It's a Land Rover, even suggesting nothing should go wrong in 5 months would be optimistic let alone 5 years

I MADE LOVE TO A DOG IN THIS CAR N NO IT WASN'T HIS CAR :smile:

No need to PM me I have money to burn!! :smiley:

Looks a bit like mine

Did you charge her 500 quid for that servicing?

Hows dreamworld treating you?

So, so true!

Evoque or X1(:laughing:) - no contest there!

I see the usual BMW fan boys here spewing their cretinous bile. Nobody gives a toss what you think and we know you're jealous because even Land Rover makes cars that are more stylish than BMW these days! Go crawl back under your rock.

When oh when will people see the seriousness and maturity of your post? Never going by the fact they buy bright pink ones! :smile:

Proper can of beans, tomatoes or raviolli?

I doubt you'll be keeping it for a year, let alone 5! They're trying to make money out of you before you ditch the POS.

Get a proper can and don't be a nob.

Oh gees. You really do bring HUKD down. If you're not in Windows Phone threads spewing bile, your being a jealous type on a car thread. Horrible horrible bitter little man. The Evoques footprint is probably similar to any estate car.
Someone has a nicer car than you have, so they have to have a big ego. {shakes head}

Besides the fact many people get their motors on PCP these days, so the list price isn't that relevant - just the monthly payment.
I found Land Rover to not be competitive with PCP compared to Mercedes (who are exceptional on PCP)
But Land Rover know they can sell everyone they make, as they are desirable.
Tiff Needell likes it : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zm4J_5JKtrM&list=PLD039713B2FE56119

I like it.

You only have to click on the 'GET DEAL' button and it's set out very clearly so even simple folk can understand - five services with lots of content (especially on a diesel).

What is it that makes people like you post rubbish? It only makes you look stupid.

No, and warmasice isn't either - talking through his rectum!

The total cost of 3 services at a Land Rover dealer won't be £100-£150 though so not sure what you're saying here?

£499???... Dont assume you will get 5 services. For the average user with modern longer intervals you're probably looking at 3 services. So, thats 3 oil filters and a bit of oil, maybe 1 of those services will include and air filter (cost of £10). Abit of a rip off. Not to mention while your car is in for a service they will try and find a million faults!.. Total cost of oil and filters for 3 services will be no more than £100-£150.

Anyway, i didnt think people with rovers had any money for servicing!

Funny thing is there are a few over on the evoque owners forum who have the Evoque Dynamic Si4 (petrol and not as economical as is quick engine)...costing nr 50k, they then spend money on detailing it. however, if you read their posts, they are really 'sensible' with their money. A lot of them buy bits from ebay. They look around for the best deal on everything. Hence this deal got flagged up there and lots of people have taken it up.

If only it was that easy, believe me Ive looked into all the in's and outs. Apart from the fact the Norgies, like the rest of Europe drive on the 'wrong' side of the road the Tax involved far out weights the savings. Only official dealers can bring cars in from Germany (for example) and offer the (Norwegian) standard of 5 years warranty. That in its self is worth its weight in gold.

Im looking to buy a 2005-2007 M5 as a run-around for the UK/Scotland next month. You cant buy much for that price here in Norway at all.

You guys in the UK have it easy. My X5 in Norway is well over 120k, 3 months old. My mate back in Scotland bought a brand xDrive40d Sport for 55k, you cant get a 2008 model for that here.

Do you happen to mean the Silver trim that is attached to the Black Plastic part of the Bumper? If so, you better get yirelf to specsavers mate. :wink:

From £29,200 for the 5 door pure, goes up with trim level so not really £40k start price.

My 2 1/2 yr old A4 Avant was £32k so an average price for a prestige model.

Presumably that is based on new cars at registration. If you happen to have recently bought one but didnt get a deal like that this offer allows you to do it within 90 days.

No brainer offer. Just need to buy Evoque to use this offer.

So much hate for a British car maker that is actuallydoing well and making money, employing thousands of people from what I've seen the Evoque is selling well (waitng lists) and is getting good reviews, I think its (personally) a smart looking car and if money was no object i'd defiantly buy one.

Excellent deal, puchased one this morning after seeing it here. This will save me a lot of money.
Bought the car on finance and the service costs were the one variable I was not sure about, so this puts that little worry to bed. Thanks very much.

Cold........Stratstones latest email to me is offering 5 years servicing on new Evoques/Freelander 2s for £199. 5 years servicing for RR Sport is £499. :stuck_out_tongue:

Excellent deal, puchased one this morning after seeing it here. This will save me a lot of money.
Bought the car on finance and the service costs were the one variable I was not sure about, so this puts that little worry to bed. Thanks very much.

Voted hot as its a great deal for 5 years servicing. That would be cheap to look after a Kia for 5 years at a main dealer.

Earn £800,000+? Buy one of these with this years tax savings, courtesy of George Osbourne.

Also, burn in hell. :laughing:

If you own a £40k car you no longer want to save money..

I've heard it all now.

"Hello Sir, Would you like a free £20 note?"

"Of course not, I have an average amount of money already"

Just had my BMW X5 serviced Oil + Filter for £405

Best thing I am waiting for the car to be recovered back to the dealer because of a very strong petrol smell after the service - go figure

Just because someone likes to save money doesn't mean they won't be on HUKD. I recall a while ago someone posting the keys to their Aston, and that isn't the only person on here.

I bet there are plenty of us who could afford a £40,000 car if they wanted to. I for one could have done exactly that, but I was boring and put it into the mortgage.

I love saving money. It means I can use that money to buy even more things I really want!

BMW do something similar. http://www.approved.bmw.co.uk/bmwuk/servicepackages/0,,1312___,00.html
Big difference in price between choosing the option at registration as doing it at any other time though.

do u mean Range Rover??

499? isnt that a weeks worth of petrol?

Can't wait to get my hairdressing qualifications so I can go out and buy one of these! :stuck_out_tongue: For a big car, it's very small and cramped inside...but a good deal for servicing on an expensive car to run. Shame BMW don't do something similar for my X5!

Just got back from the dealership. Traded in my Ford focus as this deal was too good to dismiss. Thanks OP!

Now I just have to move back into my parent's house.

Oh sweet Jesus.

You played his game and brought him to his knees.

BRAVO.

(No not a Fiat)

Can't believe how much jealously one deal can generate lol.

In what way did you intend for this comment to make sense?

Anyone with a Range Rover Evoque won't be on Hotukdeals LMAO.

The car is worth over £40,000 FFS

£480 per month on personal contract hire without maintenance. :-)

Not rubbish at all. Firstly Im not in the UK. Maybe Norwegians have more taste? The dealer is a friend, we were out test driving a new M6 they have just taken delivery on. He was getting me a price for a new M5 and I asked what he would give me for an Evoque as I was offered one as a private PX on my X5 with cash my way. He choked a little and said he would not even consider taking it in. I guess if I gave it to him for peanuts he'd take it but he'd dump it in the auctions thats for sure. Believe what you will.

Rubbish. Evoques, love or loath them, are one of the easiest P/Xs out there, that's always the way with cars with significant waiting lists.

Your BMW dealer would take an Austin Allegro in p/x if he thought it would make a sale for him.

A female what?

says????

My local Beemer Dealer would not even consider one in PX regardless of what price was on the table, says a lot really.

No wonder why it's cheap. Britain's most unreliable car.

So, in your great wisdom what do the 'big willies' drive - is it those big cab 'Animal' type pick-ups the red-necks use to intimidate?

Small Tit thread more like? Only a Lassie would consider buying an Evoque, or a Hair Dresser maybe. :smile:

Why do people like you find it so hard to comprehend that even if you dont have to shop of 8 pence Beans you still have an interest in saving money?

Only one of each?

Heat added..

The old ford style keys, I remember them.

The new Landrover looks like someone in the factory got more and more sick of windows, the further to the back of it he went.

yes good i am going to get one - for this great offer and all your options on what to do
any more ideas ?

You don't become rich by over spending on something you can pay less for.

Everyone on here are the nation's future million/billionaires!

Yes, because clearly all the Irish are travelers :confused:

But to answer your question, yes they do tow a caravan well, and no problem with tarmac, tarmac goes on the road. You can remove your work boots before entering your car, maybe put on a wee pair of racing slippers for example.

5 years or 50,000 miles

Small willy thread

good deal. evoques are expensive to fix if they go wrong. so this is a necessity.

No, you're confusing it with that Q7 monster mentioned earlier!

The Evoque actually has a very small footprint for an SUV and has been one of the hottest products out there since before launch. Envy?

yep - poor batteries....but this has been addressed and resolved (so i hear!)

so much hate for sparky.

he said he drives an aston but he didnt say how old it was. let it be. most of the newer cars dont actually have 'keys' as its all keyless systems/smart keys now.

enjoy ur ride sparky :smiley:

This is a good deal, I bought a new Evoque in March so will definitely get this.

Hot !

Drives an aston martin apparently but needs to troll on a bargain website.Hmmm go figure lol

Umm the classic wag wagon.I hope ots 4 wheel drive incase it has to mount a kerb.Horrible vehicles driven by people with big egos.Good cars for clogging up city streets.

Also that pink Evoque is much nicer than all the white ones flying about, so common!!!

People with these cars use hukd? :smile:

I work for a franchised dealer, if you were to have all the services seperately, with main dealer pricing you're talking about over £2000 for 5 services. So the price is fantastic, and it gives the dealer the opportunity to sell more work when you come back. You'[re under no obligation to have that extra work carried out by them!

Seen three of these over the last few months broken down at the side of the motorway.
Reliability problems?

Seems legit.

To be honest you can pick up a old DB7 now for 10k so flashing a key means nothing without pictures of the car, my guess is you either working at a dealership or your a mechanic and had a Aston in for a service, still pretty cool either way.

wow, hideous. did yours come with a white stick

Bit expensive for 5 oil changes, and a check where they try to see where they can make as much money out of you as possible for being so gullible to buy this servicing package.

Cheapskate or did they run out of paint?
Pink wheels would have finished it off nicely.

He's trying to have us believe that his is!!

lol i think u need to keep ur family loving fetish to ur self thanks

our comment is trending on hukd

just say there was alot of damm in the car

Probably THE coolest comment I've ever seen on the Internet.

Maybe we should advise Downing Street of this deal, to save the rest of us some money...

Yep - Volvo key fob and some old Ford Granada switches and bits on the car alongside the milled aluminium knobs. Basically hand made with some 10 year old spare bits. Great cars tho' and somthing I'd love to own myself.

Nothing should go wrong in that length of time so more times than not its free money for them

I MADE HIM AN OFFER HE COULDN'T REFUSE!:laughing:

On a serious note, these are actually brilliant, brilliant cars. Now, back to the bickering....

wow- surprised this didnt go stone cold. nice one hukkers.

Kerry Katona drives one of these.

[quote=ianc1990]You've got too much money too be on here if you're posting this deal :smiley:[/quote
Why ? Whats the savings threshold to be allowed to post on here?
maybe its savings from there toilet rolls,samsung S4, 50 in samsung tvs, Nikon camera, Duracell batterys, cream eggs, quorn sausage etc etc
that got them the money to buy a range rover

LOL :smile:

strange thread this.
what's with all the bragging

I am not a believer in main dealer servicing after a Honda dealership charged us £180 for an oil and filter change. Not even sure if they did the spark plugs.

This will be an opportunity for them to print money no doubt.

they get there money back by chraging u £120 per hour labour for the extras ie brake pads etc,this deal is to suck u in,cold

Q7 all the way

Are Aston's good for towing a caravan? Don't you get tarmac all over the carpet?

Still got that valet parking job then? Good for you ;-)

Now that is a posh swingers party!! :smiley:

Early DB9 or V8 Vantage since its got a conventional blade type key rather then the ludicrously named Emotion Control Unit.

As you also have to buy an Evoque to get this deal the deal price should be more like £30,500.

No need to PM me I have money to burn!! :smiley:

I prefer the saying "Pennywise Pound Poor." In my experience people who look after the pennies end up buying inferior products and paying twice. Much like anyone who buys an Evoque. :wink: My local Beemer Dealer told a customer that he would not even consider it as a PX for any money. :smile:

Good price if you happen to have one. Unfortunately I have a Jeep.

I MADE LOVE TO A FEMALE IN THIS CAR N YES IT WAS HER CAR :smile:

I've got a Ferrari ................. and a helicopter.

Just wanted to join in with the bragging.

Yeah because they don't tend to require life support servicing :wink:

I own an evoque and use hot deals :smiley: Look after the pennies and the pounds look after themselves :smiley:

That pink Range Rover is vile, looks like something Jordan would buy

Not a big fan of Toyota's :smiley:

My dad got first three services thrown in for free because the car was a month late. Full Services for the q7 are in the region of £350 each as well!!

Seems a pretty good deal. I paid £300 for three years servicing on my BMW. I thought it was a good deal until I first turn the engine on and it told me the date of the next service and it was 2 years away!
Should at least get your money's worth on this deal as over 5 years. If the service intervals are 12 months then even better, would guess more likely 24 months these days.

As for people with Evoques using hukd this site isn't for people with no money it's for people that like a deal. I've had three different brand new cars in the last 2 years Mercedes, Porsche and now BMW and still like a dishwasher tablet deal from Tesco!

If you find a deal on the Aston PM me :laughing:

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Aston Martin Cygnet probably :smiley:

You found my keys.

Thanks man

Looks like a great deal. Pity they don't do this for my Aston Martin :stuck_out_tongue:

That pink Range Rover is vile, looks like something Jordan would buy

Evoque? Colddddddd

Just kidding.

This deal is a great I can finally service all of my Range Rovers for 5 years, brilliant my 80 evoques. :laughing:

You've got too much money too be on here if you're posting this deal :smiley:

This is amazing! Might have to go and buy an Evoque to enjoying the saving :P

£300 for two years servicing on my Yeti, so they are cheaper than Skoda :confused:

If this covers labour and all fluids and filters, then it really is a brilliant deal..... although I wouldn't trust main dealers as far as I could throw them. There's bound to be some small print allowing them to extract more money out of you.

Any Quidco or TCB?

My eyes are always playing tricks, my eyes saw Evoque, £499 then service :/