Real men that smell like monkeys usually only date "Grunter's" though mate.
Have a good shower, wash behind your ears and check your under-carriage and you may be able to attract some healthy Dubya.

in my day we used wire wool and vim! kids these days :man:

Real men smell like monkeys and don't do none of this nonsense, and the lasses love it.

If you you want better skin and to look better then try drinking more water and eating less salt in your diet. Then wash, exfoliate and moisturise routine is all that you require unless you have really oily skin, then you may wish to use a toner. Use a non soap face wash to help prevent stripping of natural oils and a moisturiser which contains vitamin e. Check out mancave products.

Tried this last time it was on HUKD. The products suck. Not worth the £5.

Well it's only a fiver! :wink: if you use these sparingly everyday they could last upto 2 weeks, I don't like the face wash as the soap is much better but the exfoliating and moisturiser is worth £5 alone in my opinion, as I said I look younger than I am (winning! Lol) 5-8 years I'm told and I think my daily Clinique routine in my oily excess younger years helped preserve my skin.

Buy yourself two for a tenner and use it for a month. I recommend Clinique over any overpriced expensive Eau De Toilette - buy a cheap pleasant one, the market is flooded with them and apply to upper clothing not your skin which most the time undoes a good skin/face routine.

Im no Adonis (damn!) but my face is good nick when I look at others my age. People are ageist esp when the age signs show badly, good skin is a sign of health and we can't all have that naturally. I find age to be rather weird as now both sexes of a wide age group flirt with me - funny enough none really are my age group (all married/settled?) usually younger & older people lol

For the delicate skin lines problem eye area I find Simple revitalising eye roll on best, cheap and when it's on promo I buy a handful to get me through, usually Tesco, Boots, Superdrug it can be found half price several times a year. Carry it in your pocket, apply 2-4 times a day minimum and you will see a difference in a week (it really is great at feeding that age prone skin area - it for me had much better results quicker than the expensive Clinique Men's eye cream when I tried it 10 years ago.

People forget skin is the bodies largest organ and the face is the one area open to the environment and pollutants most the time, internally that is the lungs. Look after both for a good life :wink:

You might be right, heck I don't know - maybe I should get with the times and try these new fangled products!

Now that's a generalisation, anyone who suffered bad facial skin problems will tell you the confidence knock it makes is horrific on mental outlook, if you can use a product that helps massively why not, it's not aftershave which is purely a vanity product - it serves no purpose other than smell, Clinique and other brands that help clear skin up improve outlook for people. Mine was only oily skin but I was paranoid about it, a match in front of my face would shine like a torch reflecter haha I was so happy Clinique Men controlled it & I swear my skin looks great for my age now as I used the 3 step daily until 28 when my hormones calmed down lol I still use the scruffing lotion every other day but soap morning & night, I use whatever moisturiser now but the pore minimiser one is awesome albeit not cheap!

haha men now getting sucked into buying expensive lotions and tonics..... now that women have been fleeced for over 100 years and made to worry unnecessarily about their skin and looks, men now it's our turn. :smile:

Love the tonic, wish the oily skin combo was an option but still - heat!

My god, the world has gone mad, do millennial snowflakes really use this stuff?

http://www.superdrug.com/Matey/Matey-Max-Bubble-Bath-500ml/p/204344?gclid=CjwKEAjwppPKBRCGwrSpqK7Y5jcSJACHYbWYnfKESOjXrqH5V67pz9IPjeBC2q99l8rzljmiR8U7WRoCUnHw_wcB&gclsrc=aw.ds JOB DONE and £2.81 left to spend on lady magnet man stuff :smiley:https://www.chemist.co.uk/hai-karate-original-aftershave-100ml.html?gclid=CjwKEAjwppPKBRCGwrSpqK7Y5jcSJACHYbWYbKd2IWJ4fnjV0qn8f2ZisoSWBhbCSrpYC6DPLoIk5hoCy8Hw_wcB
Read the sales pitch on Hi Karate it is, well read it you will see :wink:

Real men smell like monkeys and don't do none of this nonsense, and the lasses love it.

Still making money on tiny sizes. A £5.00 "Trial" HAHA. If it's so good offer for free and people will buy again. Is there an easy way to get money back if it brings you out in rash? Clinique salesmen or women on here. Hot for these.

the L'Oréal aftershave balm is almost as good as Clinique at a third of the price. Clinique 3 step is great for teenage skin if oil/spotty - as you get older it's not as essential everyday.

N hopefully nowhere else on her!!!( Now the p.c bit-) or him!!!!!!! Hahahaha

And it wont irritate your partners chin.

Just the job.

Imperial leather or Old Spice?
They should only be bought and used by people who are over 70 years of age or people who want to smell like Alan Partridge.
Old Spice is guaranteed to land you a Munter to go home with at 2 am. Good luck.
What is wrong with people these days. Haha.
Clinique is a superb range for men.
If you want to save money use the L'oreal Expert for men range, which is also superb.

Ordered 3 , thanks

Ideal for hand luggage

in my day we used wire wool and vim! kids these days :man:

Well said that real man .......

Clinique is not the best. Have a look here for reviews. Page 4 reviews the moisturiser (2/5 stars), page 6 the face wash (1/5 stars) and page 7 for the exfoliator/toner (1/5 stars).

use swarfega and wd40....thats real men smell! LOL

Gave this a go... only made my skin worse. The Exfoliating Tonic is very harsh.

There's no difference between this stuff and the women's version except the packaging .

I love the smell of sweat in the morning.

out of stock near me. nearest store 29 miles away. propane cost over £5 in petrol and then there's the time. suspect now OOS most places.

There are a great many things wrong with the country but this isn't one of them.

heat added nice find thanks for sharing

in my day we used wire wool and vim! kids these days :man:

Can't disagree with that but exfoliating and moisturising with Clinque is not exactly the same is it? What's wrong with good ol' Imperial Leather or Old Spice? This is what's wrong with the country today.

That pictures rather deceiving, these are sample sizes, very small and definitely won't last 10 days

no stock near me. my nearest store with stock is 21 miles away LoL.

Don`t forget to shave pal

Never seen it more than a fiver. Good travel kit.

Hmmm...
Wonder if this might finally lead to a ****?<3

Read the instructions on these the one that has don't use near naked flames - wait until dry before smoking etc - great products and great value.

great for travelling

OOS everywhere near me :disappointed:

Good find,get the skin all nice in time for the summer, I'll definitely have to give this a try,heat added