I’m not sure if you can hear me over how awesome I am, so listen closely. There are a few important things I need to say before you crack into the insanely sweet game: (Oof. Here we go again.) I’m a mercenary with an accelerated healing factor. I’ve been described as unstable, which is just plain coo-coo. (Wait, do sane people say coo-coo?) I hunger for two things, chimichangas and more chimichangas (mmm… chimichangas) I’m gonna battle for the safety of humans and mutants. (And even mumans.) So yeah, be prepared for just about anything. (Holla!)
I made sure to capture all my good sides, so I made my game a third-person action-shooter. (Yep, you get to look at my heinie.)
Keep a look out cuz some of my X-Men pals (Whoa, what pals?!?) will be making an appearance. (As long as you don’t mind picking hair out of your tacos.)
I’m really good at killing, so I made it a blast stringing together combos, jumping from really REALLY high places, and totally eviscerating my enemies. (Ev-is-cer-a-ting!)
I brought my skills and a buttload of my favorite things. Katanas (check), guns (bang!) explosives (boom), duct tape (quack) and of course yours truly—ME! (Checkmate!)
10 comments
aaronmcc
20 Nov 15#1
GAME actually had the cheek to send out an email advertising this for sale at £49.99! Even £27 is way too high for a funny game with mediocre gameplay at best.
littlebitsofgaming to aaronmcc
21 Nov 15#9
I can not believe they are asking £50 for this.
Yes it comes with all the DLC. But it was a budget title when originally released. Its a very short game and rather dull...funny but dull.
I think £20 is too much.
googleboogle
20 Nov 15#2
If only it wasnt zavvi
kingtreelo
20 Nov 151#3
cheers mate
was going to buy this earlier for a christmas present so you saved me a few quid
ukbondraider
20 Nov 15#4
Getting closer to the £10 true value
magpie36
20 Nov 15#5
save your money and time, just get the comics
Seagal
20 Nov 15#6
Is this just a remastered version of the 360 game or a brand new title?
SavageDonkey to Seagal
20 Nov 15#7
Good Luck, could possibly be an unpolished turd!
"Activision's last game to be updated for the new generation of consoles was 2012's Prototype 2. It didn't go so hot. Eurogamer took a close look and found the Xbox One version actually ran slower than the Xbox 360. It was essentially an up-rezzed, slower-running port."
47_
20 Nov 15#8
In comparison to other games this is quite a short game and in reality not very good, it is funny but not worth 26 quid
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Opening post
I’m not sure if you can hear me over how awesome I am, so listen closely. There are a few important things I need to say before you crack into the insanely sweet game: (Oof. Here we go again.) I’m a mercenary with an accelerated healing factor. I’ve been described as unstable, which is just plain coo-coo. (Wait, do sane people say coo-coo?) I hunger for two things, chimichangas and more chimichangas (mmm… chimichangas) I’m gonna battle for the safety of humans and mutants. (And even mumans.) So yeah, be prepared for just about anything. (Holla!)
I made sure to capture all my good sides, so I made my game a third-person action-shooter. (Yep, you get to look at my heinie.)
Keep a look out cuz some of my X-Men pals (Whoa, what pals?!?) will be making an appearance. (As long as you don’t mind picking hair out of your tacos.)
I’m really good at killing, so I made it a blast stringing together combos, jumping from really REALLY high places, and totally eviscerating my enemies. (Ev-is-cer-a-ting!)
I brought my skills and a buttload of my favorite things. Katanas (check), guns (bang!) explosives (boom), duct tape (quack) and of course yours truly—ME! (Checkmate!)
10 comments
Yes it comes with all the DLC. But it was a budget title when originally released. Its a very short game and rather dull...funny but dull.
I think £20 is too much.
was going to buy this earlier for a christmas present so you saved me a few quid
"Activision's last game to be updated for the new generation of consoles was 2012's Prototype 2. It didn't go so hot. Eurogamer took a close look and found the Xbox One version actually ran slower than the Xbox 360. It was essentially an up-rezzed, slower-running port."