48 ?

Forty bloody eight ?????

I've been married 20 years.

If I buy this, does somebody want to buy 40 Durex Elite condoms off me in 20 years time ???

I'd be lucky if I've ever had it 48 times.

Fulfilled by amazon ..... I prefer to fill my own thanks ;-)...usually half way

What's wrong with using a sandwich bag and elastic band???

He blows it up and does balloon tricks, top clown, the ladies love it!

Might try these if they are ultra fine as I know a trick that's surprises most females.

Who's here for the comments?

Haha, hukd never disappoints in the comments section.

What's the expiry date for the other 47? These might last a while haha!!

Damn, no XXL :disappointed:

anyone interested in a split on this deal ...

Haha! The comments on having a gf and marriage!
So you know this! Why do you do it?
Do not ever think that marriage or having a gf move on will lead to sex on tap!!
You might as well cut it off as it'll be no use at all to you!!!

Say you had a issue with your order and you contact Amazon : "Hi, what order are you referring to?"
Customer: "The 48pack Condoms"
Lol

In the groceries section.
Are these eatble?

Go to eBay and search for 48 durex condoms, it's not hard... yet.

OOS but more due 8th April.

Cheaper on eBay.
£7.99 for 48 mixed
£8.25 for 48 tropical
£8.35 for 48 elite
£8.39 for 48 extra safe

This is as cold as my bed.

And these are the best ones I've ever used.

just like a babys dummy your supposed to put it in your mouth and lubricate it before inserting it so lube shouldn't be a problem ;-)

​I'll tell you for free..

You might think fortnightly is great now....but fast forward a few years.... when your 'man' will think once a month is ok & you will be demanding it every 3-4 days...& he will not be able to.

And then you'll regret all those times when you said no....

So be a good wife & give it to him once a week....& he'll love you for it. :wink:

extra lubrication - have you never heard of mum spit?

Friend used to get 200pk box of a generic brand for £5, his a dad now. I guess that's what you call false economy :wink:

And if 48 is too many for you:
£4.25 for 24 elite
£4.28 for 24 extra safe
£4.38 for 24 pleasuremax
£4.39 for 24 comfort
£4.39 for 24 classic

And if 24's still to much for you can get 1 for 99p

Check ebay for prime member price plus free delivery.

2 weeks supply of posh **** :smile:

Shame it's not the close fit ones for my bf

Cheap for a lifetime supply

Anyone who buys three packs is grossly oversexed! :wink:

These years ago would of lasted a few days, now I've got my own place with my gf I'm lucky if we do it once a week so they would probably last a year, how times change

thanks OP, thats me sorted for the next few years!

48 ?

Forty bloody eight ?????

I've been married 20 years.

If I buy this, does somebody want to buy 40 Durex Elite condoms off me in 20 years time ???

Be lucky if these last until the menopause

I'd be lucky if I've ever had it 48 times.

I always thought elite was going bare back?

Don't be a fool wrap your tool lads

mmmm extra lubrication. when spit just won't cut it.

Hot!!

Fulfilled by amazon ..... I prefer to fill my own thanks ;-)...usually half way

Hey, condoms. You're so fine. You're so fine you blow my mind. In fact, your ultra fine. That's how fine you are.

This deal, while excellent, will lead to a marked decline in Johnny Cash.