Guess you'll be a virgin the rest of your life then.

Excuse the pun, but someone's a bit touchy tonight. Calm down, Romeo.

Fit girls would rather masturbate than have sex with undesirable men - fair enough, and be honest, we can't even keep up with them sexually. Men will lower their standards, unless you're so socially pathetic and undesirable that you need this toy to imagine being with a woman lmao. Please don't try and equate your ugly ass experience with that of a hot girl. Two completely different world experiences beyond your shallow logic.

Me with shallow logic? Pot. Kettle. Black. Whatever kid

I'm not a machine.

lol what are you 50 with a fake fanny to spend your Saturday nights with? Pathetic.

Only £14.92 now from a third party seller. Beat that.

Yeah, riiiiight :stuck_out_tongue:

So your Percy is called Price?

Any refurbished models?

This has made me LOL

Cold, I still prefer using the hoover

Are these 'handed' coz my pet monkey is left handed?

Best thread ever.

So agree!

A lazy one

You are kidding.. are you saying they sometimes don't go home?? :astonished:

what kind of anker buys this?

Says the man typing on the internet.. thought you'd be too busy with the ladies!

Hot, Much cheaper than girlfriend or wife...

This makes your genitals smaller and it will be tough to get it in a woman when you need to actually do it please stay away don't buy it

Reminds me of the time Seaman got lobbed from 40 yards. What a goal though.

Viewing your post I can only think of Mr Kipling's French Fancies.

Beats a jar of warm liver !

Reading this I nearly choked on my sandwi-jizz

£15 OP? Now much would you normally spunk on one of these?

TENGA's unique air-cushion technology, this product uses no internal foam making it hygienic for reuse

> LOL!!!

Brand new airflow structure allows an intense suction sensation even stronger than the original CUP Series

> They had an original CUP series??? How did HKD miss it.

With the Air-Tech, you get breath-taking sensations, time and time again, with vacuum strength boosted by the new Air Tech structure!

> The seller knows his stuff = "breath-taking"

Vacuum Cup!!! ahh no no no not falling for that one again.

Now I've seen it all

Read some of the reviews lol lol

Too late :disappointed: I've already ordered as a gift to my niece.

You'd have to be a real wanchor not to go for this deal.

Much prefer the ULTRA version.

Too scared to click 'Get deal' so wouldn't know! X)

Price has gone up

If you are 8+ inches then why do you need one of these? Just curious...

Are they doing used ones for any money off?

By your logic that also applies to woman. Fit girls use dildos and vibraters all the time. Does that mean they're pathetic and can't get laid? We have real macho man on here guys who thinks men who use sex toys are not real men. Outstanding logic.

You should practice your technique and then you may be able to keep one sufficiently happy that they stay...its just practice mate.

'This sucks dick'

buy lube, trust me

Remember to take it to the GUM clinic to test it for STI's before using it

Or a submarine... :grin:

I got so angry when I saw this. I just sat there shaking my fist.

Not to be confused with Jenga, where you try to slide a hard piece of wood out of a tight gap.

Let's hope it arrives in plain brown disguised packaging!

You may get foam but you probably don't want it on your coffee. Why you'd want a masturbator for your coffee, I'm unsure. Instructions unclear, **** stuck in hot coffee?

Is there a family pack?

Longer than you... :grin:

Serious question, £20 to trigger free delivery, what good filler items are there?

I wouldn't like to think what they do with any used returns, sell them at a discount on Amazon warehouse :thinking:

‌ :face_with_monocle:

How long does it take to come?

Hmmmm let's consult the........

Is this an open box deal?!

This is just pathetic. For undesirable men that can't get laid with anyone half decent looking. Wastemans.

Anyone that uses the term "wastemans" has never had a sexual experience in their life.

If it did it would be the 'Deal of the day'

Only just got my £10 Amazon voucher from MobileXpression today too, and had been wondering what to spend it on...

i've bought "new" goods from Amazon before, and from looking at how its packed/sealed up, i was clearly not the 1st owner.... i'm just contemplating how sick i'd feel if i opened something like this to find that it had already been sold once and then returned!! :-/

Sponsored products related to this item: Voltrol Pain-Eze Emulgel. lol

Oh thanks. I click on this thinking it's something for foaming my coffee with and it turns out to be a sex toy. Being Amazon, I'm now going to be inundated with sex toy adverts for weeks.

it says "it's vacuum strength", my Dyson is kind of dying so can this double up as a portable vacuum? If so, then mega HEAT!

There should be a separate "adult" category on this site with an option to include those items in the post stream.

The main use for these threads for me, however, is that I can bulk-ignore a lot of people who would otherwise prove annoying throughout the site.

So, in a way, thanks for posting.

No you're right! It'll sound like you're hitting a day old kebab.

Mine goes in the dishwasher just fine. Just be careful the mother in law doesn't think it's a thermos to take when walking the dog...

I don't like the sound of this

This deal sucks (_;)

If the mother in law was any good she'd do it for you

The clue is in the title - i.e it specifically mentions what it does...

REUSABLE, REUSABLE

That means I can dump it and go back out with it when ever I feel alone!

I'm surprised this has got heat, 15 quid for a luxury cocktail shaker. Many people on HUKD refuse to pay 5p for a carrier bag!

I know and very good she is too

Brilliant deal :grin:

Next day :smile:



I suspect there may be :face_with_monocle:

Funny thread thanks for the giggles :grin:

Just get juicy mini lot cheaper (use Google)

amazon.co.uk/dp/…R6E

But Laura's been dead for years.. oh