Product marketing at its best.

Very apt name!!! Heat just for that!

I think there is one. It is the only way to explain how she is always so full of $h¡€ ............

Deal is off, price is up. I emailed a couple of questions about it on Friday but got no reply till today(Tuesday). That's salesmanship, keep them waiting if you know the price is going up.

just had to comment saying what a name!

No that's fine, we all very much appreciate any small typos and grammatical errors being highlighted, it's good to know there's always someone out there making sure we are being corrected. :smile:

and your name should be capitalised.. so?

Complements (with an 'e'), please.
(Sorry to be a smug git, but compliments / complements is one of my pet hates. :smiley: )

Heat just for a name :smile:

Doesn't she have anus horriblis? :/

You've been taking your dumps in Narnia?

Sh*t in the wardrobe.

Perhaps the urinal has a waste disposal unit.

All the way upstairs to take a dump? That sounds much to like hard work :wink:

I think this item is going to get panned.

silly, it means like uranus its 'out of this world'!

There are plenty of unattached women around!

Voted hot because it actually is a good price. Brilliant name too :-)

The queen

"Usual sexist drivel ?" but you only joined HUKdeals today? Happy Bidet chazburt

A nice little jobby. :smiley:

Hilary Clinton

uranus is going to get red hot

does it allow to charge your phone?

According to my ex wife, her, now that we are divorced!

Thought about buying one of these , now I cannot be A---- .

Wonder if they do it in blood red

'Uranus back to wall'
Sounds a bit homophobic...

Is it really called that?! Heat for the name alone!

All jokes aside, if you're seriously considering buying this, my mum has one similar in her house and the "thermoset toilet seat with soft-closing hinges" usually means that the seat won't stay up on it's own, so if you're a man wanting to stand up and use it, you have to be sort of standing sideways to it and hold the lid up with your knee whilst you do the business...

who the hell would name a toilet Uranus, lol

People - take note ... delivery in 'Approx 2 Working Days'

With it being Friday, I'm not sure this is such a great deal ... I won't be able to hold out that long.

:smirk:

Uranus toilet pan? You're taking the p***

First the ballsack bike light, and now this, what next?

it's the same universal ( Chinese ) BTW pan , each company use their own name, we name it G2k and Vital

Cold. Not an Apple product.

After pondering this purchase for a while, I've opted to go instead for the sibling model Urhairyanus

Opinions are like Uranus.....Everyone`s got one.

What was it that Neptune said to Pluto???

Funniest post/posts I've seen in a long time!

I'm speechless! :smile:

Not every woman is married :P

No, I've still got an upstairs toilet. Just got rid of the toilet downstairs and put in a urinal.

​No, only you. And every single person who commented before you!

Heat simply for the name!!

Had to read that twice. Thought you said back hole bidet!

It just requires a bit of imagination > link.:wink:

lol

Butt sitting in a urinal to poop is so much hassle and if it's one of those auto flush then you get a rather wet back. I don't recommend.

Be a bit messy when you need a No. 2 though.......

Seriously!! Having just scrolled past a photo of K.H? :confused:

From the 'Uranus' collection LMAO, they can't be serious!?

thanks, already have a semi :wink:

my Uranus looks like that :wink:

You can get a Uranus Semi as well :confused:

http://www.heatandplumb.com/acatalog/prestige-klpk034-uranus-basin-and-semi-pedestal.html

My Cousin
She isn't married.

Not ..... Urethra Franklin?

I think there is one. It is the only way to explain how she is always so full of $h¡€ ............

Not a wee comment on the spec of the toilet itself! Shameful.

Prestige Uranus KLPK089 Toilet Features:
•Supplied with back-to-wall vitreous china toilet pan
• Includes thermoset toilet seat with soft-closing hinges
•Will accept concealed toilet cistern (not supplied but available separately)
•Compatible with a range of WC units
•Simplicity and value-for-money - part of the contract Uranus range
•All fixings required for installation are included in the price
•Superb build quality from one of the worlds-leading factories
•5 Year Guarantee is included as standard

Need to add another £65 for the recommended back to wall cistern taking this to £113 for the full toilet. Is that an incredible price for a standard looking back-to-wall toilet?

Also, there are no specs of the height of the toilet (seat). Look a bit low to me.

Sounds like a bum deal if ya ask me.

Dont care about the price - get a hot vote just on the product name :smiley: made me smile

On average if you say anus 2.4 times it will make anyone laugh out loud, try it at a meeting this afternoon
Anus, Anus, An.....

what do you do for no. 2's

Must feel like your down the pub every night!

I got rid of the toilet and installed a urinal and hand-dryer in my house. So convenient.

Best name ever!

what size does it accept at most??

Last time I used Uranus I suffered a ballcock failure which took me weeks to sort out. Everyone needs to be very careful when dealing with Uranus - if it sounds too cheap or looks too good to be true, it probably is. Make sure you measure and inspect everything first - double check everything fits and is in good working order. With hindsight, I wish I'd paid more and avoided Uranus entirely.

People are busy er....probing Uranus......:laughing:

I'm guessing it was deliberate

Ha ha!

The gags on here are so b****

I expected better puns. D- so far.

This enterprising company also sell a Star Trek special edition - calked the 'Captain's Log'

They don't do one, they have the Urethra though if that helps :wink:

Well it will certainly see a few moons.

Hmm, not sure if the price has bottomed out on this yet

I suppose the next thing you're be telling me that it was invented by Thomas Crapper......first name John.

This seems like a cock and ball (bull) post. Joke :smile:

Usual sexist drivel. Where is the Urfanny product ? :stuck_out_tongue:

No interest in buying a new toilet but clicked this thread anyway purely for the HUKD entertainment factor. Thanks for not letting me down.

I just noticed it is 'part of the contract Uranus range'
Wondering if they are particularly good for people with a large bum?

Hmmm , Considering getting either this or the Urdick Urinal ...... not sure I need the 2 in 1 !!

Should have called it urrectum

dont know if anyone has seen the funny naming of this? 'uranus'?
get it?
haha!



:smirk:

After one for a while now feeling flush anybody dealt with these before ? all reviews this week only don't know if there **** or not

It's early in the day but I'm expecting to see this to be the hottest deal today.

Now just waiting to see "Uranus Back to Wall Toilet Pan"on the HUKD email update :smile:

Just a wee comment

Up vote for the toilet humor

Can't believe nobody realised or highlighted the name to the person that decided to call it that at the company! Brilliant

This is delightful.

Compliments their Black Hole bidet.

With a name like that (rings around Uranus ?) wonder if it's a joke toilet ? Rubber, maybe ? Sprays back at you what you put in ? :laughing:

Very apt name!!! Heat just for that!

Product marketing at its best.