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MalikT
15 Dec 15235#32
I recall my first time with a condom, I must have been 16.
I went in to buy a packet of condoms at the pharmacy. There was this beautiful assistant behind the counter, and she could see that I was new at it.
She handed me the package and asked if I knew how to wear one. I honestly answered, "No, this is my first time."
So she unwrapped the package, took one out and slipped it over her thumb. She cautioned me to make sure it was on tight and secure. I apparently still looked confused. So she looked all around the store to see if it was empty. It was empty.
"Just a minute." she said, and walked to the door, and locked it.
Taking my hand, she led me into the back room, unbuttoned her blouse and removed it. She unhooked her bra and laid it aside.
"Do these excite you?" she asked.
Well, I was so dumb-struck that all I could do was shake my head. She then said it was time to slip the condom on.
As I was slipping it on, she dropped her skirt, removed her knickers and sat down at a desk.
"Well, come on," she said, "we don't have much time."
So I climbed on her. It was so wonderful, that unfortunately, I could no longer hold back and KAPOW. I was done within a few minutes.
She looked at me with a bit of a frown, "Did you put that condom on?" she asked.
I said, "I sure did." and held up my thumb to show her.
She fainted.
:stuck_out_tongue: thought I share the joke.
gorgo2015 to emiratesstadium
15 Dec 15131#15
How old is your mum? And what is she wearing?
funkyfreks
15 Dec 1596#10
That is the best comment I've read all year!! :laughing::laughing:
emiratesstadium
15 Dec 1564#1
Thanks OP. My mum suffers from a bad back so hopefully this massager will give her some relief.
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emiratesstadium
15 Dec 1564#1
Thanks OP. My mum suffers from a bad back so hopefully this massager will give her some relief.
repouk to emiratesstadium
15 Dec 1523#3
I'm not sure this is the sort of thing I'd buy my mother...
ando to emiratesstadium
15 Dec 151#13
All those moans and groans won't be over her back any more eh!
Gollywood to emiratesstadium
15 Dec 152#14
She'll pass it down from generation to generation
gorgo2015 to emiratesstadium
15 Dec 15131#15
How old is your mum? And what is she wearing?
crazzzzzy_b to emiratesstadium
15 Dec 151#20
Hahahaha
yas212 to emiratesstadium
16 Dec 152#88
I heard they also have some pretty beaded necklaces that she could wear
sparklehedgehog to emiratesstadium
16 Dec 15#121
Well it worked when I used it on her!
Jackk182 to emiratesstadium
19 Dec 15#202
It might give her relief in other areas too :sunglasses:
sweetpea10
15 Dec 1515#2
Please dont video it will you.
sweetpea10
15 Dec 153#4
Not something I'd buy my mother either. :laughing:
ycsb
15 Dec 1560#5
Personally i just used the blue peter method of filling an empty cigar tube with some angry bees.
katiekatcom to ycsb
16 Dec 15#76
You just made me spit out my coffee everywhere
Vanderlust
15 Dec 1511#6
Is it just for back pain or can you use in other places where you have arthritis?
dazzo1971
15 Dec 1519#7
Hot from me it's also a karaoke mic least that's what the other half said when i caught her with it in her mouth
sweetpea10 to dazzo1971
15 Dec 153#12
ooooohhhhhhhhhhh
passingby2015
15 Dec 156#8
Good God. I was thinking what sort of massager is this and clicked the link. I'm to innocent I think
got2haveit to passingby2015
16 Dec 15#62
I guess life is for you I'm afraid.
stormywhether
15 Dec 156#9
Will it remove excess ear wax?
ichayan to stormywhether
15 Dec 15#30
Sure, if you got big ears there.
mollyjake to stormywhether
16 Dec 15#145
If it's you're neighbours buying it you might want to keep the earwax in!
jonah30 to stormywhether
16 Dec 151#157
Brilliant! Just recovered crying from laughing at all the comments. Genius
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17.85% cashback with TBC as well making this £10.78!
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I went in to buy a packet of condoms at the pharmacy. There was this beautiful assistant behind the counter, and she could see that I was new at it.
She handed me the package and asked if I knew how to wear one. I honestly answered, "No, this is my first time."
So she unwrapped the package, took one out and slipped it over her thumb. She cautioned me to make sure it was on tight and secure. I apparently still looked confused. So she looked all around the store to see if it was empty. It was empty.
"Just a minute." she said, and walked to the door, and locked it.
Taking my hand, she led me into the back room, unbuttoned her blouse and removed it. She unhooked her bra and laid it aside.
"Do these excite you?" she asked.
Well, I was so dumb-struck that all I could do was shake my head. She then said it was time to slip the condom on.
As I was slipping it on, she dropped her skirt, removed her knickers and sat down at a desk.
"Well, come on," she said, "we don't have much time."
So I climbed on her. It was so wonderful, that unfortunately, I could no longer hold back and KAPOW. I was done within a few minutes.
She looked at me with a bit of a frown, "Did you put that condom on?" she asked.
I said, "I sure did." and held up my thumb to show her.
She fainted.
:stuck_out_tongue: thought I share the joke.
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