Cheap & a brand new car for two years...however emphatically looks like a turd on wheels.

Ah the Nissan Joke, a truly loathsome car. Around my way all the selfish cretins with one seem to insist on driving them with the front fog lights on as well at night time, meaning that there are 6 lights spaced perfectly apart from each other to ensure complete lack of visibility for other, oncoming drivers.

Especially nice as well, what with the main headlights being placed at eye level.

/Rant over

Puke/Joke/Junk, not Juke. :stuck_out_tongue: Has to be among the top 3 ugliest cars ever made. Looks a reasonable size on the outside but tiny inside.

Ah right, thanks. That's good to know for future reference.

Personally i would be very tempted just to crash this into a wall at 60mph just to improve the looks :disappointed: IF i had one.

Every model, will have their lemons. Which means, that no manufacturer produces cars that are 100% faultless straight from the factory so it's entirely possible to buy any brand new car that will have endless problems because, it is a lemon. For example, this chaps colleague may have the only one of these in the entire world that has had to have three engines in nine months, does that mean every one will be the same? Answer being, no. That is just an example. My neighbour has this car and had zero problems. Doesn't mean they are all the same.

Probably because these are built in Britain...

It seems this was a 'Joke' from nissan design team and nissan wanted to prove however ugly car they produce, there will be enough fools who will buy car from them to keep outgoing. they proved it.

how? if it's the whole engine had to be replaced 3 times?

Here you go :smile:

https://www.todaytranslations.com/news/20-ways-to-say-cheers

The FCA effectively replaced the FSA.

One ugly mofo!!!

Fsa no more

Not a marmite design, pretty widely hated, lol.

Aw I love it, unfortunately can't afford one so I will have to stick with my little fiat multipla!

I mean seriously look at the at the f5cking thing? I don't care how cheap this is I would never be seen dead driving around in this piece!

4 bags for 2 years - cold

I think you mean the FCA (Financial Conduct Authority). They have the extra stripe on the collar.

Sometimes looking different isn't a good thing.

Edit: Sorry, shows what I know. Turns out there is a Financial Conduct Authority too! You learn something every day!

Not trying to nit-pick as you make a good point, but just in case anyone needs the advice you gave I think you mean FSA (Financial Services Authority) :smiley:

Ah the Nissan Joke, a truly loathsome car. Around my way all the selfish cretins with one seem to insist on driving them with the front fog lights on as well at night time, meaning that there are 6 lights spaced perfectly apart from each other to ensure complete lack of visibility for other, oncoming drivers.

Especially nice as well, what with the main headlights being placed at eye level.

/Rant over

That's really interesting, I never knew that.

Hope you have better luck with the Duke than my work colleague, 3 engines in 9 months.

Always check these brokers are registered with the BVRLA. It's all too easy to spin up a website, claim your a lease broker and pocket some deposits.

ugly but good deal

Should be called the Jerk as that's how most who have one drive like

Juke not Duke lol :stuck_out_tongue:

Cheap & a brand new car for two years...however emphatically looks like a turd on wheels.

£360 admin fee to include.

I took out a 1 year lease with V4B wouldn't use them again tbh, poor customer service.

they pay you, I assume?

24 months
£1000.62 incl VAT initial rental