thats sunderland getting beat whoop whoop

ZLATAN Ibrahimovic will score a hat trick and my prediction is Man United to win 5-0

I'm a United fan, but I think you've had a bit too much to drink tonight, probably should get to bed mate.

It's always fun to predict and that's what football is all about, dreaming of a win against strugglers, how united have fallen. I know the result will be 0-0 bore draw or 1-1 conceding first then scoring a late equaliser.

It's a must win game for us to clinch 4th place which is what we're fighting for nowadays I remember fergie days fighting for titles anyway Sir Jose will bring success next year.

Transfers we will need this summer ins and outs:

To buy:

Antoine Griezmann 86m
Rafael Varane 36m
Toni Kroos 28m
Robert Lewandowski 40m

Total 190m

To sell:

Phil (injured) Jones 10m
Ashley (bird poo) Young 5m
Wayne (slow) Rooney 20m
Marouane (not class) Fellaini 15m

Recoup: 50m

Another draw for us. Jose whinges after.

I'm not slow .......... oh , wait ....... you mean my pace ?

Is this FREE on BT and do you have to activate or anything ?

The difference between Sunderland and my wife, is, Sunderland will be going down and without a fight!