“This is a wife. She looks happy, doesn’t she? That is because she is on her second glass of wine.”
Wives are very complicated – do not try to understand one without reading this instruction manual. You have much to learn. You will need to get to grips with chocolate, shopping, wine and them being right all the time. You will need to learn the art of deciphering hints and clues quickly; otherwise holidays and birthdays may not run smoothly. If all else fails, and especially if she really wants to talk, retreat to the roof and fix some roof tiles.
11 comments
Dr_Lovegod
3 Jul 16#1
Very funny read.
llareggub
3 Jul 162#2
Couldn't just buy one - had to buy the husband, wife, dad, mum and mid life crisis ones. Great gifts! Thanks OP! :smile:
DexMorgan
3 Jul 16#3
Bought a few of these myself, only 50% funny and worth £3 at most.
Also this is pretty much the standard price on Amazon.
Beabee
3 Jul 16#4
Ordered Xmas gifts for family :smiley: Thank you :wink:
ingenuous64
5 Jul 163#5
Just make sure the person you are buying for has a sense of humour- I showed this to my wife and she was offended- luckily the girlfriend thought it was hilarious ;-)
tomba
5 Jul 16#6
I find this sick and offensive....to try and let us think that the complexities of The Wife could ever be explained in one simple Manual is beyond belief! The Husband...yes...we only require about 2 pages! :man:
deany76
5 Jul 16#7
"The Husband" is also available for £3.00
azda81 to deany76
5 Jul 16#8
Yeah, but for 2 pages its not worth it ... the Wife is more like the Bible in terms of pages :wink:
deany76
5 Jul 16#9
#1 best seller under "Parodies"
lokha
5 Jul 16#10
Hey OP,
Bought Husband and Wife books, have some heat and good find, hahahahaha
Cheers :smiley:
tystion
5 Jul 16#11
Don't forget free £1 credit for no rush delivery too.
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Opening post
The Husband also available at same price.
“This is a wife. She looks happy, doesn’t she? That is because she is on her second glass of wine.”
Wives are very complicated – do not try to understand one without reading this instruction manual. You have much to learn. You will need to get to grips with chocolate, shopping, wine and them being right all the time. You will need to learn the art of deciphering hints and clues quickly; otherwise holidays and birthdays may not run smoothly. If all else fails, and especially if she really wants to talk, retreat to the roof and fix some roof tiles.
11 comments
Also this is pretty much the standard price on Amazon.
Bought Husband and Wife books, have some heat and good find, hahahahaha
Cheers :smiley: