A week too late for me - but I did get a half price joining fee though

I am contemplating starting a weekly meeting in my local village hall where I invite fat people.
I plan to charge everyone £3.95 a week with no joining fee.
I will inform all attendees they are overweight/obese and need to eat less and exercise.
I intend to present this business plan on Dragon's Den.
I predict the dragons will fight amongst themselves and in 2 years I become a multi millionaire.
Hence I vote cold.

Great, thank you very much.

Cake.. Cut the cake in half, that way it's only half the calories, so you can have twice as much! :wink:

DUST...high in fat or low in fat?

worse than your mum's

Il let the misses know she hasn't seen her feet in 4 years

Dust? No? Dust?

Little Britain ... hilarious :smirk:

Can't see why people go to these. Just excersize, these slimming clubs are short term fads for yoyo dieters. Change your lifestyle!

Actually slimming world is very effective for a lot of people because it is exactly that.. Not a fad diet but a change of lifestyle way of looking at what you eat, no points, no Calgary counting just a simple way of eating healthier.

My wife has been going for a few months to lose some baby weight and has lost several stone over what she planned, averaging 2 or 3 pounds a week.

Ha, heat for the picture!