You've crashed into people's windows with a jetpack, you've hit level 101 in the Goat MMO Simulator, you've survived the zombie apocalypse. How do you even top that?
Introducing Goat Simulator: PAYDAY, the latest in goat simulation technology. Being a goat has never been this realistic.
Key Features:
Beat people up and take their money - use your goat crew to smash & grab, then blast away all your money at Mahatma Gambling, the Indian casino - just like in that Al Cappuccino movie
PRANKNET - The static contract database lets goats pick and choose from available jobs by connecting with local contacts such as Vlad the Crimean, and you get to run his errands
Buy things - use your easy-earned cash to buy different things. Mostly masks. Okay only masks.
More masks - because obviously we haven’t been clear enough. You can even wear that mask with the American flag on it, whatever that character is called i don’t know, i just write the damn text
FOUR AWESOME GOATS, seriously these guys are like they’re from an Al Pancake movie
Be a camel, or even a dolphin in a wheelchair, there are no limits here (except the 4 playable goats)
Unlock new, even dumber stuff. Because this is friggin’ Goat Simulator.
6 comments
DrTerror
30 Aug 17#6
Never played,so another one added to the yet to play list.
Cheers OP!.
UKtom
30 Aug 17#5
sold
Rookiereece100
29 Aug 17#4
I preordered goat sim back in the day, great for goating around
E30Dan
29 Aug 17#3
Why does this remind me of isis/goat jokes :joy:
shakey82
29 Aug 17#2
I think to myself wow I haven't got this dlc. Then i remember I aint played payday for ages
tinca
29 Aug 17#1
This is the only game I play (can play) its hilarious. I'm sure my neighbours think I've finally flipped
Opening post
You've crashed into people's windows with a jetpack, you've hit level 101 in the Goat MMO Simulator, you've survived the zombie apocalypse. How do you even top that?
Introducing Goat Simulator: PAYDAY, the latest in goat simulation technology. Being a goat has never been this realistic.
Key Features:
6 comments
Cheers OP!.