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Big juicy melons now £1.00 at asda.
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Big juicy melons now £1.00 at asda.

£1 Asda18 Dec 15
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huntski
16 Dec 15
Bargain I thought.
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Mark2111
16 Dec 15 21 #1
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2ManyKids
16 Dec 15 10 #3
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steverichards1972
16 Dec 15 9 #5
... dammit! ... I had a boob joke too, but I've forgotten what it was ... it's somehow slipped my mammory ...
:confused:
u0421793
16 Dec 15 6 #13
I’m disappointed in the lack of information in this thread. Which type of melons are being referred to here (please state the scientific latin name according Linnaeus classification, to avoid mispurchasing — thanks). I mean, what if I go there and reach out and grasp an unspecified fleshy globe in the fruit aisle, instead of the ones referred to in this offer? I’d feel a right tit.
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Mark2111
16 Dec 15 21 #1
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16 Dec 15 5 #2
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16 Dec 15 10 #3
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steverichards1972
16 Dec 15 9 #5
... dammit! ... I had a boob joke too, but I've forgotten what it was ... it's somehow slipped my mammory ...
:confused:
Stevejp
16 Dec 15 4 #6
Hot for the title alone :-)
hotmik to Stevejp
16 Dec 15 2 #8
Thank you
napster24
16 Dec 15 3 #7
"Big juicy melons now" i said that to one of the female staff, i got slapped!
Bades
16 Dec 15 3 #9
I like bacon on mine! http://38.media.tumblr.com/6bd136fbc7b977e8c4ba7bc5467d1c8f/tumblr_ml1p75rA8n1qf5do9o1_500.gif
Mr Weasle to Bades
16 Dec 15 1 #11
Just pop in a thick sausage and ....yum yum yum :confused:
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