A real-life version of Roald Dahl’s fictional Snozzcumber is available from Morrisons from today for 41p
Morrisons and other supermarkets are selling the snozzcumbers for a trial period to coincide with Dahl’s 100th birthday on Tuesday, as well as the recent release of the Steven Spielberg film version of The BFG, and will be making a donation to Dahl’s The Marvellous Children’s Charity for sick youngsters.
It is hoped that the fruit – a giant, misshapen version of a normal cucumber – will encourage otherwise reluctant children to eat their greens and increase donations to the Roland Dahl Charity funds
It's also good value for adults - 16" long and 21ozs for 41p
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937666
11 Sep 1653#6
maccy1
11 Sep 1634#48
Heat added jimmy :laughing:
brilly
11 Sep 1620#24
my favourite cucumber joke courtesy of mckinless...
"I never like only buying one cucumber, because you know the cashier is thinking "he is going to stick that up his a**"
So now I always buy two, you can always eat one of them."
Cameron92
11 Sep 1617#14
Keith Vaz recommends these.
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snowflake75
11 Sep 162#1
lolololoool
Doods1875
11 Sep 1610#2
Oh dear, this thread is going to go downhill rapidly.......
:confused:
jimmybo
11 Sep 166#3
Treboeth
11 Sep 167#4
OP bigger is not always better :stuck_out_tongue: (keeps saying it to convince the ladies :wink: )
Hot Deal BTW :smiley:
kazzieg
11 Sep 164#5
it's what you do with it that counts :wink:
Treboeth to kazzieg
11 Sep 1614#7
Any suggestions :confused:
Normally just do a bit of a salad :wink:
937666
11 Sep 1653#6
BarbDy to 937666
11 Sep 16#27
caped_crustation999 to 937666
11 Sep 1610#30
Nice melons.
summerof76 to 937666
11 Sep 165#33
Disclaimer, thats not me :smile:
summerof76 to 937666
11 Sep 162#34
Disclaimer, thats not me :smile:
Mark2111 to 937666
12 Sep 16#60
Every woman who's ever met 'Lil' Mark pulls that same expression! :smile:
Treboeth
11 Sep 164#8
:confused: :wink:
Downhill descent rapidly taken :laughing:
My lady wont appreciate it, already spoiled, heat added :laughing:
Cameron92
11 Sep 1617#14
Keith Vaz recommends these.
fishmaster to Cameron92
11 Sep 164#16
Yes don't put them in vinegar, that'll get you out of a pickle.
noahsdad to Cameron92
11 Sep 164#19
He finds them hard to cook though, Labour intensive.
navo5 to Cameron92
11 Sep 161#50
Jim recommends these, spelt J-I-M :laughing:
crazylegs to Cameron92
12 Sep 16#52
Yes I recommend you shove it right up his ........
mittromney
11 Sep 165#15
Otherwise reluctant children? They are supposed to taste disgusting in the books, cant see already reluctant children trying a vegetable already described as disgusting.
MostinPowers to mittromney
11 Sep 164#22
They are "disgusterous" :smiley:
oldskoolpug
11 Sep 161#17
Is this a windup ?
Treboeth to oldskoolpug
11 Sep 161#20
I thought that but if you google Snozzcumber it`s a genuine product :laughing:
@Jimmybo can be a bit of a devil sometimes but this one is really on sale :wink:
Itsabargain69
11 Sep 166#18
make sure you toss that salad good
sarkymark1
11 Sep 162#21
That's a mouthful!
Rarnik
11 Sep 165#23
Excellent, more mouldy veg from Morrisons. Gone right down hill. Was in Morrisons last year, standing next to a child who was jumping up and down excitedly, shouting 'mouldy Morrisons, mouldy Morrisons!' to her mum. They were engaged in a game of find the mouldy fruit and veg!
brilly
11 Sep 1620#24
my favourite cucumber joke courtesy of mckinless...
"I never like only buying one cucumber, because you know the cashier is thinking "he is going to stick that up his a**"
So now I always buy two, you can always eat one of them."
fishmaster to brilly
11 Sep 16#36
So if you buy two you don't think the cashier is thinking, that's 2 asses then?
