SNOZZCUMBER MORRISONS - 16 inches long and 21ozs - Helping Dahl's "The Marvellous Children's Charity for sick youngsters - £0.41 @ Morrisons

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SNOZZCUMBER - 41p MORRISONS - 16 inches long and 21ozs - Helping Dahl's "The Marvellous Children's Charity for sick youngsters

£0.41 Morrisons11 Sep 16

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jimmybo

11 Sep 16

A real-life version of Roald Dahl’s fictional Snozzcumber is available from Morrisons from today for 41p

Morrisons and other supermarkets are selling the snozzcumbers for a trial period to coincide with Dahl’s 100th birthday on Tuesday, as well as the recent release of the Steven Spielberg film version of The BFG, and will be making a donation to Dahl’s The Marvellous Children’s Charity for sick youngsters.

http://www.roalddahl.com/charity

It is hoped that the fruit – a giant, misshapen version of a normal cucumber – will encourage otherwise reluctant children to eat their greens and increase donations to the Roland Dahl Charity funds

It's also good value for adults - 16" long and 21ozs for 41p

Top comments

937666

11 Sep 16 53 #6

https://s17.postimg.org/7tgijpgmn/cucumber.jpg

maccy1

11 Sep 16 34 #48

Heat added jimmy :laughing:

brilly

11 Sep 16 20 #24

my favourite cucumber joke courtesy of mckinless...

"I never like only buying one cucumber, because you know the cashier is thinking "he is going to stick that up his a**"

So now I always buy two, you can always eat one of them."

Cameron92

11 Sep 16 17 #14

Keith Vaz recommends these.

Latest comments (62)

chinstroker

14 Sep 16 #62

Ive just noticed they look just like a wanger... Hahhahahahahahahahhahahaha :laughing:

GothBoy

12 Sep 16 #61

No nobbles - cold. :stuck_out_tongue:

937666

11 Sep 16 53 #6

BarbDy to 937666

11 Sep 16 #27

http://s2.quickmeme.com/img/12/12710061ec1b8ec6b7fa09807a2b4f6c7c208950ddab1952d95037fcb0c754fc.jpg

caped_crustation999 to 937666

11 Sep 16 10 #30

Nice melons.

summerof76 to 937666

11 Sep 16 5 #33

Disclaimer, thats not me :smile:

summerof76 to 937666

11 Sep 16 2 #34

Disclaimer, thats not me :smile:

Mark2111 to 937666

12 Sep 16 #60

Every woman who's ever met 'Lil' Mark pulls that same expression! :smile:

Ncos

12 Sep 16 #59

these actual cucumbers have been sold in most mediterranean supermarkets for the past 30+ years, nothing new! I always buy these, much sweeter and lovely in salads.

getmeone

12 Sep 16 #58

He is not to keen on these. They are Spanish not Eastern European.

PhilK

12 Sep 16 #57

Ooooer missus......:laughing:

ollie87

12 Sep 16 #56

The one with the flared base is handy, you won't lose it up your botty that way.

dale86uk

12 Sep 16 #55

Stay classy.

rohitmkiller

12 Sep 16 #54

Expensive Melons - 26.99! :confused:

NUMBER1bargaininggirl

12 Sep 16 1 #53

Brilliant find op, heat added Thank you for the post

Cameron92

11 Sep 16 17 #14

Keith Vaz recommends these.

fishmaster to Cameron92

11 Sep 16 4 #16

Yes don't put them in vinegar, that'll get you out of a pickle.

noahsdad to Cameron92

11 Sep 16 4 #19

He finds them hard to cook though, Labour intensive.

navo5 to Cameron92

11 Sep 16 1 #50

Jim recommends these, spelt J-I-M :laughing:

crazylegs to Cameron92

12 Sep 16 #52

Yes I recommend you shove it right up his ........

hassansf

12 Sep 16 1 #51

give it a few years, she'll wish she had swallowed :confused:

maccy1

11 Sep 16 34 #48

Heat added jimmy :laughing:

Treboeth to maccy1

11 Sep 16 3 #49

What is the problem with cats hating cucumbers?

They are on offer after all :confused:

ItsFrazer

11 Sep 16 1 #46

How do I tag my mum :neutral_face:

alltaken123 to ItsFrazer

11 Sep 16 8 #47

http://cdn.someecards.com/someecards/usercards/1345236034672_6591911.png

alltaken123

11 Sep 16 2 #45

I prefer Benedict Cucumbersnatch.

alltaken123

11 Sep 16 3 #37

http://img.memecdn.com/benedict-cucumberbatch_o_6356681.jpg

stfagos to alltaken123

11 Sep 16 5 #44

Benedict Cucumberbatch

carlitob101

11 Sep 16 5 #39

I will only find use for the plastic packaging, it's the only condom that comes in my size

brilly to carlitob101

11 Sep 16 12 #43

this you?

MokaOnlyCheese

11 Sep 16 #42

ah there it is xx

MokaOnlyCheese

11 Sep 16 #41

you naughty lot! I just tried a naughty joke and it's been flagged for moderation. booo

MokaOnlyCheese

11 Sep 16 2 #40

can you put the snozzcumber in the chocolate factory?

gazdoubleu

11 Sep 16 11 #38

OOS at my local wifey came back with a giant peach!

brilly

11 Sep 16 20 #24

fishmaster to brilly

11 Sep 16 #36

So if you buy two you don't think the cashier is thinking, that's 2 asses then?

Diggler01

11 Sep 16 #35

A&E departments across the country are about to get very very busy!

crannagio

11 Sep 16 #32

Michael Barrymore sent me here...

Turret

11 Sep 16 #31

Thanks OP! Just canceled my order at Lovehoney.

dorsia

11 Sep 16 #29

Are these nun certified?

craigsh

11 Sep 16 10 #26

Who else came here just for the comments?

wolfman78 to craigsh

11 Sep 16 2 #28

comments and pictures :laughing:

Silverbullet767

11 Sep 16 1 #25

Ah, but do the snozzberries taste like snozzberries?

Rarnik

11 Sep 16 5 #23

Excellent, more mouldy veg from Morrisons. Gone right down hill. Was in Morrisons last year, standing next to a child who was jumping up and down excitedly, shouting 'mouldy Morrisons, mouldy Morrisons!' to her mum. They were engaged in a game of find the mouldy fruit and veg!

mittromney

11 Sep 16 5 #15

Otherwise reluctant children? They are supposed to taste disgusting in the books, cant see already reluctant children trying a vegetable already described as disgusting.

MostinPowers to mittromney

11 Sep 16 4 #22

They are "disgusterous" :smiley:

sarkymark1

11 Sep 16 2 #21

That's a mouthful!

oldskoolpug

11 Sep 16 1 #17

Is this a windup ?

Treboeth to oldskoolpug

11 Sep 16 1 #20

I thought that but if you google Snozzcumber it`s a genuine product :laughing:

@Jimmybo can be a bit of a devil sometimes but this one is really on sale :wink:

Itsabargain69

11 Sep 16 6 #18

make sure you toss that salad good

sradmad

11 Sep 16 8 #13

My lady wont appreciate it, already spoiled, heat added :laughing:

karlie88

11 Sep 16 2 #12

3-in-1 use.

stoatsville

11 Sep 16 3 #11

ding dong matron :man: