FAQ: - Do I need a check-in bag? No. Take a hand luggage and a backpack. - What if I need to pack a lot?! Might as well pay a moving company and take your wardrobe. - Do I have to pay to check-in? Yes, if you're an idiot. Download the Ryanair app. - Do I have to pay for a seat to sit beside my wife? To be sure, yes. - Is there a chance to get separated from my wife? Yes. However, it's only 2 hours. Grow a pair of balls. - Do I need to pay for water? Yes. - Can I get free water? Yes, bring an empty bottle at the airport and fill it after security. - Is the aircraft going to be dirty? Yes, it can be sometimes. - Do they have annoying passenger announcements? Yes. But let me remind you of how much your ticket cost. Bring a f*cking pair of earphones.
9 comments
random_dude
23 Jun 173#1
heat for the FAQ's :laughing:
dewonderful
23 Jun 174#2
Great faq. However, I would point out one thing that is wrong regarding this point: This should be no. Sit on your own and spend the money you saved not paying for allocated seating on gin. It is supposed to be a holiday after all.
Bitbotbang
24 Jun 17#3
Great FAQ. Honesty pays
R9Greaves
24 Jun 171#4
Got a laugh.
Serious question though. I know hand luggage is 10kg I have a bag for that. How much can I take in the backpack as well?
neiiilers to R9Greaves
24 Jun 17#7
I usually just put a pair of going out shoes in mine and stuff it with dirty clothes when it's time to go back. :smiley:
Hey! I'm not sure in regards with Ryanair. What I know is... An aircraft is allowed to take off as long as it has water and food. The law doesn't state whether it has to be free or not. But if I were to tell you, as a cabin crew, I would avoid drinking the water from the tap on board (regardless of the airline). :wink:
heathead
24 Jun 17#5
"Do I need to pay for water? Yes."
Doesn't their alcohol license cover free tap water? Not sure if it's different on an aircraft but any premise in England, Wales and Scotland that has an alcohol license has to provide free tap water as part of the license.
Anyone know?
kieranlovesbacon
24 Jun 171#6
GO FOR IT: YOU HAVE LITTLE TOULOUSE!
paulandpam1
26 Jun 17#8
If this rule did indeed apply to flights the airlines could easily get around this by charging a plastic cup or drinking glass service/cleaning charge.
Some restaurants & bars use this method to get money of you for the 'free' tap water and I'm sure O'leary would be aware of this.
paulandpam1
29 Jun 17#9
It looks Ryanair they will be shamed on BBC's watchdog on Wednesday according to the Independent website this morning because of their new fake random seat fiasco.
Plus Twitter has a lot of tweets about it.
Personally I fly with them in 10 days time and 'may' have decided to pay for an allocated seat but after this stunt there's no way I'll be paying.
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FAQ:
- Do I need a check-in bag? No. Take a hand luggage and a backpack.
- What if I need to pack a lot?! Might as well pay a moving company and take your wardrobe.
- Do I have to pay to check-in? Yes, if you're an idiot. Download the Ryanair app.
- Do I have to pay for a seat to sit beside my wife? To be sure, yes.
- Is there a chance to get separated from my wife? Yes. However, it's only 2 hours. Grow a pair of balls.
- Do I need to pay for water? Yes.
- Can I get free water? Yes, bring an empty bottle at the airport and fill it after security.
- Is the aircraft going to be dirty? Yes, it can be sometimes.
- Do they have annoying passenger announcements? Yes. But let me remind you of how much your ticket cost. Bring a f*cking pair of earphones.
9 comments
This should be no. Sit on your own and spend the money you saved not paying for allocated seating on gin. It is supposed to be a holiday after all.
Serious question though. I know hand luggage is 10kg I have a bag for that. How much can I take in the backpack as well?
Hey! I'm not sure in regards with Ryanair. What I know is... An aircraft is allowed to take off as long as it has water and food. The law doesn't state whether it has to be free or not. But if I were to tell you, as a cabin crew, I would avoid drinking the water from the tap on board (regardless of the airline). :wink:
Doesn't their alcohol license cover free tap water? Not sure if it's different on an aircraft but any premise in England, Wales and Scotland that has an alcohol license has to provide free tap water as part of the license.
Anyone know?
Some restaurants & bars use this method to get money of you for the 'free' tap water and I'm sure O'leary would be aware of this.
Plus Twitter has a lot of tweets about it.
Personally I fly with them in 10 days time and 'may' have decided to pay for an allocated seat but after this stunt there's no way I'll be paying.