A man drives his Rolls Royce to the local golf club and finds the carpark full; deciding to leave the Rolls parked out on the road. He spots a tramp, he offers him £20 to keep an eye on the car. O.K. says the tramp.
The man plays a round of golf has a drink at the 19th then walks back to the car and seeing its fine gives the tramp the £20 promised. The tramp hands him a tee he saw fall out of the man’s pocket, and asked him what it’s for. The man replies, it’s for resting your balls on when you drive off.
The tramps replies my god Rolls Royce think of everything.
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SFJnet
27 Jan 17#1
Don't know how it can be worth their while to delivery at this price but it's great for me cuz I need some screen wash :stuck_out_tongue:
_scott_
27 Jan 17#2
Beware mine was delivered two weeks late.
dealerxxx to _scott_
27 Jan 171#20
Beware mine came in two days :wink:
GoNz017
27 Jan 171#3
Waste of time in sub zero temps as your washer jets will freeze when driving as it is so diluted.
shinds to GoNz017
27 Jan 171#4
Some posh cars have heated washer jets :wink:
goldy12 to GoNz017
27 Jan 17#7
This is more of a summer screenwash thou, I recently purchased some of the -70 degrees screen wash from Euro parts , that didn't freeze, but is only -70 if you use it neat and don't add water, the more water you add the less protection it gives and I would assume that this is the same with all of them . So -5 protection is useless really for winter use, if it doesn't freeze in your water bottle it freezes as soon as it hits a cold windscreen.
dealerxxx to GoNz017
27 Jan 17#21
Saved me time as didn't need to shop, it was delivered.
POWYSWALES to GoNz017
27 Jan 17#34
I put some in a drinks bottle and then put it in my chest freezer, 2 days later and it still had not froze.
pablomalin
27 Jan 172#5
Oh not again
GoNz017
27 Jan 17#6
Mine does even though it's 20 years old, love it :smiley:
Mrs's Mini doesn't so I do her a mix that should do -30c to factor in windchill.
diabeticguy
27 Jan 17#8
Oh well, you live and learn. I ordered 2 for pick up. I got a confirmation call seconds after placing the order.
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The man plays a round of golf has a drink at the 19th then walks back to the car and seeing its fine gives the tramp the £20 promised. The tramp hands him a tee he saw fall out of the man’s pocket, and asked him what it’s for. The man replies, it’s for resting your balls on when you drive off.
The tramps replies my god Rolls Royce think of everything.
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Mrs's Mini doesn't so I do her a mix that should do -30c to factor in windchill.
http://www.eurocarparts.com/ecp/p/car-accessories/engine-oils-and-car-fluids/antifreeze-and-screenwash/ready-mixed-car-screenwash/?550774616&0&cc5_778
works out to be £4.54 after code, looks like the more premium stuff with less faffle