Seen a few of these posted before, not my cup of tea but I've used Mad Sheep for a couple of Skodas in the past along with my Jag XF.
£86.17 per month inc VAT with no lump sum up front for 10,000 miles per annum.
Total price £2428.08 inc fees for the 2 years.
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centaurandrew
24 Dec 1624#4
Worst "I've got a jag xf" post ever.
Mr No to Python5
24 Dec 1612#3
I see that ladies boots from Millets are more your thing.
Gollywood to obsydian
24 Dec 1612#12
£537
Mr No to centaurandrew
24 Dec 165#5
Which one is the best?
Latest comments (56)
gemmakindle92
12 Jan 17#56
Do you end up paying the same overall price if you choose to put 3 up in stead of 9?
superm0
28 Dec 16#55
*You're or you are...
Matt007
26 Dec 162#54
Not getting into a silly argument with u, only referencing on a more detail breakdown cost as many people don't understand how leasing works - what's included and what not etc.
Btw Merry festive season to u ;-)
Mr No
26 Dec 16#53
Wrong, you replied with "absolute nonsense" whilst quoting my post stating that the processing fee is nothing to do with the underwriter there was no mention of the total cost in that post. Explain how this is "absolute nonsense".
Matt007
26 Dec 16#51
The nonsense was on the overall total monthly fee figure.....like someone said can call it whatever fee they like, its still add to the overall monthly cost to the consumer.
It would also help to say insurance and yearly servicing cost not included, when its maybe apparent to u, but many people don't know how it works and they get asked a lot.
Mr No to Matt007
26 Dec 16#52
Do you include the cost of your phone/tablet/laptop/sofa/house to the monthly cost also, as without these it could be tricky to process the deal and some of the aforementioned users might be confused about this.
Matt007
26 Dec 161#49
Not really. When posting deals like this one should add all the costs and give an overall monthly figure, not just the headline figure the marketing people want the audience to see. There are people who don't understand how it works and require a step by step calculation.
I'm currently on 36months lease for an Audi A1. Say it is on £200 a month, but there is a processing fee of £500, so it isn't £200 a month overall right? Or am I wrong??
Mr No to Matt007
26 Dec 16#50
Did you include your broadband subscription and electricity costs too? Bit of an oversight if you're being so inclusive.
Why do you keep ignoring the "Absolute nonsense!" explanation in regard to how the broker's fee is nothing to do with the finance underwriter?
Matt007
26 Dec 16#47
£2408.08 / 24 = £100.33. That is the overall monthly cost right? So that should be the headline cost when calculating.
Mr No to Matt007
26 Dec 16#48
You said to include the fee, the fee was included in the total cost.
You've failed to display your immense understanding of a hire agreement and how the broker's processing fee can be included too. Fire away.
Mr No
26 Dec 16#46
How am I wrong? The processing fee goes to the broker, the contract is between the customer and the finance underwriter. Seems like somebody else is a bit dim also.
Open your eyes too, the fee is included in the original post.
Matt007
26 Dec 16#45
Absolute nonsense! Calling someone dim for this reflect very badly on your attitude, when you are the one who got this wrong. Good of you to post deals, but include all fees in the future.
Bobef90
25 Dec 164#44
If you don't pay the processing fee you don't get the car.
Call it by whatever name you like. No payment .. No car.
As for being dim and other comments ..your attitude and arrogance belongs in the playground.
Mr No
25 Dec 16#43
Are you a bit dim? The contract is between the customer and the underwriter, the processing fee is nothing to do with this.
Bobef90
24 Dec 162#42
Nonsense logic.
richb3012
24 Dec 163#41
Women's car? I used to be insecure like you but don't worry, you'll grow out of it.
Gollywood
24 Dec 161#40
I was happy with the £537 I plucked out of the air - so was she :laughing:
obsydian
24 Dec 16#11
What do these cost to ensure say female no insurance history
Gollywood to obsydian
24 Dec 1612#12
£537
Zontes to obsydian
24 Dec 162#32
You must be looking for the 'psychic HUKD online insurance broker'. How the heck could anyone know what it would cost for you to insure. So you are a female, and have no insurance history!?!?!? Need so, so, so much more information.
matty9815 to obsydian
24 Dec 161#39
You should always ensure that you have insurance - it's the law...:smile:
royals
24 Dec 16#38
i meant to say the jag xf I test drove
centaurandrew
24 Dec 1624#4
Worst "I've got a jag xf" post ever.
Mr No to centaurandrew
24 Dec 165#5
Which one is the best?
WBRacing to centaurandrew
24 Dec 161#36
They are both anonymous and made it quite clear that it was leased, on a good deal too by all accounts for a car of that spec. Hardly a major brag.
