...that username, really?!

You ought to have seen the queue at the fish & chop down Salt burn pier at the last bank holiday. It was crazy long, right past the car park!

Where are the propellers?

Alright for the Catherine Cookson trail if memory serves me well. To be fair not much else though .

Hartburn is a pleasant place to live, but I'm not saying it's as nice as the best parts of London.

A place is what you make of it, with the people you care aboout. My southern friends love it here, with the great coast line within half an hour drive and the same withe the moors, and lake district not that far away.

My dad worked at Head Wrightson.

Thanks, great deal!

The strange abundance of creepy pervs on HUKD remains strong I see.

Totally agree she is ready and waiting

Possibly handy for Tall Trees nightclub if that place still exists! And Croft racing circuit too.

I have stayed here and certainly would not recommend it. You do not stay in the mill. the rooms are damp smelling and our bed was propped up on off cuts of wood.

You should remember Yorkshire men invented t'mobile long before T Mobile thought of calling themselves T Mobile

​all bring your room keys :wink:

Not sure I can think of any lovely parts of Stockton. A few of historic interest maybe, but I struggle with the lovely bit. I was born there and lived there for years. I also lived in London for a while. The worst bits of London are certainly worse than the worst bits of Stockton, but the best bits are a lot better than the best bits of Stockton. Incidentally, my granddad used to row a ferry boat across the river where the Princess of Wales Bridge now is. Across the South side used to be Head Wrightsons. I don't think he'd recognise it if he were still here.

Yarm is pleasant, Stockton no more horrible than London, Manchester, Newcastle; some lovely parts and some not so lovely parts. A few in between parts too :smile:

In the olden days, I think the district of Cleveland was part of North Yorkshire, I have an old map at home somewhere with the old County borders and so on. Stockton is horrible, but Yarm is a beautiful little village.

So no naked jucuzzi??

no dogs ,I thought

"Staff speaks English"

Comes in handy for when they're making the beds or doing the vacuuming....

'Staff speaks English'.

Do they mean the staff speak English? Or is there a Staffie there that can speak?

...that username, really?!

Technically Yarm is deemed to be part of North Yorkshire for ceremonial purposes.:wink:
Oh and Ingleby Barwick and Stockton are as well.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/North_Yorkshire

Yarm is in North Yorkshire for ceremonial purposes.:wink:

I would wager her hubby would not be too bothered about her warming the Prosecco too much. She looks well up for it. :man:

Correct. Unitary authority of Stockton on Tees.
Yarm's actually quite a nice place but this B & B isn't actually in Yarm.

... MOET warming by an open fire...

Yarm / Ingleby Barwick are not in North Yorkshire...

I've never seen anyone warm prosecco before. Even with a bag on her head, her actions would still make her out to be blonde

beautiful Yarm. love it. lived here all my life so biased but yeah gorgeous place

I nearly booked, but I don't think the wife would be happy, with a middle aged blonde woman smirking at us!...???

A very strange picture to have for a hotel ad?!



It's the ninth picture out of eleven on there.

It's not cheap for a double room in a b&b with an outside bath.

I have. Once and once only. That was enough for me. If I was going to recommend an area for people to base themselves, it wouldn't be there. Either down into the Dales or further south in the Moors but not right up there. York's a bit spendy so I wouldn't necessarily be saying people should base themselves in the city itself. Each to their own .

can I bring t' whippet.

Yarm? Oh dear. Between Darlo and boro probably isn't everyone's idea of the best if locations in North Yorkshire....

Is it just me.... from what I can work out the hottub is communal?

Guest lounge with open fire, gardens, outdoor heated spa
Dining conservatory serving breakfast
Check-in from 3pm, check-out by 11am
Complimentary Wi-Fi; Staff speaks English; Pets not allowed


Hmm, seems an odd thing to be pointing out for a hotel in North Yorkshire!
I mean, i know they're a bit odd up that way, but surely we should'nt need google translate? :smile:

This place is just round the corner from me. It is a well run B & B and yes the hot tub is communal. Its literally a 1 minute walk to the nearest pub The Fox Covert. Yarm is a lovely place especially the High Street. However this is a good 5-10 minute drive to Yarm and is actually just on the edge of Ingleby Berwick (largest private housing estate in Europe). It's a good base from which to explore North Yorkshire by car but, it's not set in the middle of nowhere and has the estate one side with a school the other.

I bet you're a real looker !

Shes ok, if you dont like blondes... take black sack with you :smile:

Here's the different options you can choose from for your stay (based on 2 people sharing)

£59 for 1 night
£75 for 1 night with breakfast
£109 for 2 nights
£125 for 2 nights with breakfast