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Netflix and Chill – what started out as innocently curling up on the sofa and tucking into a bit of 'Breaking Bad' has beautifully metamorphosed into a euphemism for casually hooking up.
However, such is the engrossing nature of this activity, young people are no longer finding the time to eat properly. The phenomenon is resulting in widespread malnutrition and a distinct lack of energy, so we've teamed up with the world's greatest online streaming service to bring you – Netflix and Grill. Think of it as the main course for after the inter… course.
For a small addition to your regular Netflix subscription we will deliver two fresh ready meals directly to your door, all you have to do is choose a convenient time slot from within the Netflix app. There are meat and vegan options to choose from and these post-coital feasts are packed with all of the vitamins and nutrients a lusty millennial needs.
Just pop the compact tins under a pre-heated grill and carry on "watching" your favourite Netflix show, they'll be ready to eat in no more than 8 minutes which should give you (and/or your Tinder date) plenty of time to climax at least once.
Don't let the dreadful wordplay fool you, this is the first in a long line of upcoming Netflix bolt-on services designed to increase your productivity without deviating from the task at hand (casual sex whilst watching 'House of Cards' out of the corner of your eye).
Netflix and Quill - Finally pen that romantic novel
Netflix and Drill - Put up that new spice rack
Netflix and Swill - Keep your breath fresh and gums healthy
Netflix and Bill - Chase up those old, unsettled debts
Netflix and Krill - Take care of a small crustacean
Netflix and Will - Think about those you'll leave behind
Netflix and Dill - Garnish a delicious salmon dinner
13 comments
DAZZ2000
1 Apr 16#1
Seems like a bargain to me; Netflix subscription not included :stuck_out_tongue:
ili
1 Apr 161#2
April foooooooools hahahahahapahapahhahahahpaha.
pottercarl1 to ili
2 Apr 162#10
Well done captain obvious
qwerta369
1 Apr 16#3
:confused:
DAZZ2000
1 Apr 163#4
I've also pre ordered the "Netflix and drill" :stuck_out_tongue:
BigOrkWaaagh
1 Apr 162#5
I prefer Netflix and kill. :man:
DAZZ2000 to BigOrkWaaagh
1 Apr 16#7
Yeah...I think it's fair to say that one definitely has a limited (psychopathic) audience :stuck_out_tongue:
therealclaireh
1 Apr 16#6
What about prime & wine for amazon prime video users get a bottle or three of wine delivered to drink while you whine that everything you look up either doesn't exist or isn't on prime
gavinblack79
2 Apr 16#8
I misread the word 'tucking' after curling up on the sofa.
benjammin316
2 Apr 16#9
Hilarious
jsty3105
2 Apr 16#11
Deal no longer available ;p Pity it was one day only
qwerta369 to jsty3105
2 Apr 16#12
Yes. They were available only for one day. Really.
jsty3105
2 Apr 16#13
Some days I'd like Aprils Fools day to be longer - the gag products and services are great to sift through. Then again. wouldn't nearly be as much fun I think if it wasn't condensed to a single day!
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Netflix and Chill – what started out as innocently curling up on the sofa and tucking into a bit of 'Breaking Bad' has beautifully metamorphosed into a euphemism for casually hooking up.
However, such is the engrossing nature of this activity, young people are no longer finding the time to eat properly. The phenomenon is resulting in widespread malnutrition and a distinct lack of energy, so we've teamed up with the world's greatest online streaming service to bring you – Netflix and Grill. Think of it as the main course for after the inter… course.
For a small addition to your regular Netflix subscription we will deliver two fresh ready meals directly to your door, all you have to do is choose a convenient time slot from within the Netflix app. There are meat and vegan options to choose from and these post-coital feasts are packed with all of the vitamins and nutrients a lusty millennial needs.
Just pop the compact tins under a pre-heated grill and carry on "watching" your favourite Netflix show, they'll be ready to eat in no more than 8 minutes which should give you (and/or your Tinder date) plenty of time to climax at least once.
Don't let the dreadful wordplay fool you, this is the first in a long line of upcoming Netflix bolt-on services designed to increase your productivity without deviating from the task at hand (casual sex whilst watching 'House of Cards' out of the corner of your eye).
Netflix and Quill - Finally pen that romantic novel
Netflix and Drill - Put up that new spice rack
Netflix and Swill - Keep your breath fresh and gums healthy
Netflix and Bill - Chase up those old, unsettled debts
Netflix and Krill - Take care of a small crustacean
Netflix and Will - Think about those you'll leave behind
Netflix and Dill - Garnish a delicious salmon dinner
13 comments