Seems there are a few insecure people online tonight.
royals to centaurandrew
24 Dec 16#37
They are pretty naff cars anyway. Hated the one I test drove.
termite
24 Dec 16#35
Always a disappointment when you glance in to a Fiat 500 and see a man in a woman's car
5starslfc
24 Dec 16#34
Would there be any extra costs over the 2 years? For instance, would an annual service be a requirement?
centaurandrew
24 Dec 162#33
Then it fits well in this thread, with your come backs.
leeeastham
24 Dec 16#31
Or £810 as reported by Confused.com. Still, not as bad as expected.
Mr No
24 Dec 161#30
That makes no sense.
centaurandrew
24 Dec 16#29
The one which was never made.
leeeastham
24 Dec 16#26
Considering paying up front costs for this for my daughter. Will be her first car. She doesn't like the look of it but at that price it's pretty cheap motoring. I would be surprised to see £537 for insurance though.
JohnOFarrell to leeeastham
24 Dec 162#28
*Facepalm* If it's for your daughter and her first car, insurance won't be £537, it will be £624 :wink:
Bigspin
24 Dec 16#27
passion wagon.... :wink:
Python5
24 Dec 161#25
it's personal choice but i just dont like them. they may be practical for some but not me. didnt vote btw
ELVIS_THE_PELVIS
24 Dec 161#24
Mr no
Your on form tonight,with your snappy responses
X
Houstieboy
24 Dec 161#20
Nope, just mocking you.
Mr No to Houstieboy
24 Dec 16#23
Who?
AndyPr
24 Dec 16#22
Crikey that was a good deal. You got a real bargain there. Could have been tempted myself. :smile:
AndyPr
24 Dec 161#19
Voted hot just for your brilliant "I've got a Jag XF" blarney :laughing:
You can always try and negotiate the fees. aIf they have sales targets to meet they may be flexible
obsydian
24 Dec 16#15
Thanks for that
Bobef90
24 Dec 16#9
Processing fee £360. Why not just put it on the price. Like theatre tickets. Ripoff
Mr No to Bobef90
24 Dec 16#14
Because the processing fee is not part of the actual hire agreement?
8 years and you've posted no deals? Now that is a rip-off.
manicmidlander
24 Dec 16#13
Cheap motoring if it suits your driving needs. I'm leasing a smart forfour night sky prime premium.
obsydian
24 Dec 16#10
Assume all these deals have a processing fee if so unfair to rate cold based on that.
Gollywood
24 Dec 16#8
Its actually £101.17/month inc all fees
Python5
24 Dec 162#2
i would require a £2428.08 payment to me per month to drive it
Mr No to Python5
24 Dec 1612#3
I see that ladies boots from Millets are more your thing.
g8spur to Python5
24 Dec 161#6
Of course you would mate, of course you would.
richb3012 to Python5
24 Dec 161#7
I quite like them. I went from always driving big cars (mainly 4x4's) but as the kids have got older and started driving I changed to a Fiat 500 Arbarth which is a great little car, fantastic to park anywhere and a nice turn of pace when you need it.
Horses for courses, but I can see the appeal of a small, fuel efficient car. Also 95% of the time it's just me in the car anyway, so 2 seats isn't a problem.
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Opening post
£86.17 per month inc VAT with no lump sum up front for 10,000 miles per annum.
Total price £2428.08 inc fees for the 2 years.
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Latest comments (56)
Btw Merry festive season to u ;-)
It would also help to say insurance and yearly servicing cost not included, when its maybe apparent to u, but many people don't know how it works and they get asked a lot.
I'm currently on 36months lease for an Audi A1. Say it is on £200 a month, but there is a processing fee of £500, so it isn't £200 a month overall right? Or am I wrong??
Why do you keep ignoring the "Absolute nonsense!" explanation in regard to how the broker's fee is nothing to do with the finance underwriter?
You've failed to display your immense understanding of a hire agreement and how the broker's processing fee can be included too. Fire away.
Open your eyes too, the fee is included in the original post.
Call it by whatever name you like. No payment .. No car.
As for being dim and other comments ..your attitude and arrogance belongs in the playground.
Seems there are a few insecure people online tonight.
Your on form tonight,with your snappy responses
X
They were cheap too (deal link below):
http://www.hotukdeals.com/deals/jaguar-xf-3-0-v6-supercharged-s-354-71-inc-vat-p-m-admin-fee-360-380-bhp-0-60-5s-2232251
8 years and you've posted no deals? Now that is a rip-off.
Horses for courses, but I can see the appeal of a small, fuel efficient car. Also 95% of the time it's just me in the car anyway, so 2 seats isn't a problem.