Do you get a swollen hoop after the commute to and from the office? Then this could be the solution. Cycling shorts with a silicone pad which kinda looks like a baboon's bum!
Description pulled directly from Gearbest.
Practical cycling boxers with silicone pads
With double threads pressing blank, it is smooth and wide, which is not easy to be slack
With tight blank pressing on cushion, it makes much tighter between cushion and pants
Adopting silicone cushion, it reduces shock, which is caused by striding
Elastic waistband makes you easy to wear and feel good
Grid breathable shell fabric, it has good breathability and makes it close to body
Soft, breathable and quick-drying
Suitable for cycling, riding or other outdoor activities
Great gift for your friends
Top comments
rev6
1 Jul 169#5
davidmatthewbrown7 to TheExcession
1 Jul 168#12
More padding built into the seat makes the seat larger and uncomfortable (strange but true), so padded shorts/undershorts are a simpler solution.
As for bananas :- The banana is rich in carbohydrate - an important source of energy for athletes and has significantly higher levels than any other fruit. Also, unlike most other forms of high-carbohydrate foods, it contains very little fat but is also high in fibre. The combination of fibre with the banana's three natural sugars - fructose, sucrose and glucose - means it provides a sustained boost to flagging energy levels
Plus Bananas are also an excellent recovery food for replacing potassium lost in sweating
Just when you thought those shorts couldn't get any more undignified.
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nublets2k
1 Jul 161#1
Er nah.
tepid
1 Jul 16#2
That's almost as funny as the beard hat, this will be hot :wink: heat for the find.
Gabi
1 Jul 161#3
Very BLUE OYSTER BAR...
Waterbuoy
1 Jul 164#4
Just when you thought those shorts couldn't get any more undignified.
rev6
1 Jul 169#5
rogparki
1 Jul 16#6
Sadly for all lady cyclists these are cycling underpants, meant to be worn under cycling shorts or tights :disappointed: So unless you come across "Supercycleman" wearing these pants over his tights on a country lane near you, you will be disappointed :stuck_out_tongue:
juux
1 Jul 162#7
Not entirely sure why they only show then inside out?
I never understood the design of these shorts, wouldn't it be better to have more padding built into the saddle?
Genuinely interested to know why that doesn't work.
Also guys - what's the deal with all the bananas?
wantsomepls to TheExcession
1 Jul 161#11
The chamois pad needs to be next to the skin to provide protection and prevent chafing and slipping. If you were relying on the saddle alone(which also wouldn't move with the body) you'd have to ride with the bottom half naked! ;-) Actually, a more padded saddle isn't necessarily more comfortbale over distance - the padding/gel can slide around away from where it's wanted. A correctly fitting saddle which distributes the weight well onto the "sit bones" guarantees most comfort. Over shot distances it may not matter much but the further you go the further you'll want and need to get it right!
davidmatthewbrown7 to TheExcession
1 Jul 168#12
More padding built into the seat makes the seat larger and uncomfortable (strange but true), so padded shorts/undershorts are a simpler solution.
As for bananas :- The banana is rich in carbohydrate - an important source of energy for athletes and has significantly higher levels than any other fruit. Also, unlike most other forms of high-carbohydrate foods, it contains very little fat but is also high in fibre. The combination of fibre with the banana's three natural sugars - fructose, sucrose and glucose - means it provides a sustained boost to flagging energy levels
Plus Bananas are also an excellent recovery food for replacing potassium lost in sweating
jasee
1 Jul 161#10
It seems totally unnecessary for a part of these shorts to be bright red, whether they are worn under or over anything else, you wants to look like a baboon? PS it seems that the 'silicon' pads are actually just foam.
Didn't know 'hoop' = **se **le :wink:
lloydy187
1 Jul 16#13
I have a pair like this to use on my mountain bike as most mountain bikers don't wear bib shorts like roadies! Could not cycle long distances without them! Well worth getting if you cycle a fair bit!
alexus
1 Jul 16#14
I was just thinking about how bad their English was selling to the UK market. Thought was kind of funny. But then thought now we are coming out of the single market that will be us as a country our countries trying to write our product descriptions in Chinese.
Come to think of it bet more of their students learn English than ours Chinese.
I studied German :disappointed: and French. :disappointed: Spanish in my school was looked down at and to learn that you had to first fail your German or French exam as it was seen as to easy.
Hopefully my education isn't the norm as we looked towards the single market given Spanish is worldwide far more useful than German guess that's one set of exams should have failed.
cburns
1 Jul 16#15
talks like an ars*... acts like an ars*... looks like an ars*... soft ars* :wink:
Yup as above bananas = quick energy release of sugars when needed plus longer effect of high potassium against cramps and maintaining good blood sugar levels. Also high in Vitamin C. They are cheap, readily available and easy to carry. A win all round!
c-traxx
1 Jul 16#19
I think no just for the looks
kramer2088
1 Jul 16#20
they are cycling underwear and the picture is inside out.
ssc1
1 Jul 16#21
lol.
Hull-Tommo
1 Jul 162#22
Here's the non-inside out pics
kramer2088
1 Jul 16#23
no idea why this deal is hot
Rickardo
1 Jul 16#24
Yeah, I thought they were inside out as both the pad and label are normally inward facing. I always wear a pair of boardshort type shorts over the top if/when I wear lycra anyway.
suniil
1 Jul 161#25
Looks like a toy :smiley:
alanbraggins
1 Jul 161#26
Making padding out of silicon, like computer chips, rather than silicone, would be even sillier than wearing your shorts inside out to look like a baboon.
