I also like to live dangerously:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b6_IZK-1naY
I sometimes buy the Turners 'luxury' chocolates from Poundland. Worth a go if you like (IMO slightly sickly/fatty) Roses/Quality Street like chocolates for less cash.
Personally I like All Gold, Toblerone Minis and Miniature Heroes. I usually never buy assortments, as they're for quitters not real chocoholics. Straight up bars of sugar/fat wonderfulness like Dairy Milk, Toblerone, Milka. Or value bars. They even make you bend right down for the value bars, meaning you work hard and burn off a few calories to get 100 grams of milk chocolate for just 39p. I buy 'em anyway, because f**k 'em I'm that hard.
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My posts amuse me, even if they sometimes don't amuse anyone else.

I buy these occasionally. I like the element of surprise/danger. :smile:

innit's even funnier.

I can!!

misshape is a funny word innit

Not a deal - they are always this price - and you can't guarantee the contents, my last pack had M&S chocolates in them (I know because it was that signature white & milk chocolate lozenge that has the logo on it). Also I've had a few with mint chocolate in them - it only takes one mint chocolate to taint the whole packet!

As aLV426 says, they are always this price and the contents can vary BUT it is still a good deal. Only problem is, you can't eat a full bag without feeling sick!

If you are lucky and you get untainted chocolates and they are Thorntons and they are less than 99p then, yes I would say it's a deal. However as I have mentioned before you can't guarantee the contents - I had a pack with honey filled chocolates (don't think there are Thorntons!) and they had broken and coated everything - real sticky mess! My last pack had freeze dried strawberry pieces in blocks of bitter dark chocolate...

Try harder:
http://www.thorntons.co.uk/product/Classics-Toffee-Fudge-Caramel-Collection-285g/1417.uts Thats 285g for £4

Also both Tescos and Home Bargains stock the 94g Classics Milk chocolate range for 99p That's 94g for 99p... (or about 350g for under £4)

​Ha ha. Ok, that's a bit cheaper, but they're basic ranges and cheaper chocs. But still, £4 or 99p? I've had quite a few and always been Thorntons. Always. I suspect your Honey thing may have been from a Spring or Easter selection perhaps.

I see you put a lot more effort into criticising deals rather than posting them. Try not to lose any sleep over it. It's just a cheap bag of chocs.

"Luxury" "misshapes"? Nah

Also, I actually bought these before and they were mostly gross, hard, dry, stale, coffee-flavoured chocolates. Yuk!

​lololololololo your funny bro!...RESPECT! !... WAGWAN