Probably drier than Gandhi's flipflop

And man has landed on the moon ? hotukdeals.com/dis…171
Is a simple search , before posting, that difficult ?

1-0 to caroline

Yet more unrealistic expectations, it's about the the quality of the meat, not just finding the biggest possible! :neutral_face:

Wow! The meat must be amazing. Can't wait to try this quality product. Mmmmm

I can't prove it with pics but I promise with a hand on my heart that the meat inside is substantial compared to the level of pastry. There is always a good meat-to-pastry ratio in Morrisons sausage rolls.
So the price right now is more of an introductory offer...with the intention of raising it? that's still a deal in my book.

Just had one. Managed to eat 6 inches on my first attempt. Well worth £1

prefer the 8 sausage rolls for a pound especially if still hot......ps how do Morrisons get away with not having to put in the fridge to display and just having on a table in the bags??

Yes Morrison's sausage rolls and pastries are good but what the hell is with their Donuts!?? All different quantities of 'jam' which I'd like a raspberry flavoured gel? Not proper Jam!

It is no wonder people get so fat!
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Girls... Please post how much you could get in your mouth lol

Jeez!
By my reckoning there must be about 60g saturated fat in this monster. That's double the RDA for a man and three times for a woman...
Happy heart attack!

Tried one today, not much meat in this product but plenty of filler. Was very dry to eat. Will not be eating another one but might get one for a draught excluder for front door.

That looks much bigger than a foot in the picture, must be using some fancy camera lense like estate agents do to make properties look bigger

Its official we are the united kingdom of america

Someone at work got me one yesterday as a joke and didn't think I could eat it but it was actually alright although I needed 2 pints of water with it. At 48, 5ft 11inch high and weighing 10st 6 I'm not going to worry about the fat content to much haha

Don't want one, just popped in for the comedy comments :grin:

Cheers I'll get 2 for my dinner today

Hope they do this in the Lincolnshire roll style too, they are much better than Morrisons standard sausage roll imo

A Newcastle fan would class this as one of their five a day, along with a jug of gravy, a pint of broon, a misspelled slogan on a scruffy bedsheet and punching a horse.

I just bought one, although more for the novelty that because I needed it. It looks quite nice, perhaps my son will like it but I hope we don't both start getting fat!

:-)

A nice snack before tea

It must be around 1000 calories!

What a time to be alive..... :relaxed:

Christ!!! Whatever next?? :astonished:

How big are these....?

‌ :smile:

Snack size

cut it up. simples.

Flavourless disgusting

Well I give a foot long. Don't buy one :P :wink:‌ :face_with_monocle:

Was gonna get one just for the novelty, none in High Wycombe store though

Probably all pastry and about 10% meat. And the meat itself only 10% actual pork and the rest fillers lol

lol at all the sausage jokes :joy:

this is going to be too much for me. wonder who would be able to eat a sausage roll this big? :thinking: (and please don't say someone with a big mouth! :stuck_out_tongue: )

It needs to be at least 2ft long before I'll bite at this.













Heat added though - this is a great deal for Morrisons army of OAP's shoppers and kids on benefits!













Not that theirs any harm in that - just an observation :smile:

Did they hire a munchkin for the photo to make it look bigger :muscle:

No.. words... Should have sent a poet.

That`s way bigger than 12" the pies n pasties, sausage rolls from Morrisons Pie counters are very nice and i am quite experienced in these matters LOL

It doesn't always help to compare length/girth, but in this case, I think it gives a valuable insight.

Really, I can only vote hot.

Can I ask em to cut it up cos I don't wanna look like a greedy un walking out the shop.

Saw one in Morrisons today. Humanity has hit an all time low! Good grief, it looked like something that someone would eat on YouTube for a challenge and immediately be sent to hospital.

The photo is miss leading thoe. Thats more like 2 half foot

Struggled to even eat half of it the seasoning in it was too much , prefer the smaller ones .