with stench, or your Mrs has. That needs a Dr and antibiotics and is an infection.
No ones trench should have a stench.
Oh and stuff like this actually washes away 'good' bacteria, makes all the ph all messed up. Which then allows all the nasty bacteria to breed. Then before you know it; you could smell like Morrisons fish counter.
Any woman should know this. This stuff would actually end up giving you a really nasty smell. Everyone knows not to use this stuff. Those that don't have smelly trenches covered up by musky soap. A bit like trying to cover yourself in perfume after having a fag. We all know; the smell is still there.
If you really smell bad or fishy then actually you need to stop putting soap around there, shower more and go to the GP.
Gollywood
19 Apr 163#9
That was a massive anticlimax!!
Latest comments (25)
jimeni
20 Apr 16#25
Vaginas are self cleaning.
trollipops
20 Apr 16#24
Stench trench. Clearly the best description in ages,heat for the price not the fishy fan-jita!
rheadrox
20 Apr 16#21
This stuff is what my friend with bad eczema uses in the shower, since it's essentially a really gentle soap. Cleared the eczema up a wee bit, too. Good for really sensitive skin.
srw985 to rheadrox
20 Apr 162#22
Yeah, that's what I'd say too if you found a bottle in my bathroom....
paulandpam1 to rheadrox
20 Apr 16#23
Yes but in a week or two they'll start growing short curly hairs allover their face.
jstang
20 Apr 16#19
I think I'll 'poisson' this deal!
Gollywood to jstang
20 Apr 16#20
Oui Oui
andysubaru
20 Apr 16#18
There's something a bit fishy about this deal
sofia_the_last
20 Apr 16#17
Stench trench....:laughing: I literally just about choked to death on my breakfast
Heat for that alone....
bradevosprint
20 Apr 16#16
taking the pee...
boostii
20 Apr 16#14
Hot, just got some for my hairy pile blighted bumhole. Now it smells fresh as a daisy, can post pics if you want.
zx636r to boostii
20 Apr 16#15
Can you get your nose down that far?
amzzzzyyyy
19 Apr 16#13
I rather not imagine :confused: i want to be able to sleep easy :laughing:
Gaminggirl
19 Apr 167#12
All jokes aside. If you've got a problem with stench, or your Mrs has. That needs a Dr and antibiotics and is an infection.
No ones trench should have a stench.
Oh and stuff like this actually washes away 'good' bacteria, makes all the ph all messed up. Which then allows all the nasty bacteria to breed. Then before you know it; you could smell like Morrisons fish counter.
Any woman should know this. This stuff would actually end up giving you a really nasty smell. Everyone knows not to use this stuff. Those that don't have smelly trenches covered up by musky soap. A bit like trying to cover yourself in perfume after having a fag. We all know; the smell is still there.
If you really smell bad or fishy then actually you need to stop putting soap around there, shower more and go to the GP.
sradmad
19 Apr 16#11
good find op, heat added
zx636r
19 Apr 16#10
I run out of puff......
Gollywood
19 Apr 163#9
That was a massive anticlimax!!
amzzzzyyyy
19 Apr 161#6
Why wouldnt you use water instead :confused:
vivi_ssj3 to amzzzzyyyy
19 Apr 161#7
water doesn't kill bacteria. not unless you want a boiling bath. bacteria = stench
zx636r to amzzzzyyyy
19 Apr 161#8
Imagine working on a deep sea trawler, you've got 24 tons of fish in the hold...... the engine dies and your're bobbing around for three days waiting for repairs, while your catch starts to decay. As you walk past the opening to the hold, there is a massive swell on the sea and you plunge head first into the rotting mass of fish, thrashing around for an hour while your fellow crewman fight to get you out.
Three days later you get home honking of fishy decay...... is a quick wash down with a bucket of water and a flannel really gonna be enough?
Groovii D
19 Apr 16#5
come on girls, give it a go :man:
zx636r
19 Apr 16#4
Didn't you hang around to see who bought a few tins of the old flange freshener?
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Opening post
Perfect for those with a stench trench.
You're welcome.
Top comments
No ones trench should have a stench.
Oh and stuff like this actually washes away 'good' bacteria, makes all the ph all messed up. Which then allows all the nasty bacteria to breed. Then before you know it; you could smell like Morrisons fish counter.
Any woman should know this. This stuff would actually end up giving you a really nasty smell. Everyone knows not to use this stuff. Those that don't have smelly trenches covered up by musky soap. A bit like trying to cover yourself in perfume after having a fag. We all know; the smell is still there.
If you really smell bad or fishy then actually you need to stop putting soap around there, shower more and go to the GP.
Latest comments (25)
Heat for that alone....
No ones trench should have a stench.
Oh and stuff like this actually washes away 'good' bacteria, makes all the ph all messed up. Which then allows all the nasty bacteria to breed. Then before you know it; you could smell like Morrisons fish counter.
Any woman should know this. This stuff would actually end up giving you a really nasty smell. Everyone knows not to use this stuff. Those that don't have smelly trenches covered up by musky soap. A bit like trying to cover yourself in perfume after having a fag. We all know; the smell is still there.
If you really smell bad or fishy then actually you need to stop putting soap around there, shower more and go to the GP.
Three days later you get home honking of fishy decay...... is a quick wash down with a bucket of water and a flannel really gonna be enough?