Or tight @rse

This is the standard way to act when you hand a jar of vaseline to the checkout person...............................................

Great deal for those who are tight fisted :man:

I get the euphemism :smirk:

Hmm what to do with it?.

This will be perfect for my chaps......But i would prefer Aloe Sailor fragrence

is hukd on the slippery slope.

I use it to stop the squirrel climbing my bird feeder post, Really works!!

Can't go wrong for 29p especially if your partners a tight [email protected]:laughing:

can rub this all over neighbours bottled milk in the morning :smile:

Great deal for those who are tight fisted :man:

great price. .
thanks

Ideal for the HP laptop thread.
Then some people can retract their heads from the posteriors.

Fap fap fap

I'm going to rub some all over my pole.... shall I send you a linky ? :man:

shall I chop u up

Ahh vaseline - one of the few things one purchases in life that you feel the compelling urge to explain to the checkout person that you are using it for a totally innocent purpose, yet as the words pass your lips and your eyes connect, you know they don't believe a word you're saying and by the end neither do you as you skulk out of the shop, even though what you say is true.

This is the standard way to act when you hand a jar of vaseline to the checkout person...............................................

Solution

https://youtu.be/O9-rE5RBZvU

Vaseline, oooo Aloe :man:

clicked on this just for the comments...wasnt disappointed!

Heat for the price

Who needs Aloe in Vaseline, what next, tea tree oil ??? Ow !

This will help next time I'm checking my prostate.

With a huge girth cucumber.

Or two.

Filth :neutral_face:

We live in a bungalow :disappointed:

Will block the pores on your skin for six weeks each application. Not nice stuff

A bit more work involved, but not impossible to achieve a favourable outcome. A small amount applied to a central area of the floor just inside the back door and some carefully placed garden tools laid facing up just outside. (A rake and a shovel for example.) Again, a quick wipe down with the towels, replace the mat and you're home and dry. However, if you now tell me you don't have a garden, then I have no other ideas - sorry.

Vaseline + Barry White + 2 bottles of red wine makes any tight situation possible!

Bloody good deal this is, shame I don't have any Home Bargains close to my home.

Wayn Kers. All of ya

we use vaseline to make our own firelighters with at scouts soak a cotton wool ball in vaseline then wrap in kitchen roll or loo roll

we use vaseline to make our own firelighters with at scouts soak a cotton wool ball in vaseline then wrap in kitchen roll or loo roll