I've been looking around for a body massager for a few days now and i saw this - cheap and cheerful, just what I need.

At first, I thought it was a massage chair due to it being oddly shaped..

FREE BATTERIES.

[quote=g8spur]Ha ha, women like to masturbate too, this is funny, ha!!!!! Lol lol lol
There you go, I think I fit in here.[/quote]

I think women can get a multitude of pleasures using this device - it is ergonomically shaped to fit into the many contours of the female form. I can use this to relax my woman's neck, shoulder and lower back - by the time she is relaxed, warmed and content; she is very responsive to my manly wiles.

This device has a 10x feature - there are various erogenous zones across the spread of the female body; each woman is different and it is man's god given right to find these and explore them.

If you double this up with some nice scented candles and perhaps a nice bottle of bubbly, (found from you good people here, not doubt), you can have your woman in such a relaxed state, that she will forget all about the Eastenders Christmas Special.

The thing about this is the 10 speed feature - whoever you buy this should know how to fully utilise them all. With a little time and patience, you will give your loved one a night to remember.

My girlfriend likes me to use this to relax her - there are certain places where it tickles and so on and so forth - the trick is to take your time to explore the functions fully and note the results. You can even use this to work tight knots out of your girls back, lower back and neck.

I would suggest that people buy a set of cheap condoms too - additionally, warm lubricant is always welcomed.

WARNING: NEVER USE ANY KIND OF TIGER BALM/DEEP HEAT ON THIS MASSAGER! PRE-WARNING FROM EXPERIENCE.