Love it! One divorce on the way

I know I'm going to be ridiculed for suggesting two courses. But, B&M have Pot Noodles for 39p each.

Simply an idea, that is all.

Gonna have to wait to see if there's a better deal in aldi...

Probably more than what she would get a guy. Women pftt... want everything and give nothing.

How much does she spend on you? They expect the world, they give you nothing and dont say they give you sex, if they really loved you they would have sex anytime you wanted for free, may as well get a hooker

Out of interest what are these 'take away' pizza's like in Lidl. I've had one frozen pizza from Lidl previously and while not offensive or horrible tasting it was utterly bland as if my taste buds had switched off and much worse than the value pizza's you get in regular supermarkets but I've not tried this version. I won't bother to ask about the garlic bread because I can never taste the difference it's like every garlic bread is the same and coming out of the same factory whether frozen or chilled.

Saturday night mate, looks like from his belligerent posts towards you he's a bit of 'fighty' cocky type but stuck in so had to look for it online. Pick someone and something at random to troll then wait for the reaction so they can show off their argumentative 'prowess'.

You get 'em unfortunately.

Valentines is for idiots, hot post btw

This has got to be a joke right?

Thanks for the reply and speaking up for yourself.

Manchester City Council ruled in my favour. Nothing dodgy, just miscommunication. These things happen in life.

But I appreciate your interest in my affairs.

Class!

You should not post jokey stuff like this - you just don't have the sense of humour mate ;--)) #triggered LMFAO

Your comment had nothing to do with this thread and was for one from 10 months ago, why didnt you post in that thread?

God that looks awful plus the ratio of coleslaw to pizza looks poorly set especially for me who would never need coleslaw when eating pizza or garlic bread. Unless your meant to stir the coleslaw into that quality branded cola or something.

This picture came to mind for some reason.



Also I'd take issue with what they call a feast. This is my idea of a feast.

You need to chill the f out and stop moderating your threads exclusively for comments you like!

You are being incredibly rude and patronising by acting like a mouth-piece and not allowing the author of the comment to respond and justify their amusement; which in a thread like this, goes both ways!

​You're so posh mate. I get to eat at Tesco cafe for my birthday.

It just seemed like you clicked his profile and viewed his thread from 10 months ago and wanted to discuss it?

What exactly has this thread got to do with anything at all? It is just bantz! LOL

Does that have anything to do with this thread?

Just like your dodgy Council Tax escapade?

lol that's awful, what kind of meal is that

I wouldn't go that far but it is slightly amusing.

Wow a real treat here!

I would be happy to have this dinner..

Sounds more like a night in for one :smile:

Show the lady in your life how much you really care....

Blow a whopping £2.78 on her!

Because she's worth it...

What an economical deal but to be fair for those who can't afford expensive dinners

Well, I suppose once you start spending you might as well go the whole hog

A bottle of fizz - tesco value sparkling water (roughly about 29p for 2 litres)

some things you can't put a price on and this is not a deal for me.

I don't think he said that? I don't understand why people take offence to these posts, it's a real deal. It was also just a bit of Friday night banter which 80% of the site welcomed. If it was something else there will always be the other 20% so its all good. :wink:

Because this is side-splittingly funny?

just make a curry at home with chappatis for about 50p per head

Hilarious

​That's because women have four something is males want which they withhold for ransom. If we get enough Brownie points we get a sniff :confused:

Voted hot just to p*** off those with zero sense of humour

You say that and many seem happy to mock here but there are people out there that this caters to (else this wouldn't be offered in the first place). We're fortunate enough to unfortunately not realise there's others out there whom cannot afford a £10 Nandos meal whenever they fancy it.

heated for the sense of humour :smiley:

This.

Just got her 725 Free eBooks by the Open University ,who says romance is dead !:smirk:

Just tell your wife you love her everyday not just valentine's,then when valentine's day arrives say it's commercial I don't need to buy you anything to show it ,thus saving £2.78. works for Christmas and birthdays too.

Yum yum!!

thanks

​Not my wife, the food.

Absolute filth

perfect, should I wrap the ironing board?

If you sort in the bins outside McDonalds, you should be able to piece together an entire meal for two for free - save the £2.78 for a bottle of White Lightning. Can't have a valentines meal without some bubbles. You are welcome lovebirds

Yes
How can you improve on something so good?

i got valentines sorted with the reduced items from lidl`s wheelie bins .

such a lucky girl

True. But I like my PC Games and others do or maybe the woman can take the male out for a meal or something instead.

Yeah I know. You never see any deals for a set of balls. :laughing:

I don't mean me. I just mean in general. Whenever valentines comes up, it's always tv ad's about getting the woman something.

Cupid Stunt

Candles would cost more than price of meal I think...

She better appreciate this.

And your last!

I haven't no. I'm actually in a very good relationship. I just get fed up of seeing, "Get her this, Get her that" ohh look at these £60 flowers etc etc. It's never, "Girls, Treat your man". It's not all about the girl.

I was just joking. I agree with you , it just sounded funny in my head :stuck_out_tongue:

Had your heart broken recently, Danjw91, or just bat for the other side?

I see lidl has a competition to be a player escort.
:confused:

Love how people are slating this, since when has Valentines Day been about money! Makes me feel sick when you see all these losers spending £££££ at Xmas, hugging 24 carrier bags of presents etc... all commercialised ********! If my partner went out and bought this (he wouldn't cos it's not healthy!), but if he did, I wouldn't be throwing it back in his face!

I know I'm going to be ridiculed for suggesting two courses. But, B&M have Pot Noodles for 39p each.

Simply an idea, that is all.

its the thought that counts lol

​you must have bad luck with women. I spoil my partner and as we eat completely different food, by the time I have cooked for him and a separate meal for my 4 cats, I often end up eating cereal cos I can't be bothered cooking for me

So, if I pony up £2.78 .....my wife will allow me to get fruity with her? (if so, this has got to be the cheapest way to 'get Jiggy with Mr Biggy')

wow lucky girl

Wow exotic!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ZvSMnHRD7k&spfreload=10

not as good as the heart shaped chicken nuggets they did a few years ago

chavtastic !

More than I usually spend on the wife. £2.78 more in fact.

​We are not like that. I insist that wife and son buy me nothing for Xmas or birthday or father's day. We both get what we want when we want it etc. She knows I love her and her me.

Hope you splash out on a bottle of bacardi to go in the cola!

Me and wife have never spent on each other on days like this. Just nonsense like Christmas and Easter and mother's day etc.

And we met on February 14th 20 years ago this year lol

My Valentines meal consists of two curry Maggi noodles from tesco (currently on 2 for £1) and for desert, a cheesecake (value of course, £1). And as for drinks, the missus prefers tap water. So I can save 78p and we'll be fit to burst.

heat just for the insane price. :sunglasses:

and the 19p chocolate

Usually a shared bowl of gruel for me and the OH.
With marmite on Vals Day.

Show her you love her with a £3 dinner.....

Well done Op, really thought it was advertised as Valentines meal... hope it gets smoking Hot :man:

...that's gotta be one of the funniest post's I've seen in a while .......

....who said romance is dead? :stuck_out_tongue:

That'll be your last Valentines Day with her!

hope it is not zero calorie cola

Gonna have to wait to see if there's a better deal in aldi...

Happy days! :stuck_out_tongue:

Love it! One divorce on the way