PhilK
1 Jul 16#27
Looks like it's straight from "things to wear at a gay club" :laughing:
Besford
1 Jul 163#28
Maybe you should have studied English too!
derky
1 Jul 16#29
Jesus I thought that was some sort of gay flesh light for a minute there.....
maxrlingham
1 Jul 16#30
I thought these had a big hole in the back at first!
barron201253
1 Jul 16#31
A matching leather cap would look good with these.
dr5506
1 Jul 16#32
Don't care if inside out, still enough for a laugh. I also give thanks for the link to the lights. I've bought both for my hubby. I'm very pleased with my purchase, knowing he will be safe and comfy cycling. The comments are great but I can't think of any more puns to join in. Thanks!!!
simonbrown
1 Jul 16#33
That's actually not true, I have a gel comfort seat on my mountain bike and it's like 50,000 times more comfortable than the torture device the bike came fitted with.
Malabus
1 Jul 16#34
I'm a big baboon; do they have 5XL, our kid.
markslavin
1 Jul 16#35
Was about to say the same thing. Well played sir :man:
davidmatthewbrown7
1 Jul 16#36
Ok you're the exception to the rule, but the fact that 99% of serious cyclist use padded shorts and thin saddles which what I was going on (I use a charge spoon saddle which has next to no padding)
Madzon
1 Jul 161#37
Why would you wear something that makes you look like you just had a prolapse?
could had given more creative name like "poop pants".
mp9
1 Jul 161#45
The reason for showing them inside out is so that the pad can be assessed by the purchaser; for anyone who cycles any distance having a decent pad inside the shorts is a prime consideration; actually I am not that convinced these are that great f there were actually shorts but they are boxers. In terms of shorts the extent of the front pad / modesty panel is a consideration that is often overlooked - for cycle shorts correctly designed for men the when you hold them inside out the front panel should extend higher than the rear pad. http://www.bikeradar.com/road/gear/article/bend-in-the-road-proper-chamois-placement-is-key-39013/
Meathotukdeals
1 Jul 16#46
Just makes my brain recall #YMCA. Let's hear it for the YMCA#
brazz75 to Meathotukdeals
6 Jul 16#60
A few reason really. You move around the saddle a bit so the padding is always in the right place and your always going to have leather or plastic over the seat so it will never be as soft as having the padding actually on your bum and chunky seats look horrible on a bike.
kramer2088
1 Jul 16#47
you don't. these are Underwear and picture us inside out.
Enterpart
1 Jul 162#48
Cigar included?
Deal!!!
Monkeybumcheeks
1 Jul 161#49
Just what the doctor ordered.
Cheers OP :laughing:
puggsykes
1 Jul 16#50
Sexy
maccy1
1 Jul 163#51
Wasn't like that in my day :disappointed:
proper bib and tucker :laughing:
maxeyt
1 Jul 161#52
Utterly cold. How am I supposed to be taken seriously on my carbon framed fandango bike with these on. They dont even match my tights.
kramer2088
2 Jul 16#53
firstly you are a moron.
secondly this I a picture of inside out underwear, so you won't see any orange.
kramer2088
2 Jul 16#54
crawl back under your rocj
AceRimmer15
2 Jul 16#55
I'm sure these help with comfort, but are people actually out in public wearing these? I suppose embarrassment is all relevant... Given how some cyclists already dress, these probably aren't much of a step up :wink:
foolchild
2 Jul 16#56
Heat just for the name. Bloody love it.
steve252
3 Jul 16#57
I see what you did there...
BananaBread
3 Jul 16#58
They should incorporate the cushioning into the seat, not the shorts! What happens if a baboon in heat sees you :s
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Description pulled directly from Gearbest.
Practical cycling boxers with silicone pads
With double threads pressing blank, it is smooth and wide, which is not easy to be slack
With tight blank pressing on cushion, it makes much tighter between cushion and pants
Adopting silicone cushion, it reduces shock, which is caused by striding
Elastic waistband makes you easy to wear and feel good
Grid breathable shell fabric, it has good breathability and makes it close to body
Soft, breathable and quick-drying
Suitable for cycling, riding or other outdoor activities
Great gift for your friends
Top comments
As for bananas :- The banana is rich in carbohydrate - an important source of energy for athletes and has significantly higher levels than any other fruit. Also, unlike most other forms of high-carbohydrate foods, it contains very little fat but is also high in fibre. The combination of fibre with the banana's three natural sugars - fructose, sucrose and glucose - means it provides a sustained boost to flagging energy levels
Plus Bananas are also an excellent recovery food for replacing potassium lost in sweating
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Genuinely interested to know why that doesn't work.
Also guys - what's the deal with all the bananas?
As for bananas :- The banana is rich in carbohydrate - an important source of energy for athletes and has significantly higher levels than any other fruit. Also, unlike most other forms of high-carbohydrate foods, it contains very little fat but is also high in fibre. The combination of fibre with the banana's three natural sugars - fructose, sucrose and glucose - means it provides a sustained boost to flagging energy levels
Plus Bananas are also an excellent recovery food for replacing potassium lost in sweating
Didn't know 'hoop' = **se **le :wink:
Come to think of it bet more of their students learn English than ours Chinese.
I studied German :disappointed: and French. :disappointed: Spanish in my school was looked down at and to learn that you had to first fail your German or French exam as it was seen as to easy.
Hopefully my education isn't the norm as we looked towards the single market given Spanish is worldwide far more useful than German guess that's one set of exams should have failed.
http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Hot-Women-Men-Bicycle-Cycling-Bike-Underwear-Gel-3D-Padded-Short-Shorts-Pants-UK-/371474757020?var=&hash=item567d9ef59c:m:mBU6y_SqHwQYEbBlOZrgHbg
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:laughing:
Deal!!!
Cheers OP :laughing:
proper bib and tucker :laughing:
secondly this I a picture of inside out underwear, so you won't see any orange.