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You make it brown yourself however you choose to do it!

I picked up two of these for 99p from ebay if anyone has trouble getting one.
They actually work quite well and weigh nothing.

only opened to read the comments

White & Black

Awesome, cheers OP!

Can't be bothered fitting full guards on my new road bike so this might do the trick for a bit

Wow, these dropped down to £3 recently, and I was seriously considering ordering then (as these retail at £5) but for £1 I think I'll go for one of each colour! HOT

Description reads;
Ass Saver Original MudguardProtect your behind with the Ass Saver Original Mudguard. Now in its third generation, this mudguard folds up when not in use and is easy to install without tools. A breeze to mount, once it's in place it stays in place, and you can rest assured that you won't go home bathed in mud

:confused: are you sure it's not a..... :laughing:

The picture and description looked like just what I needed, then I find its for a bike.
Off to Lovehoney then.

Thanks, OP. My mate has one of these and it's definitely worth a quid. Reserved a couple to collect.

Colour other than red?

Wow! I never thought I'd see something marketed like this! Have some heat...

B plug?

I've got one of these, stops the mud flying up your ass and back when cycling. doesn't stop the spray tho.

there is a joke in there somewhere

did OP miss a 'h' between 's' and 'a' in the second word of the title?

NOTSUREIFBUTTPLUG

How's it saving your ass ? (Shudder) Looks more like a kid's plastic H-Man sword

nope, no fat ass savers available :disappointed:

any for a fat bike?

Thanks

This is a butt plug right? oh..

Cheers

anyone else read this as ass shaver?

Cheers, got a black one reserved at my local store.

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are these effective against same sex male attacks :wink:

I thought this was something you put on over a big ass :laughing:

Just a £1 will save your ass..... but not your donkey :confused: