48 ?

Forty bloody eight ?????

I've been married 20 years.

If I buy this, does somebody want to buy 40 Durex Elite condoms off me in 20 years time ???

I'd be lucky if I've ever had it 48 times.

Fulfilled by amazon ..... I prefer to fill my own thanks ;-)...usually half way

Hey, condoms. You're so fine. You're so fine you blow my mind. In fact, your ultra fine. That's how fine you are.

This deal, while excellent, will lead to a marked decline in Johnny Cash.

Fulfilled by amazon ..... I prefer to fill my own thanks ;-)...usually half way

In the groceries section.
Are these eatble?

Hot!!

mmmm extra lubrication. when spit just won't cut it.

Don't be a fool wrap your tool lads

I always thought elite was going bare back?

I'd be lucky if I've ever had it 48 times.

Be lucky if these last until the menopause

48 ?

Forty bloody eight ?????

I've been married 20 years.

If I buy this, does somebody want to buy 40 Durex Elite condoms off me in 20 years time ???

These years ago would of lasted a few days, now I've got my own place with my gf I'm lucky if we do it once a week so they would probably last a year, how times change

thanks OP, thats me sorted for the next few years!

Anyone who buys three packs is grossly oversexed! :wink:

Cheap for a lifetime supply

Shame it's not the close fit ones for my bf

Who's here for the comments?

Haha, hukd never disappoints in the comments section.

2 weeks supply of posh **** :smile:

OOS but more due 8th April.

Check ebay for prime member price plus free delivery.

Cheaper on eBay.
£7.99 for 48 mixed
£8.25 for 48 tropical
£8.35 for 48 elite
£8.39 for 48 extra safe

This is as cold as my bed.

And if 48 is too many for you:
£4.25 for 24 elite
£4.28 for 24 extra safe
£4.38 for 24 pleasuremax
£4.39 for 24 comfort
£4.39 for 24 classic

And if 24's still to much for you can get 1 for 99p

Friend used to get 200pk box of a generic brand for £5, his a dad now. I guess that's what you call false economy :wink:

extra lubrication - have you never heard of mum spit?

​I'll tell you for free..

You might think fortnightly is great now....but fast forward a few years.... when your 'man' will think once a month is ok & you will be demanding it every 3-4 days...& he will not be able to.

And then you'll regret all those times when you said no....

So be a good wife & give it to him once a week....& he'll love you for it. :wink:

just like a babys dummy your supposed to put it in your mouth and lubricate it before inserting it so lube shouldn't be a problem ;-)

And these are the best ones I've ever used.

Go to eBay and search for 48 durex condoms, it's not hard... yet.

Say you had a issue with your order and you contact Amazon : "Hi, what order are you referring to?"
Customer: "The 48pack Condoms"
Lol

Damn, no XXL :disappointed:

Haha! The comments on having a gf and marriage!
So you know this! Why do you do it?
Do not ever think that marriage or having a gf move on will lead to sex on tap!!
You might as well cut it off as it'll be no use at all to you!!!

anyone interested in a split on this deal ...

What's the expiry date for the other 47? These might last a while haha!!

Might try these if they are ultra fine as I know a trick that's surprises most females.

He blows it up and does balloon tricks, top clown, the ladies love it!

What's wrong with using a sandwich bag and elastic band???