The Café René, at the heart of the picturesque town of Nouvion in occupied France, is a hot-bed of war-time intrigue. Look around and you’ll see the Resistance, the Communists, the German army, the Gestapo, the Royal Air Force and one Officer Crabtree (sent from “British Ontelligence Headquitters”), all in various disguises. But just where is the painting of The Fallen Madonna With The Big Boobies by Van Clomp? There’s only one way to find out...
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FantasyDeals
27 Jul 168#1
I am officer crabtree. i wark for British Ontelligence bot I have disgeezed maseelf as a poloceman so I am oble to move aboot with complate frodom.
srp111
27 Jul 166#8
you stupid woman :wink:
937666
27 Jul 166#2
maccy1
27 Jul 166#3
...ok twice :man: heat added FD :laughing:
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FantasyDeals
27 Jul 168#1
I am officer crabtree. i wark for British Ontelligence bot I have disgeezed maseelf as a poloceman so I am oble to move aboot with complate frodom.
MoreBeer77 to FantasyDeals
27 Jul 161#17
Good Moaning...
937666
27 Jul 166#2
maccy1
27 Jul 166#3
...ok twice :man: heat added FD :laughing:
thewongwing101
27 Jul 165#4
maccy1
27 Jul 165#5
:laughing:
thewongwing101
27 Jul 164#6
maccy1
27 Jul 163#7
Oh wait...don't answer that :laughing:
srp111
27 Jul 166#8
you stupid woman :wink:
shabbird
27 Jul 164#9
Heat given for the memories. :smirk:
markjean
27 Jul 161#10
First few series actually very good.
CharlesCalthrop
27 Jul 161#11
I haven't seen this since it was originally broadcast but already the catchphrases are returning Total Recall style.. Fallen Madonna, flashing knobs, my little tank... Heil'a Mussolini!
rachelandgromit
27 Jul 161#12
I totally loved this is a kid, I didn't really understand it at the time though but it still made me laugh....
wolf47wolf
27 Jul 16#13
"i was just **** by" and i noticed the deal...
ScoobyZ
27 Jul 16#14
Nice one hot.
Ordered as haven't seen many of these
fishmaster
27 Jul 16#15
This is a relic that's of its age, and best left in the past.
hmv4u to fishmaster
27 Jul 163#23
couldn't agree less !
calumlegend
27 Jul 161#16
Hot because it's brilliant.
fishmaster
27 Jul 163#18
The best thing about the series was the character Maria Recaimer, who left after the 3rd series and was replaced by a gonk.
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The Café René, at the heart of the picturesque town of Nouvion in occupied France, is a hot-bed of war-time intrigue. Look around and you’ll see the Resistance, the Communists, the German army, the Gestapo, the Royal Air Force and one Officer Crabtree (sent from “British Ontelligence Headquitters”), all in various disguises. But just where is the painting of The Fallen Madonna With The Big Boobies by Van Clomp? There’s only one way to find out...
Top comments
I am officer crabtree. i wark for British Ontelligence bot I have disgeezed maseelf as a poloceman so I am oble to move aboot with complate frodom.
...ok twice :man: heat added FD :laughing:
All comments (28)
I am officer crabtree. i wark for British Ontelligence bot I have disgeezed maseelf as a poloceman so I am oble to move aboot with complate frodom.
...ok twice :man: heat added FD :laughing:
:laughing:
Oh wait...don't answer that :laughing:
Ordered as haven't seen many of these
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i1DehHND8pY&list=RDi1DehHND8pY#t=15
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=duX4tIFocvY
Heat added :smile: