From the perilous battlefields of the fourth-grade playground, a young hero will rise, destined to be South Park’s savior. From the creators of South Park, Trey Parker and Matt Stone, comes an epic quest to become… cool. Introducing South Park: The Stick of Truth.
For a thousand years, the battle has been waged. The sole reason humans and elves are locked in a neverending war: The Stick of Truth. But the tides of war are soon to change as word of a new kid spreads throughout the land, his coming fortold by the stars. As the moving vans of prophecy drive away, your adventure begins.
Arm yourself with weapons of legend to defeat underpants gnomes, hippies and other forces of evil. Discover the lost Stick of Truth and earn your place at the side of Stan, Kyle, Cartman and Kenny as their new friend. Succeed, and you shall be South Park’s savior, cementing your social status in South Park Elementary. Fail, and you will forever be known… as a loser.
Top comments
BigDiscovery
23 Oct 1511#15
Hey! With such a low price they are pushing us - High Street video games retailers out of the market. They took our jobs! Dey turk err jurbs, Durker durr!
drummerdickens to format
22 Oct 155#7
You're not a proper fan if you think a joke went too far. No jokes can go too far!
fattyuk to Battenberg
22 Oct 155#4
Abit far? i assume your not a south park fan,
as for not being an in depth rpg, it was fantastic! it wasnt a 200+ hour grindfest, it was great having a good solid 20 hour experience for me personally.
roll on the next game cant wait :smile:
fattyuk
22 Oct 154#8
South park?
Joke gone to far?
nah all those words dont fit into 1 sentence
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Battenberg
22 Oct 152#1
Not the most in depth RPG and some of the jokes went a bit far for me personally but I actually quite enjoyed this one; definitely worth £6
wiggywig to Battenberg
22 Oct 153#2
I like the over the top, near on offensive jokes. Thats what South Park made a name for itself on. Now it mainly parodies political events, its not the same.
fattyuk to Battenberg
22 Oct 155#4
Abit far? i assume your not a south park fan,
as for not being an in depth rpg, it was fantastic! it wasnt a 200+ hour grindfest, it was great having a good solid 20 hour experience for me personally.
roll on the next game cant wait :smile:
cactusjack86
22 Oct 152#3
A must have for any fan at this price! Just like one big episode, that you can play :smiley:
Steve Mac
22 Oct 15#5
FFS I got this of eBay for £8.98 yesterday!!! Voted hot
format
22 Oct 151#6
surprisingly good on the RPG side (though most of the battles require times button presses) and a fun story but agree some of the jokes miss or go far too far even for southpark fans. worth it at this price but no more.
drummerdickens to format
22 Oct 155#7
You're not a proper fan if you think a joke went too far. No jokes can go too far!
fattyuk
22 Oct 154#8
South park?
Joke gone to far?
nah all those words dont fit into 1 sentence
shez786
22 Oct 151#9
is the censored version ?
wiggywig to shez786
23 Oct 151#11
PC version is uncensored. Only console versions are censored over here
Opening post
For a thousand years, the battle has been waged. The sole reason humans and elves are locked in a neverending war: The Stick of Truth. But the tides of war are soon to change as word of a new kid spreads throughout the land, his coming fortold by the stars. As the moving vans of prophecy drive away, your adventure begins.
Arm yourself with weapons of legend to defeat underpants gnomes, hippies and other forces of evil. Discover the lost Stick of Truth and earn your place at the side of Stan, Kyle, Cartman and Kenny as their new friend. Succeed, and you shall be South Park’s savior, cementing your social status in South Park Elementary. Fail, and you will forever be known… as a loser.
Top comments
as for not being an in depth rpg, it was fantastic! it wasnt a 200+ hour grindfest, it was great having a good solid 20 hour experience for me personally.
roll on the next game cant wait :smile:
Joke gone to far?
nah all those words dont fit into 1 sentence
All comments (32)
as for not being an in depth rpg, it was fantastic! it wasnt a 200+ hour grindfest, it was great having a good solid 20 hour experience for me personally.
roll on the next game cant wait :smile:
Joke gone to far?
nah all those words dont fit into 1 sentence