Usually when you reach the cardboard bit in the middle !

Medium to large bum cracks

And of course all people in 'run down areas' are car thieves.

Wow, a fortnights supply for a house full of women. Schorchio!

Any idea how long for please?

Good wipe for 6 inches

That's a lot of sheets.

I think home bargains have 9 rolls on offer all the time for £2? Granted this is a bit dearer but you need less storage space to store them!

Not sure I trust a toilet roll advertised as 'nicky'.

Are these the cheaper 2 ply small sheets that are cheaper elsewhere. one slip of a finger & your in the xxxx. http://www.hotukdeals.com/deals/nicky-24pk-toilet-roll-heron-3-99-instore-2695940
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You don't get a brown ballerina with these, they are 3ply and the only ones I buy. I make a special trip just to get them but always take someone with me who stays in the car to protect it as all the farmfoods shops I know are in the run down areas of cities.

Great price. Wish there was a Farmfoods near here!:smiley:

Wow, a fortnights supply for a house full of women. Schorchio!

Awesome .
Will be using £2.50 off £25 spend coupon too

They're really good quality - aren't these either 3 or 4 ply?

great bog rolls.

You have just cheered me up no end with your comment, excellent humour.
I am sure some people put leading questions on here hoping for such replies.

Are they the 3 ply?

Should post the pound per poo price really to allow easy comparison

I thought it was just me, these rolls are so thick they will block a toilet, and no I don't use a roll per dump before you ask !!

Thanks for the post. We have been buying Nicky toilet roll for years apart for one time I was in Sainsbury's and couldn't be bother going to Farmfood's we bought Andrex and we found it to be rubbish compared to Nicky's toilet roll. X

I've never thought of that, my toilet blocks almost every use. We use this paper in my house.
Will need to experiment with a change of paper.
Thanks

Must depend on the design of your toilet. We use it in both our toilets and the in laws in all three of theirs and no problems with blockages.

Fantastic toilet roll. Been buying for years better than your premium brands

Ahhh, you've been there too. :smiley:

My toilet blocked 3 times using 3 ply, never again! Have since spoken to many others it's happened too. Believe me a blocked toilet is disgusting so I'm back on the cheap loo roll for life !

Move to a house with good toilets, or maybe your pipes just need a good blasting? Shame you missed out on the Aldi 15m drain cleaner. Life's too short for cheap rolls!

Me, my parents, my girlfriend and her family have all converted with no blockages - that's 7 toilets. Elite forever!

Yes, I gave you a fiver for one of your copies of the big issue.

I think farm foods only sells the elite stuff

Need to try this stuff keep hearing how good it is. Will make a trip to Farmfoods. Anyone know when this ends? Thanks

Morrisons now sell this ...at the home bargains price which is on offer for a major supermarket..

Yes you are correct. Make sure you dead lock it and don't leave anything in sight inside. I left half a pack of Polo's on the dash and someone smashed the window and stole them.

It's definitely this paper. I had the same problem when using it. Constant blockages. Changed to much thinner b&m toilet roll and the problem stopped instantly.

What is the quality like for wiping? I find with cheap rolls that you have to use more to get totally clean (and yes do wet it a little first)

Lol. Thanks or that I was expecting never ending roll

They must order great quality loo roll to counter a diet from their freezers...

What a pointless post this is! What an ignorant ****...

I pay £4.25 for nicky 36 pack all year round. cold

Bought some this afternoon - basically a saving of £2.03 on the deal, as Home bargains sell the 18 packs for £3.99. Still a saving though.

yeah my toilet can only take four wipes of nicky but can take 6 wipes of asda shades before blocking. s#;+ you needed to know.

£3 for 12 https://groceries.morrisons.com/webshop/product/Nicky-Elite-Toilet-Tissue/373516011?from=search&tags=%7C105651¶m=nicky&parentContainer=SEARCHnicky_SHELFVIEW

Best tissue

It's a shame they didn't take your judgemental attitude as well.

Anagram for you, uoy kicdaehd

You guys are so last century!!!. I don't think any of you have a clue to what this site is all about.
Get an Amazon Prime account - use the top quality corrugated cardboard from the Amazon delivery boxes (worth the prime subscription cost on its own), to scrape your **** clean. One 5 inch square cut-out of these beauties, blocks your toilet in one go (takes at least 20 flushes to get rid). And I film the whole thing with a camera from one of my many Apple devices, as I wouldn't waste my spit on any Android rubbish. So, basically if you aren't willing to die for both/either Amazon and/or Apple..... I hate you.

Would have lasted me about a week back in my teenage days when i locked myself in my room and blocked the door so no one could come in while i watched porn.

What I do is have a serviette during my dinner and keep it in my pocket for the next day to wipe up after evacuation.

I am also interested to know,especially a 3ply......

Have you tried prune juice? :stuck_out_tongue:

It creates too much dust.

Yeah I'll move house so I can use this terrible toilet roll. Or maybe I'll buy cheap stuff and spend my money on stuff I enjoy. Like chocolate!

Seems to be lots of people who don't think it's terrible and don't get blocked loos!

I always buy it, I often get vouchers in post for farm foods, like £2.50 off £25 do usually get loo roll. I bought 3 packs for tenner other day, I should posted it up lol.

Hahahaha :smile:

converted to this year's ago when sometime working at the bogroll factory offered free samples. never had a blocked khazi. however there are deficient two types. I was in the local expats cash and carry when I saw them selling Nicky bogroll. despite being marked "made in the UK" they are smaller thinner sheets. much to my disappointment as Spanish bogroll is horrible. have some heat!

Don't they do sarcasm round your neck of the woods or do you look at the scratchers in run down areas with as much disdain as me? :smirk:

slightly o/t but when you take a hefty dump at someone's house and it won't flush, NEVER try to break it up but leave it there so when they later notice your turd emerging defiantly out of the water they'll feel embarrassed for providing such an inadequate toilet for their guests.

I'm still laughing at the "you don't get a brown ballerina with these" quote. haha :laughing: classic. Took a little thinking about at first though .....

I asked my mate to call in as we were passing in his Porsche Macan. When we came back to the car every panel had been keyed. This was in Coronation square, Cheltenham. We didn't know it was the crap end of cheltenham at the time.Maybe all the other Farmfoods are in more affluent areas and my "judgmental attitude" is wrong

Since there was no response from the 'incredible' £4.25 /36 (private deal),can assume,it was a 'phantom'...

I'd like to get this brand to use in my house but my wife complains the aloe/scented stuff they put on it has a similar effect to what mint source shower gel does to 'Happy Flaps' lady:

https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=1518578458153019&substory_index=0&id=197680063576205&__tn__=%2As

Don't forget the £2.50 off £25, £5 off £50 and £10 off £100 spend vouchers:
https://www.farmfoods.co.uk/Vouchers.php

So that would be 270 roles for £45 or 16.7p per roll.

This is the first time i've seen this site and I've got to say how hilarious the comments are, its so funny, there are some sharp witted people here, keep on the fantastic comments, i'm loving it !

Agree

Maybe so but I bought 2 packs in Granton branch for £6 (Friday)

MeNt to confirm these were 18 roll size pack, not 12

That would be 2 ply....not the premium 3 ply

How many licks before you arrived at this tastefully?