Spotted in 99p stores in Bristol Broadmead. Handy for those able to get 6 sessions in before March 16 (when these expire). 99p stores also always do 18 condoms for 99p although not durex.
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sblundell_1996
24 Oct 1527#6
I clicked on this just to read the comments......
Denziloshamen to Sonltt
24 Oct 1524#13
If that's your match.com profile then I don't think you'll be needing these anytime soon!!
Maxow to monkey1999
24 Oct 1512#5
Don't come on here bragging!
MalikT
24 Oct 158#38
I recall my first time with a condom, I must have been 16.
I went in to buy a packet of condoms at the pharmacy. There was this beautiful assistant behind the counter, and she could see that I was new at it.
She handed me the package and asked if I knew how to wear one. I honestly answered, "No, this is my first time."
So she unwrapped the package, took one out and slipped it over her thumb. She cautioned me to make sure it was on tight and secure. I apparently still looked confused. So she looked all around the store to see if it was empty. It was empty.
"Just a minute." she said, and walked to the door, and locked it.
Taking my hand, she led me into the back room, unbuttoned her blouse and removed it. She unhooked her bra and laid it aside.
"Do these excite you?" she asked.
Well, I was so dumb-struck that all I could do was shake my head. She then said it was time to slip the condom on.
As I was slipping it on, she dropped her skirt, removed her knickers and sat down at a desk.
"Well, come on," she said, "we don't have much time."
So I climbed on her. It was so wonderful, that unfortunately, I could no longer hold back and KAPOW. I was done within a few minutes.
She looked at me with a bit of a frown, "Did you put that condom on?" she asked.
I said, "I sure did." and held up my thumb to show her.
She fainted.
:stuck_out_tongue: thought I share the joke.
Latest comments (49)
ScottishIndependence2018
25 Oct 15#49
Are these Durex Jeans Condoms numbers Zipped or Button Fly??? :stuck_out_tongue:
ms024
25 Oct 151#48
would be 10k hot if this deal was on in syria. :man:
ktbffh
25 Oct 15#47
never been able to use one :neutral_face:
hukdbargain
24 Oct 15#33
I use food bag's and a rubber band. Not because its cheaper just yet to find a condom big enough.
Oneday77 to hukdbargain
24 Oct 15#35
Pinocchio, you've been told before, you're doing it wrong.
Also stop saying you love them or it'll keep getting bigger.
snoopy18 to hukdbargain
25 Oct 151#46
Still blowing them up on your head ?
Brando4000
25 Oct 15#45
Will be used for poshies before the wife. 10-1 ratio these days if I remember correctly...
Which Pharmacy it was?
Does she still working there :stuck_out_tongue:
MalikT to meloorsna
24 Oct 15#40
Lol
MalikT
24 Oct 158#38
I recall my first time with a condom, I must have been 16.
I went in to buy a packet of condoms at the pharmacy. There was this beautiful assistant behind the counter, and she could see that I was new at it.
She handed me the package and asked if I knew how to wear one. I honestly answered, "No, this is my first time."
So she unwrapped the package, took one out and slipped it over her thumb. She cautioned me to make sure it was on tight and secure. I apparently still looked confused. So she looked all around the store to see if it was empty. It was empty.
"Just a minute." she said, and walked to the door, and locked it.
Taking my hand, she led me into the back room, unbuttoned her blouse and removed it. She unhooked her bra and laid it aside.
"Do these excite you?" she asked.
Well, I was so dumb-struck that all I could do was shake my head. She then said it was time to slip the condom on.
As I was slipping it on, she dropped her skirt, removed her knickers and sat down at a desk.
"Well, come on," she said, "we don't have much time."
So I climbed on her. It was so wonderful, that unfortunately, I could no longer hold back and KAPOW. I was done within a few minutes.
She looked at me with a bit of a frown, "Did you put that condom on?" she asked.
I said, "I sure did." and held up my thumb to show her.
She fainted.
:stuck_out_tongue: thought I share the joke.
greazedlightning
24 Oct 15#37
They sent me skinny fit by mistake. Anybody wants it?
single_lonely
24 Oct 15#36
seriously guys get on adult work. com. you'll use them before the expiry!
andykapa
24 Oct 15#34
Can we return if it doesn't fit to a slightly large sized.....?
deeplink
24 Oct 15#32
Wash inside out
xchaotic
24 Oct 15#31
16p a trick, excellent value. I just need to pair it with Tesco dine for 2 and some cheap booze from the other thread...
xtightgitx
24 Oct 15#30
There is a word for people who use Denim condoms.
