Hot for rude word

Just a £1 will save your ass..... but not your donkey :confused:

I thought this was something you put on over a big ass :laughing:

Awesome, cheers OP!

Can't be bothered fitting full guards on my new road bike so this might do the trick for a bit

are these effective against same sex male attacks :wink:

Hot for rude word

Cheers, got a black one reserved at my local store.

anyone else read this as ass shaver?

Cheers

This is a butt plug right? oh..

Thanks

any for a fat bike?

nope, no fat ass savers available :disappointed:

How's it saving your ass ? (Shudder) Looks more like a kid's plastic H-Man sword

NOTSUREIFBUTTPLUG

did OP miss a 'h' between 's' and 'a' in the second word of the title?

I've got one of these, stops the mud flying up your ass and back when cycling. doesn't stop the spray tho.

there is a joke in there somewhere

B plug?

Wow! I never thought I'd see something marketed like this! Have some heat...

Colour other than red?

Thanks, OP. My mate has one of these and it's definitely worth a quid. Reserved a couple to collect.

The picture and description looked like just what I needed, then I find its for a bike.
Off to Lovehoney then.

Description reads;
Ass Saver Original MudguardProtect your behind with the Ass Saver Original Mudguard. Now in its third generation, this mudguard folds up when not in use and is easy to install without tools. A breeze to mount, once it's in place it stays in place, and you can rest assured that you won't go home bathed in mud

:confused: are you sure it's not a..... :laughing:

Wow, these dropped down to £3 recently, and I was seriously considering ordering then (as these retail at £5) but for £1 I think I'll go for one of each colour! HOT

White & Black

only opened to read the comments

I picked up two of these for 99p from ebay if anyone has trouble getting one.
They actually work quite well and weigh nothing.

You make it brown yourself however you choose to do it!