Spotted in 99p stores in Bristol Broadmead. Handy for those able to get 6 sessions in before March 16 (when these expire). 99p stores also always do 18 condoms for 99p although not durex.
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sblundell_1996
24 Oct 1527#6
I clicked on this just to read the comments......
Denziloshamen to Sonltt
24 Oct 1524#13
If that's your match.com profile then I don't think you'll be needing these anytime soon!!
Maxow to monkey1999
24 Oct 1512#5
Don't come on here bragging!
MalikT
24 Oct 158#38
I recall my first time with a condom, I must have been 16.
I went in to buy a packet of condoms at the pharmacy. There was this beautiful assistant behind the counter, and she could see that I was new at it.
She handed me the package and asked if I knew how to wear one. I honestly answered, "No, this is my first time."
So she unwrapped the package, took one out and slipped it over her thumb. She cautioned me to make sure it was on tight and secure. I apparently still looked confused. So she looked all around the store to see if it was empty. It was empty.
"Just a minute." she said, and walked to the door, and locked it.
Taking my hand, she led me into the back room, unbuttoned her blouse and removed it. She unhooked her bra and laid it aside.
"Do these excite you?" she asked.
Well, I was so dumb-struck that all I could do was shake my head. She then said it was time to slip the condom on.
As I was slipping it on, she dropped her skirt, removed her knickers and sat down at a desk.
"Well, come on," she said, "we don't have much time."
So I climbed on her. It was so wonderful, that unfortunately, I could no longer hold back and KAPOW. I was done within a few minutes.
She looked at me with a bit of a frown, "Did you put that condom on?" she asked.
I said, "I sure did." and held up my thumb to show her.
She fainted.
:stuck_out_tongue: thought I share the joke.
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webtrawler
24 Oct 156#1
Are they washable.
Orbdemon to webtrawler
24 Oct 151#24
Wash inside out.
monkey1999
24 Oct 158#2
2 years worth 99p sweet
Maxow to monkey1999
24 Oct 1512#5
Don't come on here bragging!
lollypoplee
24 Oct 156#3
If these jeans have as many holes in as my teenage daughters then i think your gonna be in trouble ? Hers look like a tiger has been at em for a week !!!
jaydeeuk1 to lollypoplee
24 Oct 151#21
I missed the 's' off 'daughters' when I read that and then wondered if you were fritzel or something.
Maxow
24 Oct 151#4
Denim condoms?
sblundell_1996
24 Oct 1527#6
I clicked on this just to read the comments......
shineon to sblundell_1996
24 Oct 15#26
as always
Boyee
24 Oct 151#7
Just have to educate those in the area how to use them now...
Boyee to Boyee
24 Oct 151#8
just realised I had knowle shopping centre in my head. I take that back!
fatcatsatonthemat
24 Oct 151#9
skinny, twisted or straight?
Sonltt
24 Oct 15#10
very thick and smell horrible
Denziloshamen to Sonltt
24 Oct 1524#13
If that's your match.com profile then I don't think you'll be needing these anytime soon!!
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I went in to buy a packet of condoms at the pharmacy. There was this beautiful assistant behind the counter, and she could see that I was new at it.
She handed me the package and asked if I knew how to wear one. I honestly answered, "No, this is my first time."
So she unwrapped the package, took one out and slipped it over her thumb. She cautioned me to make sure it was on tight and secure. I apparently still looked confused. So she looked all around the store to see if it was empty. It was empty.
"Just a minute." she said, and walked to the door, and locked it.
Taking my hand, she led me into the back room, unbuttoned her blouse and removed it. She unhooked her bra and laid it aside.
"Do these excite you?" she asked.
Well, I was so dumb-struck that all I could do was shake my head. She then said it was time to slip the condom on.
As I was slipping it on, she dropped her skirt, removed her knickers and sat down at a desk.
"Well, come on," she said, "we don't have much time."
So I climbed on her. It was so wonderful, that unfortunately, I could no longer hold back and KAPOW. I was done within a few minutes.
She looked at me with a bit of a frown, "Did you put that condom on?" she asked.
I said, "I sure did." and held up my thumb to show her.
She fainted.
:stuck_out_tongue: thought I share the joke.
All comments (49)