PARENTS
sueh81
24 Oct 151#29
are they boyfriend fit??? coz not sure my hubby would approve!!
custommade07
24 Oct 15#28
No way I'm thr only one who clicked on the deal for comments.....
sblundell_1996
24 Oct 1527#6
I clicked on this just to read the comments......
shineon to sblundell_1996
24 Oct 15#26
as always
escortboy
24 Oct 151#25
Something for the weekend.
webtrawler
24 Oct 156#1
Are they washable.
Orbdemon to webtrawler
24 Oct 151#24
Wash inside out.
martyboy70
24 Oct 151#23
Giggity Giggity.
br1xham2
24 Oct 151#22
What a rock hard deal.
lollypoplee
24 Oct 156#3
If these jeans have as many holes in as my teenage daughters then i think your gonna be in trouble ? Hers look like a tiger has been at em for a week !!!
jaydeeuk1 to lollypoplee
24 Oct 151#21
I missed the 's' off 'daughters' when I read that and then wondered if you were fritzel or something.
wackjonny
24 Oct 151#20
No use to me...Firing blanks theses days :smiley:
GoldSquid
24 Oct 15#16
do they have an expiry date?
spannerzone to GoldSquid
24 Oct 151#19
Says March 2016, sadly I'll only have had the chance to use 1 by then :disappointed: so not cost effective
mezzchezz
24 Oct 152#18
I just came here.
fireballstorm
24 Oct 15#17
Agree! Me too, came here for the comments
Sonltt
24 Oct 15#10
very thick and smell horrible
Denziloshamen to Sonltt
24 Oct 1524#13
If that's your match.com profile then I don't think you'll be needing these anytime soon!!
GoldSquid to Sonltt
24 Oct 151#15
that's what it's like when your finished
thomas25
24 Oct 15#14
go bare back much nicer
toilettrol
24 Oct 153#12
shrink to fit?
marmalade47
24 Oct 151#11
thanks guys - just knew the comments would be good - if only I had a use for these :disappointed:
fatcatsatonthemat
24 Oct 151#9
skinny, twisted or straight?
Boyee
24 Oct 151#7
Just have to educate those in the area how to use them now...
Boyee to Boyee
24 Oct 151#8
just realised I had knowle shopping centre in my head. I take that back!
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I went in to buy a packet of condoms at the pharmacy. There was this beautiful assistant behind the counter, and she could see that I was new at it.
She handed me the package and asked if I knew how to wear one. I honestly answered, "No, this is my first time."
So she unwrapped the package, took one out and slipped it over her thumb. She cautioned me to make sure it was on tight and secure. I apparently still looked confused. So she looked all around the store to see if it was empty. It was empty.
"Just a minute." she said, and walked to the door, and locked it.
Taking my hand, she led me into the back room, unbuttoned her blouse and removed it. She unhooked her bra and laid it aside.
"Do these excite you?" she asked.
Well, I was so dumb-struck that all I could do was shake my head. She then said it was time to slip the condom on.
As I was slipping it on, she dropped her skirt, removed her knickers and sat down at a desk.
"Well, come on," she said, "we don't have much time."
So I climbed on her. It was so wonderful, that unfortunately, I could no longer hold back and KAPOW. I was done within a few minutes.
She looked at me with a bit of a frown, "Did you put that condom on?" she asked.
I said, "I sure did." and held up my thumb to show her.
She fainted.
:stuck_out_tongue: thought I share the joke.
Latest comments (49)
Also stop saying you love them or it'll keep getting bigger.
Does she still working there :stuck_out_tongue:
I went in to buy a packet of condoms at the pharmacy. There was this beautiful assistant behind the counter, and she could see that I was new at it.
She handed me the package and asked if I knew how to wear one. I honestly answered, "No, this is my first time."
So she unwrapped the package, took one out and slipped it over her thumb. She cautioned me to make sure it was on tight and secure. I apparently still looked confused. So she looked all around the store to see if it was empty. It was empty.
"Just a minute." she said, and walked to the door, and locked it.
Taking my hand, she led me into the back room, unbuttoned her blouse and removed it. She unhooked her bra and laid it aside.
"Do these excite you?" she asked.
Well, I was so dumb-struck that all I could do was shake my head. She then said it was time to slip the condom on.
As I was slipping it on, she dropped her skirt, removed her knickers and sat down at a desk.
"Well, come on," she said, "we don't have much time."
So I climbed on her. It was so wonderful, that unfortunately, I could no longer hold back and KAPOW. I was done within a few minutes.
She looked at me with a bit of a frown, "Did you put that condom on?" she asked.
I said, "I sure did." and held up my thumb to show her.
She fainted.
:stuck_out_tongue: thought I share the joke.
PARENTS