The gift that keeps on giving

I foresee a trip to the GUM clinic for a fellow HUKDer.

Now you really can go f*** yourself.

I prefer a greasy pringles tube, stuffed with chicken fillets :face_with_monocle:

Does it cum in a box?

I was reading the other day that the bluetooth used has a basic hard-wired password (either 0000 or 1234), and that pranksters have been out "war-driving" areas looking for the code names that the device uses and remotely activating them - at maximum intensity - AND blocking them from being switched off until the battery goes dead.

Apparently a large number of these BT enabled sex toys have the same issue and get the same treatment if they "come" across one.

Wasn't big enough for me, hence return.

lollll can't believe someone posted this hahaha :joy:

It wasn't me. Honestly. I've ordered different model but brand new for that price :face_with_monocle:

Looks like it comes in a damaged box.
Cleaner included.

Had a look st the link and it is 68 quid! Not 30, someone must have bought them all?

Why are they so expensive? Looks like a new ask Alexia app/gadget needed.

Sold out. Come on then...own up...

Bought one, I wanted realism but didn't expect to catch a dose !

Open box... I think i will shake my head at this one.

Gone

Ewwwwww!

Buyer probably wasn't "satisfied"... Open box item, can contain some cosmetic marks or fluids...

Used - Like New... Used once for about 35 seconds!

Say what you want but this like new fleshlight deal is getting more heat than the refurb Galaxy S8 deal below :thumbsup:

£30.99 for a secondhand fleshlight! I think they saw you cumming :sweat_smile:

So tempted :face_with_monocle:

Oh boy

Are returns are free for this item?

Second hand (pardon the pun) sex toy...what more could you ask for?

Sloppy seconds?

Cold, not used enough.

Used. Omg.

Voted hot for the comedy value :grin:

Lol

well at least it will make someone happy, and someone else apparently