How long will it take to come? :man:

Cheers. Mother-in-law's 80th birthday is fast approaching, so this will make the perfect gift.

Until it arrives I can't comment on whether it feels nice ha

"The vibrator looks really nice as well" - fantastic opening line to a deal. Heat added.

"The vibrator looks really nice as well" - fantastic opening line to a deal. Heat added.

Haha

You had me at " Fantastic Opening "....and nothing matters after that :wink:

a get deal link not to click at work lol

I get these emails too and didn't think the vibe looked that good but for free alongside the excellent how can you complain?!

"Ultra powerful vibrator"

How long will it take to come? :man:

Really nice

Might not be the best looking vibe but it packs a seriously powerful punch for the price i have the Motorhead version well worth £29.99 even better to get one free if you love power

3 speeds and 4 patterns for the ultimate orgasmic intensity, 6in and waterproof for underwater play :wink:

Keep us updated :sunglasses::stuck_out_tongue:

Will do. Be here for Friday :laughing:

That's a tingling deal!

They DO like it up 'em.

I'm buzzing for this.

Excellent, was looking for something to mix my paint

Cheers. Mother-in-law's 80th birthday is fast approaching, so this will make the perfect gift.

"We've ran out, but you can enjoy this Ultra Powerful Vibe instead when you spend £10 until midnight Thursday 6 June!"

As you can see it says June, not July. Expired.

Its a typo there was no thur 6 june, it was a tuesday. So not expired just a typo.

:confused:

RIP OP's inbox...

U must work there no way you've just opened up like that. Especially when u have a photo of u as ur pic lol

Ordered..... Buzzing!

There's something a bit fishy about this deal!

My spam filter will reject emails from sights like this... not that I'm complaining....

Heat added simply because I want to ask the OP out on a date!

Love when OP aren't shy about this stuff! Heat added for that alone!

Hahaha

Anyone done the Mother In Law joke yet?

I bought one for my Aunt.

I'm just here for the comments (popcorn)

It's rare for a company to say "go f**k yourself" and get more business! :smiley:

You're going hole the way to promote this.

Teachers present for summer hols ?

Really ? Fun spoilers...or you could call them cheap batteries!

That's the million dollar question. I personally wish the reviews were a little less anecdotal and a little more measured. I guess operating the vibrator and a stopwatch may be a mood killer so I think the subject would need to be unobtrusively observed by an independent record keeper. I suppose I should volunteer as it's my idea...

Just going through your previous deals OP, and came across, "another moan before I sleep" lol I guess that has or will be coming true after Friday :man:

Haha! My inboxes on here Friday night will be interesting :wink:

these comments !!:stuck_out_tongue: is the op getting a lot of creepy messages to her inbox

I bet your dripping wet... with perspiration! From all the laughter at these cheeky comments! :o

I'm looking forward to an in-depth review with pics :man:

Thanks... Gran's birthday present sorted!

This should create a buzz. :wink:

Brave posting this and being open on the comments OP, especially with a profile pic for people to have a face to the person who's gone and got this :laughing:. Heat added! Inbox overload :confused:

Va Va Voom!

With so many teenage mothers about, Gran might be in her thirties or early forties and I bet that you expect (hope) to be 'active' at that age.

that's a lot of Bang for your buck.

I bet, lol.
I was so curious and checked all her previous posts too:{

Nice one- my grandmas birthday present sorted

I don't want to spend £10 at Lovehoney, so they know where they can shove this deal!

I've had a fair few haha

she's 84

She'd still get it

Sorry I meant to end with a question mark. She'd still get it? This deal? For her birthday? Ahem.

Thanks ordered one for my mum.

What did the banana say to the vibrator?

Why are you shaking? She’s gonna eat me! :confused:

If her teeth are in a glass in the corridor i know not to disturb her

Perfect for my trip to Thailand next week

Are batteries included?

Is this unisex?

Any good for laying concrete?

Alot of people will be buzzing with this deal

"Home & Garden"...(??) - lol - I think there should probably be more categories for people to use : D

I'm just commenting so I get a notification when OP lets us know it's performance on Friday.

Never realised there were so many virgins using this site, seriously, its a sex toy and the OP has a female avatar, for all you know, "she" MIGHT be a 6ft hairy biker called Steve and you lot are getting all excited....:man:

Looks good OP, but can it make you breakfast in bed the morning after :wink:

Without moaning!? I wish x

Noted the poster also posted a Goody bag - surely the 2 go hand in hand (so to speak).... :confused:

So she can wake you up in the morning?

As per the Avatar, Steve does have a little moustache under the nose

Does 3 for £10 offer still work? Says I missed it.

£10 worth of lube to go with the free product.

Just to let you all know that your postmen recognise the packaging and labels from Lovehoney - we know what you are ordering, you mucky ****.

Their discrete packaging is very discrete, apart from they have their own custom sized packaging we can all spot.

Return address is LH trading.

We know. :smile:

'Free' (When you spend X amount of money).

M

I think they've run out. Had one in my basket and it disappeared. ;(

Actually, seems it's just not compatible with their 10% off for new customers offer

Its getn hot n there so take ------

It is sadly gone. Was it a good deal? Has anybody come yet?

The question for the postman is: Front door or back door?

Parisp I take my hat off to you,clearly you'll be either too busy or too excited or too knackered to post anything today,I hope yer postman didn't have to knock twice today and that this vib has moved the earth for you today,heat added for being brave enough to post some marriage/relationship counselling help on here,keep "UP" the good work x

Haha thanks for thinking of me. I have to go to work until 11pm! The fun starts after that :stuck_out_tongue:

Expired?

Lovehoney will deliver to a named Post Office of your choice for no extra charge. You'll need identification when you go to pick it up. The Post Office will keep it for 18 calendar days before returning to sender.

Warning: Your Postie might tell somebody at your house that they delivered a parcel for you to the Post Office, thereby ruining a surprise present. Choose a Post Office that isn't one where you normally collect parcels from!!

https://www.lovehoney.co.uk/help/local-collect-faq/

We have a postwoman. She knew. [blush]

A hint [um, from a friend]: the Motley Crue is brutal, you could crush ice with it. Calm this beast by replacing one of the 3 batteries with a conductive spacer (eg a battery-sized dowel covered in foil). Reduces strength by about a third.

PS: don't let foil touch any batteries or you'll have smoke, fire and tears.

Jesus this thing must've been REALLY good