Perfect, set for the week.

What's the expiry date?

peasant condoms, wtf.

Pheasant condoms are a little large for me :stuck_out_tongue:

They keep sliding off mine!

Is that a lifetime supply or are they trying to give me a heart attack!

Heat added :joy:

Gross!!

Whoever bought that used fleshlight might want to invest in these.

These would end up being an heirloom for my son. There’s more action in an England game than my bedroom these days and that’s sayin something!

This deal is gross

Order placed....coming tomorrow :sunglasses:

Hope they have a good use by date

Any kingsize?

No need. I buy antibiotics from overseas and bareback my way through Tinder. So far so good :smile:

I'm not a pasante plucker i'm a pasante plucker's son!

It will be HARD to BEAT this one .

I'll get my coat :disappointed:

Any XXXL Ones?

3 lifetime supplies...

So you’d rather the weirdos of England breeding?

144 birthday's :thumbsup:

Unlimited supply of these are available free. Or maybe it's just in scotland.

sometimes i wonder how people do with condoms.

Think I'll order another half dozen boxes....should do me up to Christmas :stuck_out_tongue:

If i were to use 'those', i wouldnt feel like i have come :P

In more ways than one?

Louise minchin prefers ribbed

Try Japanese.

Cheaper than using a Tesco bag for life!

Safety first!

These come with a lifetime guarantee???

Came here for the comments, not disappointed :popcorn:

Why do you need these? A one night stand?

144 one night stands without waking up with the thought of omg have I got anything I can give to my wife/GF :thumbsup:

sadly this is 12 life time supplies for me

No King Size, no deal.

Helpful diagram

Don't cheap out on these. A baby is a lot more expensive.

One night stand, seated, ceiling, wardrobe, kitchen, fridge, garden, shed, high street. You name it...all positions! Lol :laughing:‌ :muscle:‌ :sunglasses:

ack no point.......... im shooting dust these days.

That's half a year's worth of posh ones sorted. Cheers op

Hehehehehe, these be free in the rest of UK too (London included!, lol).

Though our 'unlimited' supply is 'limited' to a certain amount per month ...

Unlike that of your end, apparently?. :-D

If it’s not on, it’s not in.

Have you tried it on when erect?

WENGER OUT!

Hope you wiped the screen then :wink:

It's 2017 and these things are the only option a man has to prevent pregnancy. What a joke, I don't want to condem a life to potentially a century of life on this earth, and all I have is a condom to stop it. It's cos the elite want us to procreate and consume as we are seen as cattle to them... soz, I couldn't think of a condom joke.

That's a banging deal alright.................




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Tish?

How would standing up help?

LOL

Celibacy is the alternative option.

Yes, a strong one too!

Is that actual size or to scale?

I think it has a best before date.

You mean they can be reused?

all condoms have expiry date on them, should be printed on the condom, obviously you dont roll it down far enough lol ... :wink:

Ah cool. Yeah, all unlimited free supply for all in scotland :smile: just like with prescriptions and tuition fees...almost the land of milk n honey :joy:

Hmmmmmmmmmm, no comment ...

But I hear, lol. :-)

At least twice

Out of interest (genuine question), is the pregnancy rate in Scotland higher? (hence their need to give you guys unlimited Condom supplies in the first place for you guys?).

Or is the pregnancy rate lower than the other parts of the UK, on account of the free unlimited Condom supply Instead?, or ... thanx. :-)

Only because I never get to use them.

Won’t be quite to posh with Pamela.

For the paranoid you can just double up.. or for extra extra extra protection try all 144!

Short lifetime then!

She would still think that I was not big enough!

Anyone know what these taste like?

Father's Day sorted!!

That's granny's Christmas present sorted! Just hope it doesn't kill grandad. Lol :joy:

You must get a really sore bum.

Hmmm...no idea but i think it's just that the scottish govt likes to give out free things when it comes to these things. Next on their agenda is to tackle so-called "period poverty" and provide free vagina pads for all to tackle this "issue". Politicians with nothing better to do.

Bargain, no need to think long and hard about this one.

You poor wee fella!

Must be calloused to the dickens!

If they are lube free they can go into the survival kit (to store water).

I hear, lol.

That be very very interesting that ...

Just get the snip. Its alot better value

I'm going to 'rubber' this deal.

Makes me wish I hadn't had a vasectomy.

Me to, Johnny.

144 years’ worth, if I get it EVERY birthday.

Why did the Irish man use two condoms at the same time?

To be sure to be sure

I showed my missus the offer she laughed in my face and said “you wish” :thinking:

Actually you can get free condoms at the family planning /men’s health clinic in your local area.