To celebrate #Christmas we’re giving away a free sprig of mistletoe in store this week to spread traditional Christmas cheer. #PuckerUp
All comments (41)
garlicbreadxxx
12 Dec 16#1
great deal ! I just don't know where abouts to hang it ! Xxx
jasmineinlondon
12 Dec 16#2
great deal! finally a bit of Christmas cheer on this forum!! thanks op!!
otterboxer
12 Dec 16#3
hmm, hard to find in the wild surprised they've been able to get so much of it tbh.
flagstaff19651
12 Dec 16#4
Belt buckle ????
jasmineinlondon
12 Dec 16#5
right here in my house and I'll be under it waiting :grin:
schnide
12 Dec 16#6
Come on HUKDers - gizza kiss!
kim9973
12 Dec 16#7
to spread christmas diseases more like---reduced baileys, goose juice,-mistletoe-and bob's your uncle- as shown above!
MoogleV
12 Dec 16#8
Woah! I don't know how far you go with mistletoe but I just stick with a kiss.
SazT
12 Dec 16#9
There's always one happy one :stuck_out_tongue: Merry Christmas to the rest of the HUKDers
kim9973
12 Dec 16#10
sorry guys just having a laugh---bit naughty!
CKEBROWN2212
12 Dec 16#11
'gis a kiss
katrb
12 Dec 16#12
thanks
Mylittlepony1969
12 Dec 16#13
so do you have to ask for the mistletoe or is there someone giving it out in store? x
impish
12 Dec 16#14
Excellent! :heart_eyes: Thanks for the heads-up!
garlicbreadxxx
12 Dec 16#15
ooohhh matron !! Xxx. ( correct answer)! xxx
NitrousUK
12 Dec 16#16
Careful, hanging mistletoe in 2016 might be classed as sexual harassment..
SazT
12 Dec 16#17
Looks like they're just giving it out. Have a look on their FB page :smile:
jasmineinlondon
12 Dec 16#18
I was wondering that myself haha
Mylittlepony1969
12 Dec 16#19
i dont have facebook but i googled and there are people in sashes instore giving them. x
barron201253
12 Dec 16#20
Might hang it off my John Thomas!
Wolfout
12 Dec 16#21
Heat added. Have to say I am surprised to see that no one has mentioned that mistletoe is poisonous, waiting on the headline "Morrisons poisons Christmas shoppers"
craigl
12 Dec 16#22
You kiss under it you don't eat it.
Wolfout
12 Dec 16#23
Yeah and young children are supposed to play with the small toys not eat them, yet the toys come with choking hazard warnings. My favourite warning is the "Keep away from children" you get on washing capsules, better advice has never been given
garlicbreadxxx
12 Dec 16#24
Mmmm, free mistletoe, free kisses at Morrison's. Can't wait to get back to work tomorrow at atlas mills, Bolton. Perks of the job !!? lol xxx
vanessaanne
12 Dec 16#25
Oh great. I allways mean to get some and then end up to skint so ta very much xxx
Ginger.bread.cat
12 Dec 16#26
It must be Kissmass
bethesdamse
12 Dec 16#27
I wonder if you could use it for cuttings?
SazT
12 Dec 16#28
It's real, so if it's in good condition, I don't see why not
species125
13 Dec 16#29
"Mistletoe can be deadly if you eat it."
"But a kiss can be even deadlier... if you mean it."
Teepeezee
13 Dec 16#30
my late and amazing Uncle Les and Aunty Minnie always had a sprig of mistletoe in their house at Xmas. They pinned it to the ceiling as you walked into the front room so you had to walk under it and get kissed when you visited. great times....... :disappointed:
jenkidd5
13 Dec 16#31
Mmmmm maybe try n get mine when the hot security guard is on shift in our local morrisons, heat heat heat :heart_eyes: X)
Khairul
13 Dec 16#32
Wonder how many times the person giving it out has been kissed?
hass123
13 Dec 16#33
The staff in my local don't need mistletoe, according to my friend who works there the staff go into the toilets and do it themselves
kailensommah
13 Dec 16#34
above your head then your guarenteed a smooch
Bargainhuntersupreme
13 Dec 16#35
Mistletoe is a parasitic, it grows from seed (inside the mistletoe berries). If you have an apple tree scrape a small area of the bark off a branch and smear the berry (sticky) onto the cleared area. Then wait, and wait, and wait.......
Beetlemama
13 Dec 16#36
It'll grow on an apple tree? I thought it was picky about who it buddied up with. I might try this.
DealPerv2016
13 Dec 16#37
I'm hanging mine from my belly button!
Zanderman
13 Dec 16#38
It's a myth that you should scrape bark off - and one of the reasons many people fail to grow mistletoe. The seeds have evolved to work from outside the bark - just as they would be if planted by birds smearing the berries. I've grown it fairly easily following the advice on the mistletoe.org.uk website.
Melbury
14 Dec 16#39
Well I did a big shop in Morrisons today and I wasn't offered any mistletoe:(
napster24
15 Dec 16#40
The women in my local are not atractive enough to kiss under the mistletoe
ArthurDent1
19 Dec 16#41
Never heard of anyone growing it from cuttings, but if your sprig has seeds you might be able to get them to germinate (as others have posted above). However, mistletoe is often harvested before the seeds are ripe so don't be too disappointed if they don't germinate. If your mistletoe has no seeds it's probably a male.
Opening post
To celebrate #Christmas we’re giving away a free sprig of mistletoe in store this week to spread traditional Christmas cheer. #PuckerUp
All comments (41)
Come on HUKDers - gizza kiss!
"But a kiss can be even deadlier... if you mean it."
However, mistletoe is often harvested before the seeds are ripe so don't be too disappointed if they don't germinate.
If your mistletoe has no seeds it's probably a male.