How long will it take to come? :man:

Cheers. Mother-in-law's 80th birthday is fast approaching, so this will make the perfect gift.

Until it arrives I can't comment on whether it feels nice ha

"The vibrator looks really nice as well" - fantastic opening line to a deal. Heat added.

Jesus this thing must've been REALLY good

A hint [um, from a friend]: the Motley Crue is brutal, you could crush ice with it. Calm this beast by replacing one of the 3 batteries with a conductive spacer (eg a battery-sized dowel covered in foil). Reduces strength by about a third.

PS: don't let foil touch any batteries or you'll have smoke, fire and tears.

We have a postwoman. She knew. [blush]

Lovehoney will deliver to a named Post Office of your choice for no extra charge. You'll need identification when you go to pick it up. The Post Office will keep it for 18 calendar days before returning to sender.

Warning: Your Postie might tell somebody at your house that they delivered a parcel for you to the Post Office, thereby ruining a surprise present. Choose a Post Office that isn't one where you normally collect parcels from!!

https://www.lovehoney.co.uk/help/local-collect-faq/

The question for the postman is: Front door or back door?

Expired?

Haha thanks for thinking of me. I have to go to work until 11pm! The fun starts after that :stuck_out_tongue:

Parisp I take my hat off to you,clearly you'll be either too busy or too excited or too knackered to post anything today,I hope yer postman didn't have to knock twice today and that this vib has moved the earth for you today,heat added for being brave enough to post some marriage/relationship counselling help on here,keep "UP" the good work x

It is sadly gone. Was it a good deal? Has anybody come yet?

Its getn hot n there so take ------

Actually, seems it's just not compatible with their 10% off for new customers offer

I think they've run out. Had one in my basket and it disappeared. ;(

M

'Free' (When you spend X amount of money).

Just to let you all know that your postmen recognise the packaging and labels from Lovehoney - we know what you are ordering, you mucky ****.

Their discrete packaging is very discrete, apart from they have their own custom sized packaging we can all spot.

Return address is LH trading.

We know. :smile:

£10 worth of lube to go with the free product.

Does 3 for £10 offer still work? Says I missed it.

As per the Avatar, Steve does have a little moustache under the nose

So she can wake you up in the morning?

Noted the poster also posted a Goody bag - surely the 2 go hand in hand (so to speak).... :confused:

Without moaning!? I wish x

Looks good OP, but can it make you breakfast in bed the morning after :wink:

Never realised there were so many virgins using this site, seriously, its a sex toy and the OP has a female avatar, for all you know, "she" MIGHT be a 6ft hairy biker called Steve and you lot are getting all excited....:man:

I'm just commenting so I get a notification when OP lets us know it's performance on Friday.

"Home & Garden"...(??) - lol - I think there should probably be more categories for people to use : D

Alot of people will be buzzing with this deal

Any good for laying concrete?

Is this unisex?

Are batteries included?

Perfect for my trip to Thailand next week

If her teeth are in a glass in the corridor i know not to disturb her

What did the banana say to the vibrator?

Why are you shaking? She’s gonna eat me! :confused:

Thanks ordered one for my mum.

Sorry I meant to end with a question mark. She'd still get it? This deal? For her birthday? Ahem.

She'd still get it

she's 84

I've had a fair few haha

I don't want to spend £10 at Lovehoney, so they know where they can shove this deal!

Nice one- my grandmas birthday present sorted

I bet, lol.
I was so curious and checked all her previous posts too:{

that's a lot of Bang for your buck.

With so many teenage mothers about, Gran might be in her thirties or early forties and I bet that you expect (hope) to be 'active' at that age.

Va Va Voom!

Brave posting this and being open on the comments OP, especially with a profile pic for people to have a face to the person who's gone and got this :laughing:. Heat added! Inbox overload :confused:

This should create a buzz. :wink:

Thanks... Gran's birthday present sorted!

I'm looking forward to an in-depth review with pics :man:

I bet your dripping wet... with perspiration! From all the laughter at these cheeky comments! :o

these comments !!:stuck_out_tongue: is the op getting a lot of creepy messages to her inbox

Haha! My inboxes on here Friday night will be interesting :wink:

Just going through your previous deals OP, and came across, "another moan before I sleep" lol I guess that has or will be coming true after Friday :man:

That's the million dollar question. I personally wish the reviews were a little less anecdotal and a little more measured. I guess operating the vibrator and a stopwatch may be a mood killer so I think the subject would need to be unobtrusively observed by an independent record keeper. I suppose I should volunteer as it's my idea...

Really ? Fun spoilers...or you could call them cheap batteries!

Teachers present for summer hols ?

You're going hole the way to promote this.

It's rare for a company to say "go f**k yourself" and get more business! :smiley:

I'm just here for the comments (popcorn)

Anyone done the Mother In Law joke yet?

I bought one for my Aunt.

Hahaha

Love when OP aren't shy about this stuff! Heat added for that alone!

Heat added simply because I want to ask the OP out on a date!

My spam filter will reject emails from sights like this... not that I'm complaining....

There's something a bit fishy about this deal!

Ordered..... Buzzing!

U must work there no way you've just opened up like that. Especially when u have a photo of u as ur pic lol

:confused:

RIP OP's inbox...

Its a typo there was no thur 6 june, it was a tuesday. So not expired just a typo.

"We've ran out, but you can enjoy this Ultra Powerful Vibe instead when you spend £10 until midnight Thursday 6 June!"

As you can see it says June, not July. Expired.

Cheers. Mother-in-law's 80th birthday is fast approaching, so this will make the perfect gift.

Excellent, was looking for something to mix my paint

I'm buzzing for this.

They DO like it up 'em.

That's a tingling deal!

Will do. Be here for Friday :laughing:

Keep us updated :sunglasses::stuck_out_tongue:

Might not be the best looking vibe but it packs a seriously powerful punch for the price i have the Motorhead version well worth £29.99 even better to get one free if you love power

3 speeds and 4 patterns for the ultimate orgasmic intensity, 6in and waterproof for underwater play :wink:

Really nice

How long will it take to come? :man:

"Ultra powerful vibrator"

I get these emails too and didn't think the vibe looked that good but for free alongside the excellent how can you complain?!

a get deal link not to click at work lol

You had me at " Fantastic Opening "....and nothing matters after that :wink:

Haha

"The vibrator looks really nice as well" - fantastic opening line to a deal. Heat added.