The Café René, at the heart of the picturesque town of Nouvion in occupied France, is a hot-bed of war-time intrigue. Look around and you’ll see the Resistance, the Communists, the German army, the Gestapo, the Royal Air Force and one Officer Crabtree (sent from “British Ontelligence Headquitters”), all in various disguises. But just where is the painting of The Fallen Madonna With The Big Boobies by Van Clomp? There’s only one way to find out...
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FantasyDeals
27 Jul 168#1
I am officer crabtree. i wark for British Ontelligence bot I have disgeezed maseelf as a poloceman so I am oble to move aboot with complate frodom.
srp111
27 Jul 166#8
you stupid woman :wink:
937666
27 Jul 166#2
maccy1
27 Jul 166#3
...ok twice :man: heat added FD :laughing:
Latest comments (28)
harry10orange
28 Jul 16#28
I was just p1ssing by...
Jakabok
28 Jul 16#27
I blame this show for my lifelong stockings and suspenders fetish!
darthybaby
28 Jul 16#26
Still use the "You stupid woman" Rene quote on the wife every day...... Have some heat
I am officer crabtree. i wark for British Ontelligence bot I have disgeezed maseelf as a poloceman so I am oble to move aboot with complate frodom.
MoreBeer77 to FantasyDeals
27 Jul 161#17
Good Moaning...
calumlegend
27 Jul 161#16
Hot because it's brilliant.
ScoobyZ
27 Jul 16#14
Nice one hot.
Ordered as haven't seen many of these
wolf47wolf
27 Jul 16#13
"i was just **** by" and i noticed the deal...
rachelandgromit
27 Jul 161#12
I totally loved this is a kid, I didn't really understand it at the time though but it still made me laugh....
CharlesCalthrop
27 Jul 161#11
I haven't seen this since it was originally broadcast but already the catchphrases are returning Total Recall style.. Fallen Madonna, flashing knobs, my little tank... Heil'a Mussolini!
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The Café René, at the heart of the picturesque town of Nouvion in occupied France, is a hot-bed of war-time intrigue. Look around and you’ll see the Resistance, the Communists, the German army, the Gestapo, the Royal Air Force and one Officer Crabtree (sent from “British Ontelligence Headquitters”), all in various disguises. But just where is the painting of The Fallen Madonna With The Big Boobies by Van Clomp? There’s only one way to find out...
Top comments
I am officer crabtree. i wark for British Ontelligence bot I have disgeezed maseelf as a poloceman so I am oble to move aboot with complate frodom.
...ok twice :man: heat added FD :laughing:
Latest comments (28)
Heat added :smile:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i1DehHND8pY&list=RDi1DehHND8pY#t=15
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=duX4tIFocvY
I am officer crabtree. i wark for British Ontelligence bot I have disgeezed maseelf as a poloceman so I am oble to move aboot with complate frodom.
Ordered as haven't seen many of these
Oh wait...don't answer that :laughing:
:laughing:
...ok twice :man: heat added FD :laughing: