I've been looking around for a body massager for a few days now and i saw this - cheap and cheerful, just what I need.
At first, I thought it was a massage chair due to it being oddly shaped..
FREE BATTERIES.
[quote=g8spur]Ha ha, women like to masturbate too, this is funny, ha!!!!! Lol lol lol
There you go, I think I fit in here.[/quote]
I think women can get a multitude of pleasures using this device - it is ergonomically shaped to fit into the many contours of the female form. I can use this to relax my woman's neck, shoulder and lower back - by the time she is relaxed, warmed and content; she is very responsive to my manly wiles.
This device has a 10x feature - there are various erogenous zones across the spread of the female body; each woman is different and it is man's god given right to find these and explore them.
If you double this up with some nice scented candles and perhaps a nice bottle of bubbly, (found from you good people here, not doubt), you can have your woman in such a relaxed state, that she will forget all about the Eastenders Christmas Special.
The thing about this is the 10 speed feature - whoever you buy this should know how to fully utilise them all. With a little time and patience, you will give your loved one a night to remember.
My girlfriend likes me to use this to relax her - there are certain places where it tickles and so on and so forth - the trick is to take your time to explore the functions fully and note the results. You can even use this to work tight knots out of your girls back, lower back and neck.
I would suggest that people buy a set of cheap condoms too - additionally, warm lubricant is always welcomed.
WARNING: NEVER USE ANY KIND OF TIGER BALM/DEEP HEAT ON THIS MASSAGER! PRE-WARNING FROM EXPERIENCE.
Top comments
shauno1
26 Dec 1513#2
Fixed that for you - it comes with batteries.
g8spur
27 Dec 154#21
Ha ha, women like to masturbate too, this is funny, ha!!!!! Lol lol lol
There you go, I think I fit in here.
ghost71100
27 Dec 153#17
I'm only buying this for the free batteries :wink:
flamethrower
27 Dec 153#19
didn't read the description but this looks like s snow sledge so bought a couple for the kids hoping for some snow fun in January
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bigkev2001
26 Dec 15#1
ummm
shauno1
26 Dec 1513#2
Fixed that for you - it comes with batteries.
ianjury
26 Dec 15#3
Hmmmmmmmm !!!! Looks a bit like a tongue to me lol !!
garethsmith72
26 Dec 151#4
Nice colour
nbgrobbo
26 Dec 15#5
Recommended with this product
Bondara Essentials Luxury Lubricant - Waterbased
Bondara Essentials Sex Toy Cleaner 150ml
Bondara Essentials Orgasm Cream 50ml
AAA Duracell Plus Batteries Pack of 4
jenkins1234
26 Dec 151#6
hmm yes... 'body massager'.
Its a vibrator
MadonnaProject
26 Dec 151#7
How good is this for headaches?
shauno1 to MadonnaProject
26 Dec 151#8
I don't think men can 'use' this.
(Could be mistaken)
MadonnaProject
26 Dec 15#9
I was actually asking for my cat.
(LOL just kidding, I was joking before, I know this is for um "stressed housewives").
shauno1
26 Dec 151#10
Yeah, my Auntie actually voted this hot...
Awk - Hi Auntie Mo! Won't tell uncle Jack, honest!
shalton
26 Dec 15#11
This is a bit tongue in cheek
Dyslexic_Dog to shalton
26 Dec 15#13
I'm not sure about 'in cheek' maybe in somewhere else!
shauno1
26 Dec 15#12
Add BOND10 to get 10% off.
gidsterc
26 Dec 15#14
Works well. Really gets into all those crevices...
andykapa
26 Dec 15#15
FREE BATTERIES !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I hope it will be Alkaline otherwise you can mess up the CHARM :stuck_out_tongue:
asia_2310
26 Dec 151#16
U mistook this for a chair??? Well I suppose you could still sit on it!
ghost71100
27 Dec 153#17
I'm only buying this for the free batteries :wink:
darren9030 to ghost71100
27 Dec 151#18
I'll buy the batteries off you :laughing:
flamethrower
27 Dec 153#19
didn't read the description but this looks like s snow sledge so bought a couple for the kids hoping for some snow fun in January
vhot
27 Dec 151#20
My uncle actually voted this super hot too. He said this would be useful when he was alone!
g8spur
27 Dec 154#21
Ha ha, women like to masturbate too, this is funny, ha!!!!! Lol lol lol
There you go, I think I fit in here.
shauno1 to g8spur
27 Dec 152#26
I think women can get a multitude of pleasures using this device - it is ergonomically shaped to fit into the many contours of the female form. I can use this to relax my woman's neck, shoulder and lower back - by the time she is relaxed, warmed and content; she is very responsive to my manly wiles.
