From the perilous battlefields of the fourth-grade playground, a young hero will rise, destined to be South Park’s savior. From the creators of South Park, Trey Parker and Matt Stone, comes an epic quest to become… cool. Introducing South Park: The Stick of Truth.
For a thousand years, the battle has been waged. The sole reason humans and elves are locked in a neverending war: The Stick of Truth. But the tides of war are soon to change as word of a new kid spreads throughout the land, his coming fortold by the stars. As the moving vans of prophecy drive away, your adventure begins.
Arm yourself with weapons of legend to defeat underpants gnomes, hippies and other forces of evil. Discover the lost Stick of Truth and earn your place at the side of Stan, Kyle, Cartman and Kenny as their new friend. Succeed, and you shall be South Park’s savior, cementing your social status in South Park Elementary. Fail, and you will forever be known… as a loser.
Top comments
BigDiscovery
23 Oct 1511#15
Hey! With such a low price they are pushing us - High Street video games retailers out of the market. They took our jobs! Dey turk err jurbs, Durker durr!
drummerdickens to format
22 Oct 155#7
You're not a proper fan if you think a joke went too far. No jokes can go too far!
fattyuk to Battenberg
22 Oct 155#4
Abit far? i assume your not a south park fan,
as for not being an in depth rpg, it was fantastic! it wasnt a 200+ hour grindfest, it was great having a good solid 20 hour experience for me personally.
roll on the next game cant wait :smile:
fattyuk
22 Oct 154#8
South park?
Joke gone to far?
nah all those words dont fit into 1 sentence
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Battenberg
22 Oct 152#1
Not the most in depth RPG and some of the jokes went a bit far for me personally but I actually quite enjoyed this one; definitely worth £6
wiggywig to Battenberg
22 Oct 153#2
I like the over the top, near on offensive jokes. Thats what South Park made a name for itself on. Now it mainly parodies political events, its not the same.
fattyuk to Battenberg
22 Oct 155#4
Abit far? i assume your not a south park fan,
as for not being an in depth rpg, it was fantastic! it wasnt a 200+ hour grindfest, it was great having a good solid 20 hour experience for me personally.
roll on the next game cant wait :smile:
cactusjack86
22 Oct 152#3
A must have for any fan at this price! Just like one big episode, that you can play :smiley:
Steve Mac
22 Oct 15#5
FFS I got this of eBay for £8.98 yesterday!!! Voted hot
format
22 Oct 151#6
surprisingly good on the RPG side (though most of the battles require times button presses) and a fun story but agree some of the jokes miss or go far too far even for southpark fans. worth it at this price but no more.
drummerdickens to format
22 Oct 155#7
You're not a proper fan if you think a joke went too far. No jokes can go too far!
fattyuk
22 Oct 154#8
South park?
Joke gone to far?
nah all those words dont fit into 1 sentence
shez786
22 Oct 151#9
is the censored version ?
wiggywig to shez786
23 Oct 151#11
PC version is uncensored. Only console versions are censored over here
leon121
23 Oct 15#10
Love this
shez786
23 Oct 151#12
ok cheers bud
PhilK
23 Oct 151#13
No personal offense really intended, but - until you personally are offended ? Too often, thats the opinion of the usual suspects (PC brigade and their causes, for example)
bintasaurus
23 Oct 151#14
Great deal and an amazing game to.No good for me as ive fully completed it,but i highly recommend it
BigDiscovery
23 Oct 1511#15
Hey! With such a low price they are pushing us - High Street video games retailers out of the market. They took our jobs! Dey turk err jurbs, Durker durr!
senor_eggnogs to BigDiscovery
23 Oct 15#18
Ha ha ha. A very fitting joke for this thread!
drummerdickens
23 Oct 151#16
Exactly. Either everything is fair game or nothing is fair game.
If you get offended easily by jokes you should probably stop making yourself watch Frankie Boyle and stick to Michael McIntyre or Peter Kay.
delsaber
23 Oct 151#17
Great game. Well worth 6 quid if you are a South Park fan.
capriboycraig
23 Oct 15#19
Oooo tempted. Does anyone know what the score is re censorship and this? Have some vague memory that some versions are censored.
moose109
23 Oct 15#20
PhilK
23 Oct 15#21
I'd buy it if the DLC was included, but isn't.
It may well at some Humble Bundle some months ahead. The deal WILL happen again. This isn't even the first deal at £6
fattyuk to PhilK
23 Oct 15#23
what dlc lol a few hats
Moozalic
23 Oct 151#22
PhilK
23 Oct 15#24
Pretty much true. Should have been, and was promised - an awful lot more
fattyuk
23 Oct 15#25
I dont remember them promising anything - the complete opposite in fact!
and tbh im glad we didnt get more dlc, instead we get another game :smile:
PhilK
23 Oct 15#26
That you don't remember doesn't mean it didn't happen
fattyuk
23 Oct 15#27
It didnt lol i remember tray and matt even saying it at a press conference (might of been comic con?)
PhilK
23 Oct 15#28
Now you're boasting you've been to Comic Con ? Lucky Git. :laughing::wink:
fattyuk
23 Oct 15#29
Nah i used a website called youtube, google it :smiley:
PhilK
24 Oct 15#30
Always fancied a trip to one of those Comic Cons. Never got away from my love of American Comics, paticularly Marvel (In hogs heaven with the films at the moment) never bought one or was bothered by, since I was 16 (Girls took precedence) until I bought the Iron Man - Fin Fang Foom comic out of curiousity - and I was hooked again !
fattyuk
24 Oct 151#31
I dont do comics lol just never been able to get into them
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For a thousand years, the battle has been waged. The sole reason humans and elves are locked in a neverending war: The Stick of Truth. But the tides of war are soon to change as word of a new kid spreads throughout the land, his coming fortold by the stars. As the moving vans of prophecy drive away, your adventure begins.
Arm yourself with weapons of legend to defeat underpants gnomes, hippies and other forces of evil. Discover the lost Stick of Truth and earn your place at the side of Stan, Kyle, Cartman and Kenny as their new friend. Succeed, and you shall be South Park’s savior, cementing your social status in South Park Elementary. Fail, and you will forever be known… as a loser.
Top comments
as for not being an in depth rpg, it was fantastic! it wasnt a 200+ hour grindfest, it was great having a good solid 20 hour experience for me personally.
roll on the next game cant wait :smile:
Joke gone to far?
nah all those words dont fit into 1 sentence
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as for not being an in depth rpg, it was fantastic! it wasnt a 200+ hour grindfest, it was great having a good solid 20 hour experience for me personally.
roll on the next game cant wait :smile:
Joke gone to far?
nah all those words dont fit into 1 sentence
If you get offended easily by jokes you should probably stop making yourself watch Frankie Boyle and stick to Michael McIntyre or Peter Kay.
It may well at some Humble Bundle some months ahead. The deal WILL happen again. This isn't even the first deal at £6
and tbh im glad we didnt get more dlc, instead we get another game :smile: