Available any day now - a new larger Toblerone clone - Toblerclone in fact.
Made by Walkers of Birmingham with a 'British chocolate' taste, this new bar, named after the TV series, is aimed at Mondelez for reducing the size of its Toblerone bars.
Poundland trading director Barry Williams said of Twin Peaks: “Poundland shoppers are savvy and the change in their favourite chocolate bar last Christmas didn’t go unnoticed.
“That’s why we’ve created a new £1 alternative for them - the size they wanted, with a British taste, and with all the spaces in the right places.”
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m00head
19 Jun 1725#11
wozukSilencer
19 Jun 1718#4
so we're voting RRP , untasted products Hot now .....OK
amygreen79677
19 Jun 1717#6
Well if it tastes just as good as the original Toblerone did before they ruined it then I say well done poundland for listening to what people want. Now, if you can just do the same thing and release a Creamy Egg with its original size and taste then I will be able to smile again. Bring back large tins of Quality Roads as well lol
Mr_Nisht
19 Jun 1713#10
Fauxblerone
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HasnainMajeed
19 Jun 177#1
“That’s why we’ve created a new £1 alternative for them - the size they wanted, with a British taste, and with all the spaces in the right places.”:confused:
robin5858
19 Jun 174#2
Is there such a thing as British chocolate after Cadbury"s sell off.
Plus what a load of corporation publicity BS. Why do they always sound like they have eaten a poetry book.
Hodgey to robin5858
20 Jun 17#29
It called marketing, I'm afraid.
ohms to robin5858
20 Jun 17#36
Cadbury's was a British institution with a great history. Sad.
Weetabix in Chinese owned now. That's globalisation. We live in UK PLC, not Great Britain. :disappointed:
qbs to robin5858
20 Jun 17#59
Toblerone was made by Tobler until 1970. It was never the same after that.
cburns
19 Jun 174#3
Toblerwars.......size is not the defining factor... it's taste that matters most
True british chocolate taste does NOT contain palm oil/fat.....or any other fatty filler :wink:
nihcaj to cburns
19 Jun 172#22
You could not be more wrong! Other countries traditionally did not have any vegetable fat in their chocolate, it all had to be milk fat or cocoa butter but British chocolate did and still does! It was causing a rift with the Eu back in the early days and up to the 2000's, and took some negotiation for it to be accepted and still able to be called "chocolate"
so we're voting RRP , untasted products Hot now .....OK
jimhuf
19 Jun 172#5
who buys toblerone outside of duty free anyway?
robin5858 to jimhuf
19 Jun 172#8
Well Poundland sold 40000 bars in the first month of doing a deal with Toblerone.
Most of the other main brand suppliers laughed at the time until thteu saw the figures.
Avenger1324 to jimhuf
19 Jun 174#14
Duty free prices are higher than supermarket prices - so much for the "discount" of duty free :disappointed:
As for this deal - it will probably be something to try once, then remember why you don't buy imitation products and expect the genuine taste.
magough to jimhuf
19 Jun 17#21
Have you seen the price of it there! About half the price in most supermarkets, and even better when on offer.
I remember when duty free used to be so much cheaper than the high street.
Sad times.
Tweenie2017 to jimhuf
21 Jun 17#68
Me, Me, Me. I love it. Only problem is it's too Moreish!!
amygreen79677
19 Jun 1717#6
Well if it tastes just as good as the original Toblerone did before they ruined it then I say well done poundland for listening to what people want. Now, if you can just do the same thing and release a Creamy Egg with its original size and taste then I will be able to smile again. Bring back large tins of Quality Roads as well lol
Quickblood
19 Jun 17#7
I think Aldi used to do a decent clone but that vanished, will give this a go.
Tweenie2017 to Quickblood
27 Jun 171#74
M&S do a similar one. Which I must admit is rather nice & even, a tad Moreish !!
Ashe
19 Jun 171#9
Problem is, for the relatively small weight difference, it has to be just as good as Toblerone. It may be, but in general, own brand things aren't quite as good as the leading brands.
winchman to Ashe
20 Jun 173#50
Try the 200g Dairyfine wholenut(light/dark brown wrapper) bar from Aldi for 85p, better than Cadbury's.
Mr_Nisht
19 Jun 1713#10
Fauxblerone
m00head
19 Jun 1725#11
schnide
19 Jun 175#12
Because some of them went to school?
Mikey1610
19 Jun 17#13
won't taste anywhere as good though
fireman1
19 Jun 171#15
The illusion of an old larger toblerone being back won't wash for long when people try it.
It's akin to aldi claiming to have brought back old size mars bars by making the horrible clones the same size.
Different product equals zero comparison.
igneuscutwell
19 Jun 17#16
Sort of hoped that Green&Black's would still be manufactured in the UK, but Wikipedia suggests not :disappointed: Dunno whether this happened before or after the Cadbury sell out.
daisyb212
19 Jun 17#17
I thought the Toblerone shape was trademarked!
mrsafety to daisyb212
19 Jun 17#20
Apparently not
kazmack87 to daisyb212
20 Jun 17#57
They've changed the shape of it to by pass it. It's like two peaks instead of a triangle haha.
Noeldude
19 Jun 17#18
Real Toblerones are £1 for a 150g bar in Iceland currently.
Could be useful to know when you've bought this Toblerclone and realise you've an extra 30g of something you don't really want to eat! :smirk:
mrsafety
19 Jun 17#19
Poundland have named it Twin Peaks after Wrekin hill in Shropshire not the tv programme !!
Phsycronix
19 Jun 172#23
Damn! I was concerned this would be made by Walkers. Urgh, the foulest tasting chocolate in the history of chocolate making...
It's so waxy, I swear if you put a wick in it it'd burn like a candle!
mattclarkie
19 Jun 17#24
Can't recall if I ever had G&B before Cadbury owned them, but I've certainly not been impressed with the stuff they produce now.
robin5858
19 Jun 171#25
Nothing to do with schooling. It's just the way that PR's waffle on in long sentences and paragraphs about a product which basically a choclate bar.
Also I think the Ceo did not write the press release himself. Sounds like a minion wrote it.
juggler1
19 Jun 17#26
Damn fine deal, op. Thank you :smiley:
futura
19 Jun 1711#27
The major irony here is.that poundland sell scaled down versions of many popular confectionary products to be able to sell them at this price point. In fact many suppliers now produce smaller product sizes specifically for the poundshop market. So for them to now try and take the moral high ground with the nonsensical statement above just shows how ridiculous things have become.
Just give us back our 68g Mars bars with thick milk chocolate on the top and charge a sensible price like 50p a bar and I for one will buy them all day long!!
dealerxxx
20 Jun 171#28
One of the worst chocolates ever! Heat added for the effort.
JaneEB
20 Jun 172#30
So another thing that the eu tried to force us to accept their version. Why should we be told what we can sell in the UK.
jonspurs
20 Jun 173#31
Loads of talk but has anyone actually tried and tasted this chocolate? And how does it compare? And is there a dark chocolate version?
djbenny1 to jonspurs
20 Jun 173#46
Almost 1000 degrees and no one has any idea if it's any good.
Dodge62
20 Jun 1710#32
Sigh. Did you actually bother to read the article? Did you understand it? The case was about whether other countries were allowed to ban our chocolate unless it was labelled "chocolate substitute". There was never any risk of us not being able to sell it in the UK, and in any case we won the case and other countries had to accept it.
Once we're out of the EU, they'll be free to ban any products they feel like. If France decides that British sausages have to be labelled "emulsified high fat offal tubes" there will be nothing we can do about it. Stupid misunderstandings like yours are why we're in this mess. The "meddling Brussels bureaucrats" were on our side in this case, but won't ever be again.
m00head
20 Jun 174#33
Cameron92
20 Jun 171#34
They're going to do well at first as loads of people will buy them to try and compare. After the initial hype it will be whether the product actually tastes good that counts.
Dodge62
20 Jun 172#35
Look up "literally" and "caricature" and try again.
condracky
20 Jun 17#37
The chocolates are not what they seem.
schnide
20 Jun 17#38
Umm.. I'm not sure Dodge62 is making the point you think they're making or on the side you think they are.
They seem to be pro-EU to me, rather than the caricature you claim they are.
ollie87
20 Jun 17#39
Whooops! My point about hyperbole still stands though.
ssc1
20 Jun 17#40
standard price.
lovebargains
20 Jun 17#41
Toblerone doesnt taste of anything . Better chocs out there
markweatherill
20 Jun 17#42
Hooray for 'British chocolate' taste, whatever that is. I'm sure it will be better than that nasty Swiss chocolate.
gtd65 to markweatherill
21 Jun 171#67
meric
Has to be better than "American chocolate taste" from Hersey, which, should be more accurately described as tasting like vomit....
BigOrkWaaagh
20 Jun 17#43
I don't like the updated Toblerone because I can no longer smugly tell people to snap the triangles together as they struggle, hulk-like, to break them apart.
schnide to BigOrkWaaagh
20 Jun 17#45
Get back to Eurogamer, you!
schnide
20 Jun 17#44
Well it is, actually. The ability to write sentences in an interesting way ("please buy our choclate" likely wouldn't sell many bars) and correctly isn't something that comes naturally.
It helps with spelling, grammar and using the right apostrophes and quotation marks (see your post as well as the one I was replying to previously).
BigOrkWaaagh
20 Jun 171#47
Curses, I've been rumbled!
jhw
20 Jun 171#48
'British Chocolate' taste - sounds like cheap & nasty ingredients to me - probably less cocoa and more crap.
louiselouise
20 Jun 17#49
Curious about the "British Chocolate Taste" - not that sure I like Walker's Chocolates from what I've tried in the past - so will buy to try. But this isn't really a Deal, it's more for Misc, surely.
m00head to louiselouise
20 Jun 17#56
It was in HotUKDeals Misc section the day before this deal was posted:
Anybody remember when hot deals had actual hot deals?
philbean
20 Jun 171#53
Yay !!!
GET LOST EUROPE !!! we don't need you. We have our own toblerones !!!!!!!
They taste **** like. But who cares !!!!!!!!
sato
20 Jun 174#54
DAMN FINE CHOCOLATE.. AND HOT!
Tigga!
20 Jun 17#55
for clarification it will be the marketing department and not public relations department. the marketing department is the one that prides itself on producing fluffy bullsh*t.
kazmack87
20 Jun 17#58
humdan424
20 Jun 17#60
I been today Poundland I can't find anything
shotatdawn
20 Jun 17#61
wasn't this listed about 4 days ago ?
Norwichlad
20 Jun 17#62
2 weeks until we all visit Poundland
Norwichlad
20 Jun 17#63
On ITV now!
jennytablina
20 Jun 17#64
"it would be good if we could launch by end of May"
They seem to have missed the mark a wee bit.
Superficial
20 Jun 171#65
Sooner or later someone is going to figure out that Toblerone is extremely average confectionary that comes in a fancy shape and package.
Good Luck to Poundland if they can take that business away from Toblerone though. By all accounts the chocolate is very close to the original and Toblerone took the **** when they reduced the size of the chocolate.
tweety
20 Jun 17#66
Hmm getting smaller again. The usual poundshop weight is 200g for £1
steven24
22 Jun 171#69
Why can't everyone do the same as Poundland and make there products in the UK we need to make are country grow again not sauce cheap products from other countries let's build are country to what it used to be INDEPENDENT and self sufficient
w_orbit to steven24
22 Jun 171#71
Yes because hardly any Poundland stock comes from China does it..
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Plus what a load of corporation publicity BS. Why do they always sound like they have eaten a poetry book.
Weetabix in Chinese owned now. That's globalisation. We live in UK PLC, not Great Britain. :disappointed:
True british chocolate taste does NOT contain palm oil/fat.....or any other fatty filler :wink:
This outlines the story https://www.theguardian.com/uk/2003/jan/17/foodanddrink
Most of the other main brand suppliers laughed at the time until thteu saw the figures.
As for this deal - it will probably be something to try once, then remember why you don't buy imitation products and expect the genuine taste.
I remember when duty free used to be so much cheaper than the high street.
Sad times.
It's akin to aldi claiming to have brought back old size mars bars by making the horrible clones the same size.
Different product equals zero comparison.
Could be useful to know when you've bought this Toblerclone and realise you've an extra 30g of something you don't really want to eat! :smirk:
It's so waxy, I swear if you put a wick in it it'd burn like a candle!
Also I think the Ceo did not write the press release himself. Sounds like a minion wrote it.
Just give us back our 68g Mars bars with thick milk chocolate on the top and charge a sensible price like 50p a bar and I for one will buy them all day long!!
Once we're out of the EU, they'll be free to ban any products they feel like. If France decides that British sausages have to be labelled "emulsified high fat offal tubes" there will be nothing we can do about it. Stupid misunderstandings like yours are why we're in this mess. The "meddling Brussels bureaucrats" were on our side in this case, but won't ever be again.
They seem to be pro-EU to me, rather than the caricature you claim they are.
Has to be better than "American chocolate taste" from Hersey, which, should be more accurately described as tasting like vomit....
It helps with spelling, grammar and using the right apostrophes and quotation marks (see your post as well as the one I was replying to previously).
Poundland are bringing us their own version of Toblerone and it looks ace! - HotUKDeals (Misc)
http://www.hotukdeals.com/misc/poundland-bringing-their-own-version-toblerone-looks-ace-2720549
GET LOST EUROPE !!! we don't need you. We have our own toblerones !!!!!!!
They taste **** like. But who cares !!!!!!!!
They seem to have missed the mark a wee bit.
Good Luck to Poundland if they can take that business away from Toblerone though. By all accounts the chocolate is very close to the original and Toblerone took the **** when they reduced the size of the chocolate.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/asia/china/9949829/Yiwu-the-magical-Chinese-city-supplying-Poundland-with-cheap-goods-for-Britain.html
https://www.itv.com/hub/trouble-in-poundland/2a5052a0001