Silverbullet767
11 Sep 161#25
Ah, but do the snozzberries taste like snozzberries?
craigsh
11 Sep 1610#26
Who else came here just for the comments?
wolfman78 to craigsh
11 Sep 162#28
comments and pictures :laughing:
dorsia
11 Sep 16#29
Are these nun certified?
Turret
11 Sep 16#31
Thanks OP! Just canceled my order at Lovehoney.
crannagio
11 Sep 16#32
Michael Barrymore sent me here...
Diggler01
11 Sep 16#35
A&E departments across the country are about to get very very busy!
alltaken123
11 Sep 163#37
stfagos to alltaken123
11 Sep 165#44
Benedict Cucumberbatch
gazdoubleu
11 Sep 1611#38
OOS at my local wifey came back with a giant peach!
carlitob101
11 Sep 165#39
I will only find use for the plastic packaging, it's the only condom that comes in my size
brilly to carlitob101
11 Sep 1612#43
this you?
MokaOnlyCheese
11 Sep 162#40
can you put the snozzcumber in the chocolate factory?
MokaOnlyCheese
11 Sep 16#41
you naughty lot! I just tried a naughty joke and it's been flagged for moderation. booo
MokaOnlyCheese
11 Sep 16#42
ah there it is xx
alltaken123
11 Sep 162#45
I prefer Benedict Cucumbersnatch.
ItsFrazer
11 Sep 161#46
How do I tag my mum :neutral_face:
alltaken123 to ItsFrazer
11 Sep 168#47
maccy1
11 Sep 1634#48
Heat added jimmy :laughing:
Treboeth to maccy1
11 Sep 163#49
What is the problem with cats hating cucumbers?
They are on offer after all :confused:
hassansf
12 Sep 161#51
give it a few years, she'll wish she had swallowed :confused:
NUMBER1bargaininggirl
12 Sep 161#53
Brilliant find op, heat added Thank you for the post
rohitmkiller
12 Sep 16#54
Expensive Melons - 26.99! :confused:
dale86uk
12 Sep 16#55
Stay classy.
ollie87
12 Sep 16#56
The one with the flared base is handy, you won't lose it up your botty that way.
PhilK
12 Sep 16#57
Ooooer missus......:laughing:
getmeone
12 Sep 16#58
He is not to keen on these. They are Spanish not Eastern European.
Ncos
12 Sep 16#59
these actual cucumbers have been sold in most mediterranean supermarkets for the past 30+ years, nothing new! I always buy these, much sweeter and lovely in salads.
GothBoy
12 Sep 16#61
No nobbles - cold. :stuck_out_tongue:
chinstroker
14 Sep 16#62
Ive just noticed they look just like a wanger... Hahhahahahahahahahhahahaha :laughing:
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Opening post
Morrisons and other supermarkets are selling the snozzcumbers for a trial period to coincide with Dahl’s 100th birthday on Tuesday, as well as the recent release of the Steven Spielberg film version of The BFG, and will be making a donation to Dahl’s The Marvellous Children’s Charity for sick youngsters.
http://www.roalddahl.com/charity
It is hoped that the fruit – a giant, misshapen version of a normal cucumber – will encourage otherwise reluctant children to eat their greens and increase donations to the Roland Dahl Charity funds
It's also good value for adults - 16" long and 21ozs for 41p
Top comments
"I never like only buying one cucumber, because you know the cashier is thinking "he is going to stick that up his a**"
So now I always buy two, you can always eat one of them."
All comments (62)
:confused:
Hot Deal BTW :smiley:
Normally just do a bit of a salad :wink:
:wink:
Downhill descent rapidly taken :laughing:
Linky
@Jimmybo can be a bit of a devil sometimes but this one is really on sale :wink:
"I never like only buying one cucumber, because you know the cashier is thinking "he is going to stick that up his a**"
So now I always buy two, you can always eat one of them."
They are on offer after all :confused: