Was in Savers today picking upa few things when I noticed they had 12 packs of Durex Pleasuremaz condoms (Ribbed and spotted) for only £2.99. The pack also had two free sachets of play cherry in too.
Was also in ASDA today where these were £7.85 or 2 for £15.
Nice little bargain, and I'm sure will last some of you the rest of the year...
13 comments
haq
3 Jun 09#1
Spotted Pleasuremax are great for maximum pleasure
Blasphemous
3 Jun 092#2
A man walks into Boots the chemist with his 8-year old son. They happen to walk past the condom display, and the boy asks, "What are these, Dad?"
To which the man replies, "Those are called condoms son. Men use them to have safe sex."
"Oh I see," replied the boy pensively. "Yes, I've heard of those in sex education classes at school."
He looks over the display and picks up a pack of 3 and asks, "Why are there 3 in this pack?"
The dad replies, "Those are for college boys. One for Friday, one for Saturday, and one for Sunday."
"Cool!" says the boy.
He notices a 6-pack and asks, "Then who are these for?"
"Those are for university students," the dad answers. "TWO for Friday, TWO for Saturday, and TWO for Sunday."
"WOW!" exclaimed the boy.
"Then who uses THESE?" he asks, picking up a 12-pack.
With a sigh, the dad replied, "Those are for married men son. One for January, one for February, one for..." :-D
Revolter
3 Jun 09#3
Condoms not only prevent the risk of STD's, they can also prevent pregnancy.
Blasphemous to Revolter
3 Jun 09#5
You learn something new every day!
haq to Revolter
3 Jun 09#6
They are effective so long as the condom does its job properly, but condoms sometimes fail. Condoms fail because:
# The condom was not used properly
# The condom breaks during sex
# The condom was not manufactured properly
# The condom expiration date has passed (take the package's expiration date seriously, because they do lose their elasticity)
# The condom was damaged after manufacture
# The condom was used more than once
Proper Condom Use
# Avoid tearing or damaging the condom when you remove it from packaging.
# Unroll the condom over the erect *****
# Apply lubricant or spermicide. Do not use an oil-based lubricant as they damage latex condoms.
# Always remove the condom quickly after ejaculation. As the ***** shrinks it can allow sperm and its fluid to escape from the condom before the ***** is withdrawn.
phatboy123
3 Jun 09#4
and there i was using them as gloves :?
Blasphemous
3 Jun 09#7
Is this a flamin joke? :?
kapows
3 Jun 09#8
NB - Tried them. These will not fit larger men.
Blasphemous to kapows
3 Jun 09#9
They're not meant for your ego!
leehenchoz
3 Jun 09#10
to quote Garth from Waynes World - "ribbed for her pleasure, euwwwwwwwww!"
derektrotter
3 Jun 091#11
a toast to honour....get honour...stay honour...and if you cant come in her...come honour
Opening post
Was also in ASDA today where these were £7.85 or 2 for £15.
Nice little bargain, and I'm sure will last some of you the rest of the year...
13 comments
To which the man replies, "Those are called condoms son. Men use them to have safe sex."
"Oh I see," replied the boy pensively. "Yes, I've heard of those in sex education classes at school."
He looks over the display and picks up a pack of 3 and asks, "Why are there 3 in this pack?"
The dad replies, "Those are for college boys. One for Friday, one for Saturday, and one for Sunday."
"Cool!" says the boy.
He notices a 6-pack and asks, "Then who are these for?"
"Those are for university students," the dad answers. "TWO for Friday, TWO for Saturday, and TWO for Sunday."
"WOW!" exclaimed the boy.
"Then who uses THESE?" he asks, picking up a 12-pack.
With a sigh, the dad replied, "Those are for married men son. One for January, one for February, one for..." :-D
# The condom was not used properly
# The condom breaks during sex
# The condom was not manufactured properly
# The condom expiration date has passed (take the package's expiration date seriously, because they do lose their elasticity)
# The condom was damaged after manufacture
# The condom was used more than once
Proper Condom Use
# Avoid tearing or damaging the condom when you remove it from packaging.
# Unroll the condom over the erect *****
# Apply lubricant or spermicide. Do not use an oil-based lubricant as they damage latex condoms.
# Always remove the condom quickly after ejaculation. As the ***** shrinks it can allow sperm and its fluid to escape from the condom before the ***** is withdrawn.