This device has a 10x feature - there are various erogenous zones across the spread of the female body; each woman is different and it is man's god given right to find these and explore them.
If you double this up with some nice scented candles and perhaps a nice bottle of bubbly, (found from you good people here, not doubt), you can have your woman in such a relaxed state, that she will forget all about the Eastenders Christmas Special.
The thing about this is the 10 speed feature - whoever you buy this should know how to fully utilise them all. With a little time and patience, you will give your loved one a night to remember.
My girlfriend likes me to use this to relax her - there are certain places where it tickles and so on and so forth - the trick is to take your time to explore the functions fully and note the results. You can even use this to work tight knots out of your girls back, lower back and neck.
I would suggest that people buy a set of cheap condoms too - additionally, warm lubricant is always welcomed.
NEVER USE ANY KIND OF TIGER BALM ON THIS MASSAGER! PRE-WARNING FROM EXPERIENCE.
steevieboy4u
27 Dec 151#22
£1.99 needs to be added for delivery as well
cycleman
27 Dec 15#23
Definitely mistaken:D
davnav
27 Dec 15#24
No button on side for hammer action
Daves_mate
27 Dec 15#25
"10x Speed Body Massager" .....is it? ..... IS IT ?!?!?
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Opening post
At first, I thought it was a massage chair due to it being oddly shaped..
FREE BATTERIES.
[quote=g8spur]Ha ha, women like to masturbate too, this is funny, ha!!!!! Lol lol lol
There you go, I think I fit in here.[/quote]
I think women can get a multitude of pleasures using this device - it is ergonomically shaped to fit into the many contours of the female form. I can use this to relax my woman's neck, shoulder and lower back - by the time she is relaxed, warmed and content; she is very responsive to my manly wiles.
This device has a 10x feature - there are various erogenous zones across the spread of the female body; each woman is different and it is man's god given right to find these and explore them.
If you double this up with some nice scented candles and perhaps a nice bottle of bubbly, (found from you good people here, not doubt), you can have your woman in such a relaxed state, that she will forget all about the Eastenders Christmas Special.
The thing about this is the 10 speed feature - whoever you buy this should know how to fully utilise them all. With a little time and patience, you will give your loved one a night to remember.
My girlfriend likes me to use this to relax her - there are certain places where it tickles and so on and so forth - the trick is to take your time to explore the functions fully and note the results. You can even use this to work tight knots out of your girls back, lower back and neck.
I would suggest that people buy a set of cheap condoms too - additionally, warm lubricant is always welcomed.
WARNING: NEVER USE ANY KIND OF TIGER BALM/DEEP HEAT ON THIS MASSAGER! PRE-WARNING FROM EXPERIENCE.
Top comments
There you go, I think I fit in here.
All comments (29)
Bondara Essentials Luxury Lubricant - Waterbased
Bondara Essentials Sex Toy Cleaner 150ml
Bondara Essentials Orgasm Cream 50ml
AAA Duracell Plus Batteries Pack of 4
Its a vibrator
(Could be mistaken)
(LOL just kidding, I was joking before, I know this is for um "stressed housewives").
Awk - Hi Auntie Mo! Won't tell uncle Jack, honest!
I hope it will be Alkaline otherwise you can mess up the CHARM :stuck_out_tongue:
There you go, I think I fit in here.
This device has a 10x feature - there are various erogenous zones across the spread of the female body; each woman is different and it is man's god given right to find these and explore them.
If you double this up with some nice scented candles and perhaps a nice bottle of bubbly, (found from you good people here, not doubt), you can have your woman in such a relaxed state, that she will forget all about the Eastenders Christmas Special.
The thing about this is the 10 speed feature - whoever you buy this should know how to fully utilise them all. With a little time and patience, you will give your loved one a night to remember.
My girlfriend likes me to use this to relax her - there are certain places where it tickles and so on and so forth - the trick is to take your time to explore the functions fully and note the results. You can even use this to work tight knots out of your girls back, lower back and neck.
I would suggest that people buy a set of cheap condoms too - additionally, warm lubricant is always welcomed.
NEVER USE ANY KIND OF TIGER BALM ON THIS MASSAGER! PRE-WARNING FROM EXPERIENCE.